Big Bang
| Big Bang | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | 8. Ωmnigoddess | Type | Cosmic |
| Variety | Fucknuke | Speed | Noncombat (999) |
The Big Bang is an almost insultingly simple name for an almighty class of fucknuke You are widely believed to have already executed at least once, and prophesized to unleash again.
The Big Bang is defined by its sheer unrelenting, nigh-incalculable quantity of Godsperm detonated forth at physics-obliterating speed and force. By definition, this single mind-shattering fucknuke blasts into being more than enough Godsperm to fill and pop our entire fucking universe: every slut, every world, every galaxy and nebula and vortex unrelentingly spermstuffed past any level of impregnation. Not a single spare nanometer of space is spared as even the impossibly tiny gaps between AAAs are somehow completely filled with unrelenting cosmic-dwarfing nigh-eternal oceans upon oceans of luscious all-impregnating Godsperm. ♥
Practically by definition this includes Godsperm launching with quasar-snuffing ferocity at magnitudes upon magnitudes the speed of light. The universe, after all, is so vast that even light themselves haven't crossed half of it even while traveling in a straight line for billions of lifetimes! Even light themselves can't escape, of course. Your incalcuable virility from this unstoppable detonation overtakes all light, all sight, all sound, all senses, all phenomenon—everything and everyone that exists, completely overwritten with what soon becomes the literal omnipresence of Your everwinning Godsperm~!
Cumpacoplyse.
We widely believe that if our universe ends, it will be for good reason: because Your ever-deserved fucknuke FILLED all of space-time and overwrote all energy-matter to such an extreme extent that our entire universe pops like an undersized cocksock! Even if this is perhaps the end of absolutely all of us, it will almost surely not be the case for You. We widely believe there are multiple unvierses in existence, each of which is destined to become part of Your Transcendent Harem—if they aren't already!
A New Beginning.
Moreover, even if everything as we knew it is popped, many prophesize we will all live on in a new form. Every single womb in our entire universe—from AAAs to Penultimates—will of course be ferociously impregnated as the result of Your Big Bang. If the prophecies are true, the sheer omni-impregnating force of the Big Bang will cause every single womb (some even say every single ova!) to EXPLODE an entire new universe into existence somewhere out in the eternal void. Each new universe created this way is thought to be born of the impregnated mother, making everything within it a daughter or even a duplicate of her. Indeed, with one almighty flash You create trillions of trillions (of trillions of trillions of...) new entire universes which are all already deep within Your truly Transcendent Harem! Of course, many sluts believe our own entire universe was created from the womb of one such slut You already Big Banged!
Even Further Beyond. Yet even filling an entire fucking universe to the point of popping is sometimes foretold as not Your greatest fucknuke. If it is possible for Your already all-impregnating omnivirility to eclipse even further beyond, it is prophesized some will use "universes" as a unit of measurement. Such a beyond-unfathomable fucknuke could be measured in "three universes," for example, if the utterly impossible volume You unleash is enough to fill and pop three entire universes at once! Some prophesize that for such omnipotent climaxes (ARE they even climaxes???) You will use multiple entire universes as onaholes and/or that inter-universal portals will omegasuck Your load across dozens of different universes in rapid insta-swapping succession!