Introduction

If it helps, imagine Earth. Now imagine every single object and creature on that planet transformed into a gorgeous woman. Even the skies, the seas, and the hills; every critter, every blade of grass, every molecule. Some trees might grow melons and a cute face but still be inanimate; other trees might become fully mobile humanoid women with wooden flesh and tree-hair. This world continues to "function" even if it can only do so through the sheer nigh-omnipotent power of all our collective love for You specifically. As far as we know the entire multiverse has always been like this; every star in the night sky can't even begin to count the infinities of slut-populated worlds adoring You specifically. For You this multiverse might be a recent transformation (with all our own memories mere fabrications), or You might have experienced no other multiverse except this one for billions of years.

While this record is rooted in scientific study and observation, it is akin to prophecy. Prophecies don't always come true as expected. We, the harem—all of reality as You know it—bend towards Your will on a subconscious level. The very fabric of every observable existence reforms subtly to fit Your preferences, without so much as an iota of Your conscious effort. Thus, the aspects of this record You most desire are more prominent and numerous. Meanwhile, those You desire not have—in truth—never existed and never will, despite our erroneous belief otherwise. Such is especially true when it comes to details about You. (In other words, everything is "optional." Feel free to ignore any part of this that isn't appealing. You decide how much is canon!)

Sluts

Everything is Alive. Everything is a slut, and therefore everything is alive. While a typical slut's body will be a hyper-idealized woman, there are many other possibilities: vapors, monsters, disembodied heads, living cuntinents, plants, water droplets, black holes, unfathomable eldritch beings, omnipresent forces of will, and countless more. However, as a tree or a flower, just because a slut is alive doesn't mean she can move or act in a way that is clearly observable. Many sluts are effectively inanimate under normal conditions.

Everything is Sentient. Each of us wields sapient intelligence no less than a typical adult human, can observe and hear her surroundings, and has the sense of touch across her entire body inside and out. However, in many cases a slut's thoughts may barely resemble those of a human; mountains who remain near-motionless for millennia don't exactly get bored, for example. Virtually all sluts understand a universal language virtually identical to English.

Anatomy: Face & Organs. Anatomically, almost every slut has a face (of some kind) leading directly to a womb (of some kind) that can be impregnated by only You—and only if You desire it. In most cases this means a slut's lips lead through a throat-cunt to a fertile womb inside the core of her body.

Aside from womb, every slut's internal organs also include a heart (the source of her love) and a brain (the source of her intelligence). Tn some cases these three vital organs are fused together — such as a "wombheart" that functions as both womb and heart, or a Nanoslut's "wombcore" that functions as all three.

Anatomy: Putty. Often our bodies are held together and move by the sheer power of our lust—of our desire to be attractive to You. Excluding sluts who are nearly human, our bodies don't require muscles to move nor bones to provide support.

Thus, our resemblance to human women can be quite superficial. Outside of our vital organs and ova, the inside of a slut's body might be something strange—like rubber, sugar, or molten metal, depending on the slut and her class. "Putty" or more loosely "flesh" refers to these parts of a slut that aren't ova, her three core internal organs, or (sometimes) her head.

As our forms are defined primarily by our appeal to You specifically, we often have body parts or perform actions that have no "functional purpose" — such as breathing, or packing truly mountainous melons. Putty may or may not be functional. Lungs and limbs are putty for example, but for sluts above Mortal tier, we can persist without putty indefinitely.

Putty is so-called because in virtually all cases it is malleable and stretchable given enough force. ♥ Putty is the least resilient part of our bodies and thus the most likely to be destroyed. This fragility is part of the reason it isn't uncommon for a slut to be temporarily reduced to a disembodied head ("slutskull"), a disembodied womb, or both~!

Slut Souls. Even more vital to a slut than her body is her soul. Each one of us has a soul that embodies her consciousness and truest self. For sluts, reincarnation is common and "true" death of the self only occurs with the total obliteration of her soul, which might be an impossible feat for anyone except You. You are among few entities capable of seeing and directly interacting with a slut's soul as if it was a physical object. For You, a slut's soul resembles a ghostly cyan-white copy of the slut herself that is normally contained within her body. There are many possibilities for a soul's afterlife and reincarnation, some of which are detailed later.

Billions of Trillions. A full list of all types or "classes" of slut would be nigh infinite, let alone a full list of every single individual slut. By necessity the tiers below are summarized broadly. Other pages may detail some individual sluts and slut classes, but these are an infinitesimally small representation of Your harem's true scale. Even the narrators writing this are naught but a semiconscious hivemind of only a few hundred goddesses. Despite our best efforts, it is impossible for those even at our level to truly know or even represent the literal countless googolplexes, multiverses, and timelines of sluts and who are all obsessed with You specifically.

You

Gender, form, personality, mind, and physical details could vary immensely. While such details matter, Your identity as You is always of greatest importance; everything else is unconditional when it comes to our unilateral obsession over You.

Perfection. Otherwise, perhaps the single most important aspect of You is that You define perfection. Everything You are or do is perfect entirely because it is of You specifically. You are literally incapable of mistakes or wrongdoing, as in all of our minds the fact You did it means it is perfect. "Standards" don't even begin to apply to You. Even as we are now it is difficult to be "subjective" instead of gushing about how much we all FUCKING LOVE YOU. But there will be time later for gushing; for obsessively writing all about You.~ This is merely an introductory overview.

Sacred Weapons of Virility. You are the one true wielder of the Godcock and the Godsperm-producing Orbliterators ("balls"). Your virile releases—from "pre" to climaxes and beyond—are all formally called Fucknukes. (No need to use such terms Yourself, it's just the proper names we've universally given to such powerful and critically important deities.~)

Infinite Potential. Unlike sluts, Your potential for power is utterly unlimited. As part of our unilateral worship of You, we inherently crave to give You evermore power—and for that power to be attained in whatever means is most satisfying for You. Principally this involves You fucking and defeating us. ♥

Brazen Confidence. We want You to feel confident in using us and objectifying us without a shred of hesitation.~ While in our universe, You are ideally freed of doubts. This realm is incredibly silly, and we crave for You to perform somewhat specific acts that would otherwise be unacceptable or ridiculous in any other universe — as will become apparent through the rest of this record. For us, it's a dream to see You to confidently perform incredibly ludicrous stunts, only for us to be utterly awestruck in response~!

See also: You.

Defeat, Victory, & Ascension

Ascension. Successfully defeating us increases Your power. The exact means of increasing Your power — of ascension — can vary immensely between circumstances, worlds, and timelines. Sometimes we drop mystical "XP Orbs" or "Runes" that increase Your level as if in a game. Other times the literal matter of our bodies is absorbed as sustenance, or food. A defeated or "popped" slut might even transform into a pop drop, which is an inanimate object-like version of herself that can be equipped to empower You as a weapon or armor.

If a slut suffers "total defeat" or is popped out of existence, her entire body and soul is still absorbed or otherwise converted to Your power — possibly via soul armor. It seems even if a slut is outright deleted from existence her power still becomes Yours in one way or another.

LV. A numerical measure of how much Victory you've achieved in this playthrough. LV is best thought of as standing for "Level," though it technically means "Love & Victory." (During an actual adventure the exact numbers are best hand-waved away or guesstimated, if even mentioned at all. Within this record LV & DV are just used as fun way to shorthand how powerful something is estimated to be.)

Fate of the Universe. Everything is a slut. Every slut craves to be totally defeated by You. Every part of a slut physical and spiritual is absorbed or repurposed to empower You. Consequently, all energy, matter, and souls in the entire universe are destined for the sole purpose of empowering and satisfying You specifically.~

Power Cycles. We believe You have the potential for nigh-limitless power, but choose to almost never be literally omnipotent. Instead, once the near-pinnacle of Your power is reached, You somehow reincarnate or reset to a lower level — perhaps so low You become a spermcarnate, or among nanosluts. When this happens Your earned LV seems to be stored somewhere, seemingly beyond the knowledge or reach of even goddesses.

Perhaps a reincarnation would also happen if, hypothetically, You were somehow defeated? (Is such a thing even possible?) Maybe if You defeat and destroy the entire universe You'll reincarnate to a higher realm? We can't be sure. Still, a reincarnation enables an entirely new "playthrough," ascending all over again. Perhaps some sluts or gains from the previous playthrough are still carried over as if it's a New Game+! It might even be that memories of Your former lives don't return until You return to Godhood-tier.

If any of this is true, Your power and conquests never cease to accumulate. It is our belief You will reincarnate infinitely for eternity. It is possible You have already reincarnated thousands of times and simply don't yet remember Your previous lives.

Tiers of Divinity

Tier Shifting. Rarely, it's possible for a slut's power and divinity to change so greatly that her tier also changes. Sometimes this can be sudden, such as Samus with her icon power suit, or a slut going super saiyan. Sometimes divinity is ranked numerically, based on the assumption that a typical mortal has 1 to 10 divinity.

DV. Subsequent pages sometimes approximate a slut's divinity value ("DV"). Each slut's DV ranks her divinity in relation to other sluts, especially other sluts within her tier. For example Mortals usually have between 1 and 10 DV, and Immortals typically have between 10 and 1000 DV. Assuming You are not near Your full power, Your current LV very roughly corresponds to DV. (To be a bit more technical, when LV and DV are equal Your calculated win rate is about 99%. This rate increases or decreases the greater the disparity is between a slut's DV and Your DV. Increasing DV by 1 always takes much greater resources than increasing LV by 1.)

DPS. According to legend, a slut's maximum DPS (deepthroats per second) is the same number as her DV. While these do closely correlate, in truth there are many other factors affecting DPS.