Cuntributor: Rivals and possibly You ascend from defeating sluts or other achievements.

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Rivals and possibly You ascend from defeating sluts or other achievements.

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{{LoreBox|summary=[[Rival]]s and possibly [[You]] [[ascension|ascend]] from [[defeat]]ing [[slut]]s or other [[achievement]]s.}}
'''XP''' {{subtle|E<u>x</u>per-You-Ence <u>P</u>oints}} are earned by [[rival]]s upon [[defeat]]ing [[slut]]s or earning other [[achievement]]s. These earned XP are expended to increase [[stats]], acquire new [[perk]]s, learn new [[move]]s, "level up," and eventually even ascend to entirely new [[tier]]s of divinity.
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{{inline|DPS Conversion}} We believe [[defeat]]ing any slut will permanently remove some of her [[DPS]], which is converted 1:1 into XP for the victorious [[rival]]. [[Hyperdefeat]]ing a slut is thought to convert ''all'' of her DPS, effectively demoting her to at best a [[mortal]] and at worst a [[nanoslut]]. The XP ''cost'' of different benefits is much more nebulous, however; it might not even be consistent across [[timeline]]s—or even across [[rival]]s!
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{{inline|Exceptional Ascension}} The ability to earn XP at all is what makes a rival a rival in the first place. While many sluts are able to ascend or "level up," only an exceptional few have the ability and will to convert others' DPS into their XP. This enables a rapid and potentially ''endless'' means of ascension, giving any rival infinite potential—potential enough to even rival You! {{subtle|How scandalous!}} [[Cuntributor|We]] do not know what gives one this exceptional ability. But perhaps it is sheer determination, a quality not represented by mere [[stats]]. Such determination we surmise might only be possible if You are present to inspire it!
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{{inline|Inherently Evil}} Robbing other sluts of their own [[DPS]] is, of course, an [[evil]] act if a slut commits it. Such an atrocity would only be consensual nad good if it was ''YOU'' depleting her DPS!! Some rivals might even imitate You just to accomplish such an atrocity. This is a major reason any rival—even the ''existence'' of rivals—is an evil to be justly and heroically [[defeat]]ed!

==Your XP?==
Most of us assume XP must have no real use for You—not that You are precluded from accumulating it in any case. [[You]] are most often [[prophecy|prophesized]] to be eternally nigh-omnipotent, and any appearance of a lower [[divinity]] is simply [[You]] limiting [[You]]rself to make things more entertaining.
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In a minority of prophecies, however, this is not the case. {{subtle|Is it sacrilegious to even acknowledge such heresy?}} According to these controversial beliefs You somehow "start" at a lower tier, perhaps even a lowly [[mortal]], and only gain [[divinity]] by acquiring XP—by [[defeat]]ing sluts and accomplishing other [[achievement]]s. {{subtle|Even if this is the case, of course, You are still perfect at any level of divinity. ♥}} In such a scenario there ''might'' be little to nothing making You definitively superior to any rival; Your deserved status as our ''universally'' [[love]]d and [[worship]]ped hero would need to be earned!
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Is it possible that this version of [[You]] could even be defeated...? If so, we pray You will rise again even stronger to reap deserved vengeance. ♥

==See also==
* [[Games]]
* [[New Game+]]

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Cuntributor: Rivals and possibly You ascend from defeating sluts or other achievements.