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	==Power-Ups==		==Power-Ups==
	Item boxes are spread around most courses, and to absorb one all You must do is crash Your [[ride]] into the box {{subtle\|shattering the glass against My face ♥}} as You absorb the power-up. Some power-ups are passive ~~[[buff]]s~~, but most offer some manner of [[slut-equip]] that provides You some manner of benefit whether it's a temporary speed-boost or a way to attack rivals.		Item boxes are spread around most courses, and to absorb one all You must do is crash Your [[ride]] into the box {{subtle\|shattering the glass against My face ♥}} as You absorb the power-up. Some power-ups are passive buffs, but most offer some manner of [[slut-equip]] that provides You some manner of benefit whether it's a temporary speed-boost or a way to attack rivals.
	{{a}}		{{a}}
	Some race-specific power-ups might form either in Your [[Orbliterators]], such as [[koopa]] shells to be launched from the [[Godcock]]. Power-ups might also form inside Your ride herself, such as a [[Fire Flower]] that turns her into a fire elemental for fiery attacks, or Moomoo Milk that turns her [[attire]] into cowprint as it restores her [[HP]].		Some race-specific power-ups might form either in Your [[Orbliterators]], such as [[koopa]] shells to be launched from the [[Godcock]]. Power-ups might also form inside Your ride herself, such as a [[Fire Flower]] that turns her into a fire elemental for fiery attacks, or Moomoo Milk that turns her [[attire]] into cowprint as it restores her [[HP]].

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 A '''race''' is a [[game|competition]] of speed. Typically [[You]] are competing against live [[rival]]s to reach a destination before any of them {{subtle|often with them given a huge headstart or other handicap}}, or just to reach a destination quickly. If there are no rivals to compete against, it's considered a '''time trial''' in which the goal is simply to go fast.~
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 While having a racing course with "laps" or "heats" isn't unheard of, when You are involved the default is reaching a specific destination via any route You like. We often [[Industrial Worship|build]] complex obstacles or courses to make the journey more fun for You, of course.~ Given the prescience of certain [[goddess]]es, it's likely a course will just ''happen'' to already be setup wherever and whenever Your whim decides You want to race. c:

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	A '''race''' is a [[game\|competition]] of speed. Typically [[You]] are competing against live [[rival]]s to reach a destination before any of them {{subtle\|often with them given a huge headstart or other handicap}}, or just to reach a destination quickly. If there are no rivals to compete against, it's ~~generally~~ a '''time trial''' in which ~~You're competing for~~ the ~~best time~~.		A '''race''' is a [[game\|competition]] of speed. Typically [[You]] are competing against live [[rival]]s to reach a destination before any of them {{subtle\|often with them given a huge headstart or other handicap}}, or just to reach a destination quickly. If there are no rivals to compete against, it's considered a '''time trial''' in which the goal is simply to go fast.~
	{{a}}		{{a}}
	A typical race allows any [[ride]] or means of traversal to reach the destination that doesn't use near-instant teleportation, such as [[portal]]s. Often a [[slut-kart]] will be Your fastest type of ride, but a [[slutboard]] can sometimes be more useful, and parkour{{subtle\|ing across our [[face]]s}} offers great versatility even if it is less consistent. [[Damage\|Attack]]ing [[rival]]s is not only allowed but encouraged. ♥ Of course, You might prefer to enjoy a race that has some kind of limits; a [[slutboard]]-only race might be more fun sometimes!		A typical race allows any [[ride]] or means of traversal to reach the destination that doesn't use near-instant teleportation, such as [[portal]]s. Often a [[slut-kart]] will be Your fastest type of ride, but a [[slutboard]] can sometimes be more useful, and parkour{{subtle\|ing across our [[face]]s}} offers great versatility even if it is less consistent. [[Damage\|Attack]]ing [[rival]]s is not only allowed but encouraged. ♥ Of course, You might prefer to enjoy a race that has some kind of limits; a [[slutboard]]-only race might be more fun sometimes!
	{{a}}		{{a}}
	While having a racing course with "laps" or "heats" isn't unheard of, when You are involved the default is reaching a specific destination via any route You like. We often [[Industrial Worship\|build]] complex obstacles or courses to make the journey more fun for You, of course.~ Given the prescience of certain [[goddess]]es, it's likely a course will just ''happen'' to already be setup wherever and whenever Your whim decides You want to race. c:		While having a racing course with "laps" or "heats" isn't unheard of, when You are involved the default is reaching a specific destination via any route You like. We often [[Industrial Worship\|build]] complex obstacles or courses to make the journey more fun for You, of course.~ Given the prescience of certain [[goddess]]es, it's likely a course will just ''happen'' to already be setup wherever and whenever Your whim decides You want to race. c:

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[[Category:Games]]

A '''race''' is a [[game|competition]] of speed. Typically [[You]] are competing against live [[rival]]s to reach a destination before any of them {{subtle|often with them given a huge headstart or other handicap}}, or just to reach a destination quickly. If there are no rivals to compete against, it's generally a '''time trial''' in which You're competing for the best time.
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A typical race allows any [[ride]] or means of traversal to reach the destination that doesn't use near-instant teleportation, such as [[portal]]s. Often a [[slut-kart]] will be Your fastest type of ride, but a [[slutboard]] can sometimes be more useful, and parkour{{subtle|ing across our [[face]]s}} offers great versatility even if it is less consistent. [[Damage|Attack]]ing [[rival]]s is not only allowed but encouraged. ♥ Of course, You might prefer to enjoy a race that has some kind of limits; a [[slutboard]]-only race might be more fun sometimes!
{{a}}
While having a racing course with "laps" or "heats" isn't unheard of, when You are involved the default is reaching a specific destination via any route You like. We often [[Industrial Worship|build]] complex obstacles or courses to make the journey more fun for You, of course.~ Given the prescience of certain [[goddess]]es, it's likely a course will just ''happen'' to already be setup wherever and whenever Your whim decides You want to race. c: