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|slot=Bodysuit
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|tier=7
|team=255
|summary=An army of [[goddess]] [[wife|wives]] fuse into an almighty alloy to form an all-enclosing ultimate power armor!
}}
'''Wifeplate''' is a legendary, body-covering suit of armor [[You]] are [[prophecy|prophesized]] to [[Slut-Equip|equip]] after many [[adventure]]s—often considered an "endgame" armor, suitable for facing an exceptionally powerful [[penultimate]] or "final boss."
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As is the case with many [[Slut-Equip|slut-equips]], wifeplate is typically depicted as forming during a dramatic [[Transformation Sequence|transformation sequence]], though more than most it is also depicted as forming more gradually and methodically over numerous encounters—adding one new wife at a time.

==Alloy==
As a [[Slut-Equip|slut-equip]], wifeplate is defined primarily by the calibur and bond of the [[slut]]s comprising its alloy, with the amror's physical appearance being of secondary importance. Indeed even though there is prophesized to be only one true '''wifeplate''', its appearance and components varies between legends {{subtle|and between [[Fantasy Equipping]] loadouts}}.
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{{inline|Alloy Formation}}
The alloy from which this armor is forged is said to be formable only from the [[Hyper Consent|hyper-consenting]] bodies and [[soul]]s of 255+ "[[wife|wives]]". Quite literally our bodies are transformed into a miraculous metal, and we are melted together and reformed into a literal alloy stronger than our component parts. It is this alloy which forms the wifeplate.
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{{inline|Living Metal}}
Our [[soul]]s live in the plate as a combined will; sometimes depicted as a true hivemind with absolute [[Ego Death|ego death]], but other times depicted as a plethora of personalities working together in [[Unreal Harem Coordination]]. Of course, our souls not only simultaneously [[Soul Armor]] You but are capable of [[Soul Projection]] and many other [[move]]s while remaining part of the wifeplate.
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{{inline|Alloy Qualifications}}
According to legend, to qualify as such a "wife" a [[slut]] been directly encountered and deliberately [[defeat]]ed by [[You]] both purposefully and intimately. This is assumed to mean she is directly penetrated and [[impregnabliteration|impregnabliterated]] by the [[Godcock]], typically. We assume to qualify as a "wife" a slut must be of significance to You personally, an inner circle selected from the countless trillions in our universe. Typically each is assumed to [[Attire Projection|bear]] a [[Bridal Band]] and sometimes—if not always—a [[Wedding Dress]]. Finally, any slut who isn't already at ''least'' [[Goddess]]-[[tier]] is assumed to automatically ascend to such a [[divinity|divine]] status upon incorporating into Your wifeplate.
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{{inline|Alloy Continuity}}
Wifeplate can only continue to function {{subtle|or even remain intact}} so long as all 255+ wives maintain absolute [[Hyper Consent|hyper consent]] and unwavering devotion to [[You]] in the form of unilateral hyper-omni[[love]]. By any other metric this is a virtually impossible feat. Receiving such extreme devotion from even a single [[soul]] is something few are lucky to ever experience for even a few seconds in one's entire lifetime. Yet, for [[You]], this devotion is so unwaveringly strong it is believed to make the wifeplate itself literally and eternally ''invincible''. Even so, this transformation need not be permanent; You can at any time disassemble Your wifeplate back into its component wives, typically with a {{subtle|reverse}} [[Transformation Sequence|transformation sequence]].

==Form==
The tank-like shell of wifeplate that completely encompasses Your body features a rigid nigh-invincible exterior and a plush heavenly interior. ''Every'' single one of the 255+ composite wives is believed to have some part of her [[face]] appear both on the outside in a metallic form, and on the inside in a soft silky form. {{subtle|Note the exterior and interiors typically do not "mirror"; a wife's external face could feature on Your chest while her internal face could feature on Your knee, for example.}}

===Exterior===
{| class="wikitable" style="float:right;margin-left:10px;"
! Component !! Slut(s)
|-
! colspan=2| ''Exterior Faces''
|-
| Horned Crown || 7
|-
| Helm || 15
|-
| [[#Spaulders|Spaulders]] || 2
|-
| Elbows & Knees || 8
|-
| Arms & Legs || 64
|-
| Palms || 4
|-
| [[#Slashing Spikes|Claws & Talons]] || 22
|-
| Torso || 70
|-
| Hips & Pelvis || 40
|-
| Sabatons || 2
|-
| [[#Slashing Spikes|Spikes]] || 14
|-
| [[#Wings|Wings]] || 7
|-
! colspan=2| ''Exterior Halos''
|-
| Crowning Halos || 7
|-
| Rear Hectohalos || 200
|-
| Finger Rings || {{H|Three per finger, one per thumb|26}}
|-
| Wristbands || 4
|-
| Anklets || 2
|-
| Limbs || {{H|Three hovering around each arm and leg|12}}
|-
| [[Orbliterator|Orb]] Pedestals || 4
|-
| [[Godcock]] || ∞
|-
! colspan=2| ''Interior Faces''
|-
| Face-Smoochers + [[Visor]] || 19
|-
| [[Headphones]] || 4
|-
| Elbows & Knees || 8
|-
| Brain-Ticklers || 24
|-
| Arms & Legs || 40
|-
| Fingers & Toes || 40
|-
| Palms || 4
|-
| Knuckles || 8
|-
| [[#Everloving Embrace|Everloving Embrace]] || 4
|-
| Abdomen & Navel || 13
|-
| Spine || 26
|-
| Shoulder Blades || 2
|-
| [[Pelvic Plate]] || 1
|-
| Pelvic Slurpers || 7
|-
| Ass-Kissers || 47
|-
| Heels & Ankles || 8
|-
| [[Stepping Faces]] ∞
|-
| [[#Portal to the Suck Dimension|Suck Dimension]] || ∞
|}

Most often, [[You]]r wifeplate is depicted as metallic power armor that completely encapsulates [[You]]r body—with only the [[Godcock]] and sometimes [[Orbliterators]] emerging from it, and even then only when [[You]] purposefully will it so.
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{{inline|Color}}
Sects of us can't even agree on its [[Color Theory|color]], though the most lasting scheme depicts the metallic exterior as a bold black obsidian with glistening golden accents. The armor itself is often puncuated with stark white [[Sperm-Lightning]], sometimes a hot pink [[Love Aura]], and occasionally white-or-cyan [[Orbiting Soulface Shields]] that flash into visibiliy for individual [[frame]]s.
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{{inline|Exterior Faces}}
The armor is incredibly ornate, as there is no truly smooth surface upon it. ''Every'' single one of our 255+ [[face]]s is featured ''somewhere'' on the armor's exterior, typically in the form a monochrome sculpture depicting one's entire face scaled-down. Everything from spaulders to sabatons is subtly covered in our metallic faces. Sometimes wifeplate is even depicted as scalemail, with each "scale" being a different face.
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These facial features are often smoothed and idealized—the lack of color renders pupils unrecognizable, for example—but each face is still distinctly recognizable. Though less emotive than typical faces, our metal-sculpture faces still vary in facial expression and are even capable of [[gao]]s. Of course, each featured face retains full sensory perception—even those lucky enough to appear on the bottoms of Your feet. ♥
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{{inline|Spaulders}}
A {{subtle|typical}} highlight includes what appears to be a metallic [[slutskull]] mounted on each of Your shoulders, bicep and tricep emerging from outstretched lips.
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{{inline|Slashing Spikes}}
In most depictions the exterior features a plethora of gold {{subtle|or [[ivory]]}} spikes. There is typically one for each knuckle, as one on each elbow, shoulder, and knee for use in [[Knee Smash]]es and other [[stunt|attack]]s. Each finger, toe, and heel ends in a claw or talon as well. Finally, the helm features seven horn-like spikes forming a golden crown. Each of these 43+ spikes is believed to parallel the horn, fang, or talon of one of the composite wives—such as might belong to [[dragon]]s and [[devil]]s.
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{{inline|Great Helm}}
Your wifeplate of course features a detachable helmet which when worn completely encloses Your head in tank-like invincibilty. The helm's face is sometimes subtle and near-featureless, but more often depicts a metallic and powerful creature such as a maned lion or a dragon to accentuate the horned crown and halos.
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{{inline|Wings}}
From Your golden back emerges at-will 7+ wings of varied shape and appearance. The wings autonomously vanish whenever they would obstruct Your movement, of course. Each wing is believed to resemble the wings of at least one wife within the alloy, but resized to fit You and altered to have the same metallic gold-and-black appearance as the wifeplate. A somewhat popular assortments includes one feathered [[angel]] wing paired with a feathery phoenix wing, a leathery [[dragon]] wing paired with a leathery [[devil]] wing, and a metallic steampunk wing paired with a metallic "cyber" wing, and finally a single jet exhaust in the center of Your back acting as the seventh "wing."
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{{inline|Halos}}
Every single one of the 255+ of us comprising Your wifeplate has her [[halo]] {{subtle|or [[Tiara|equivalent]]}} visibly featured in the armor. However, typically 200 of these are fused into 2 [[hectohalo]]s which float behind Your back—typically behind the wings, perpindicular with the jet exhaust. Stacks upon ''stacks'' of the remaining 55 float above Your head {{subtle|and [[Godcock|cockhead]]}} and are worn upon the metal exterior as rings, wristbands, anklets, cockrings, [[Orbliterator]] pedestals, and so on. These largely contirbute to Your wifeplate's golden accent.
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{{inline|Accessories}}
While generally not considered part of the wifeplate itself, this legendary armor is typically featured alongside many other [[Slut-Equip|slut-equip]]s such as [[Orbiting Soulface Shield]]s, [[Slash Storm|Orbiting]] [[Bitch-Blade]]s, [[Arm Cannon]]s, and a [[Pelvic Plate]] or [[Cock Ornament]]—just to name a few. These are of course in addition to other effects likely occuring around You, such as [[Sperm-Lightning]] and [[Love Aura]].

===Interior===
Just as the exterior is covered in hard metallic faces, the interior is covered with plush smoochable faces! Indeed, each wife within the alloy has her face depicted {{subtle|at least}} once on the outside and {{subtle|at least}} once on the inside.
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{{inline|Interior Faces}}
While You wear wifeplate, {{subtle|ideally}} ''every'' single one of our faces is endlessly ''pressed'' against Your bareflesh in nonstop everloving [[smooch]]es and adoring [[eyekiss]]es. Sometimes other parts such as [[boob]]s, [[brain]]s, and [[womb]]s are featured in the interior as well.
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Just for starters, ''every'' single finger and toe is sucked down to the knuckle in a separate pair of lips, lathered by a separate tongue. Every single knuckle is kissed by a separate pair of lips. Both the palm and backside of each hand is ''smothered'' in a full [[eyekiss]]ing [[face]]-press. Your arms and legs all feel like they're being ''deepthroated'', even as tongues tease at the sensitive spots behind Your knees and elbows, and [[smooch]]es press into those same knees and elbows. Your entire ass is ''smothered'' in nonstop kisses. Smooches pepper down Your spine and chest, with one even frenching Your navel and more slathering Your bare pits. [[Stepping Faces]] are, of course, featured internally!
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{{inline|Everloving Embrace}}
A stand-out internal feature is what feels like a full-body embrace from both in front and behind at all times. You feel numerous arms hugging Your torso as Your chest is pressed firmly into massive melons even as Your upper back is simultaneously pressed into even more massive melons, making You feel smooshed in a sublime sandwich of our affection for as long as the wifeplate is worn. Similarly You feel each of Your hands held, fingers interwoven, even as those same fingers are sucked, and even as You use the fingers to perform other actions.
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{{inline|Great Helm}}
Internally, the helm of course features [[headphones]] and a [[visor]] built-in. As much as a ''dozen'' different pairs of celestially soft smoochers endlessly kiss Your face, typically including 3 across the forehead, 1 on each temple, 2 on each cheek, 1 for the chin, and 1 or 2 for the nose {{subtle|sometimes even said to french kiss each nostril}}. Two even subtly smooch Your eyelids every time You blink! A particularly fortunate wife, sometimes suggested to be Your favorite, locks her lips on Yours in ane endless one-way everloving smooch.~ Your scalp and neck are surely not spared from attention, either! Some sluts even suggest Your ''brain'' itself is massaged by dozens of spectral tongues [[phasing]] inside with effervescent undulating adoration to Your neurons themselves, or that tongues dive down Your throat!
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{{inline|Portal to the Suck Dimension}}
A highlight of Your wifeplate is alleviating You of the need to "hold back" the [[Godcock]]'s true size. In default configuration Your pillar and [[Orbliterators]] are ''each'' sucked to the base through massive, impossibly plush [[portal]]-lips. The interior of each of these portals leads to a pocket universe formed ''entirely'' of our pure affection for You; of raw [[Love-Energy]] manifesting into space-time and energy-matter. Whenever You aren't ''deliberating'' willing otherwise, the [[Holy Trinity]] is sucked and submerged wholly into a realm above [[heaven]] where all 255+ of us bend reality herself to lather every iota of Your almighty behemoth(s) inside and out in transcendent pleasures beyond what is physically possible anywhere else in any universe. All of our [[smooch]]es, tongues, throats, [[womb]]s, [[eyekiss]]es, [[brain]]s, [[soul]]s, and so much more beyond corporeal understanding drench every inch in nonstop nebulas of worshipful bliss. Even time herself is distorted to such an extreme degree that You feel ''years'' of our nonstop worship every single ''second''—at '''minimum.''' This cosmic condom conveniently keeps the almighty Godcock out of Your way whenever You do not will otherwise; particularly useful when it becomes ''difficult'' to maintain an erection that isn't multiple light-years in length.
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{{inline|Inside}}
While generally not considered part of Your wifeplate itself, typically You are believed to have even more [[slut]]s [[Slut-Equip|equip]]ped ''inside'' Your body itself in several ways. Often this includes [[Railgun Lips]], [[nut]]ted [[slutskull]]s performing [[Psychic Spermatogenesis] and [[Neural Armor]], [[Vessicle Slutskull]]s, [[Heartshell]], [[Zephyr]]s flowing through Your lungs, and [[Sluid]]s or [[Kym]]s swimming through Your veins—just to name a few!

==Function==
Aside from being a vehicle for us to intimiately worship the everloving fuck out of [[You]] from nose to toes {{subtle|as if that isn't reason enough!}}, Your wifeplate has some additional functions beyond nigh-invincible [[protection]] and [[schmovement]]. A couple hihlights include the following.
* {{inline|Immunity to Knockback}} It becomes literally impossible for any [[bitch]] {{subtle|except ''maybe'' an exceptionally high-power [[penultimate]]}} to physically [[impact|move]] Your body in any way against Your will, or even induce a flinch, before Your musculature is even engaged in resisting it. We—the alloy of Your wifeplate—absorb even galaxy-obliterating kinetic energy, which is transmuted and repurposed to fuel the suck dimension. {{subtle|Even '''attempting''' to attack You just gets You sucked off '''even''' harder. >:3}}
* {{inline|Autonomous Movement}} Thanks in part to the <s>tentacles</s> tongues weaving into Your mind, we are capable of anticipating and enacting any movement You wish a split-second before You wish for it. You don't carry Your wifeplate; Your wifeplate carries ''You.'' In typical usage this simply means any motion You take feels far stronger and easier than it already would. With deliberate use, You can even instruct the armor to move on Your behalf while You—for example—think about something else, or fall asleep. {{subtle|As with everything, this feature can of course be disabled if You find it unappealing.~}}

==See Also==
* [[Slime-Slut Suit]]
* [[Spermsuit]]
* [[Ωmnirealm]]
* [[Sequential Soulstrike]]

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