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{{PerkBox|class=Feat|tier=5|type=Fire
|summary=The [[Orbliterators|Orb]] surge in temperature after [[fucknuke]]s, necessitating [[Soul#Ghost|soulful]] [[Minty Smooch|minty smooches]] to cool 'em down!
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If [[You]] have this [[prophecy|prophesized]] [[feat]], many or perhaps all of Your [[fucknuke]]s cause the [[Orbliterators]] to ''skyrocket'' in temperature. The temperature is so extreme that [[nutsweat]] surely evaporates into steamy clouds, contact with anything moist can cause a sizzling hiss, and [[slut]]s in contact with the Orbs gradually take [[Fire (type)|fire]] damage.
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{{inline|Postnuke Cooling}}
This sheer heat causes You no actual [[damage]] of course, but ''can'' cause a barely-noticeable degree of discomfort. Sacrilegious! If this happens, virtually any of us will take ''drastic'' measures to cool the Orbs to a more tolerable temperature ''immediately''. Whenever You experience this heat expect a frantic flurry of [[Minty Smooch]]es {{subtle|and maybe other {{type|Ice}} [[move]]s}} to smother Your sack in refreshing cooling caresses, even if each one audibly hisses from the sheer contrast of heat and cold. 
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{{inline|Soulful Smoochin'}}
Any sluts who were [[pop]]ed into [[Soul#Ghost|ghosts]] by the [[fucknuke]] itself are especially apt for this role, as we are not only incredibly close by but the ectoplasmic coolness of our smooches to be extra chilly. {{subtle|We can potentially even [[phase through]] to cool the Orbs even from the inside!}} This not only cools the Orbs but exhibits the sheer extent of our eternal [[worship|devotion]], extending into the afterlife, which won't pause for as much as a single [[frame]] even if You [[pop]] us! As ghosts are normally [[invisible]], these smooches may show up as nothing by cyan [[Ethereal Kiss Marks|ethereal kiss marks]] peppering all over Your scrotum. ♥
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{{inline|Searing Cycle}} It is commonly theorized that Your greater [[fucknuke]]s arise from greater levels of [[lust]], [[love]], and [[worship]]. Greater fucknukes can in turn [[pop|obliterate]] more sluts into soulful smoochers, who in turn provide even more lust, love, and worship for ''even'' greater fucknukes for a potentially continuous cycle of ascension!