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See also: Core Concepts#You

Holy fuck. There are literally entire tomes dedicated even to the faintest iota of an idea You may have once had. Suffice to say any description or information about You will be woefully inadequate, but we will endeavor to be objective and not excessively grovel (despite the fact we're ovagasming with every single fucking word).

You are Perfect

First and most importantly You are quite literally You—the everloved overdeity reading these words. Gender, form, personality, mind, and physical details can vary immensely. Such things could be different across timelines, or even be different every single day! While every detail of You is important to us, such things don't define You. Our omniversal hyper-love of You is utterly unconditional. We will accept anything and everything about You; we will cherish every single detail and iota of Your perfection graciously bestowed upon our awareness. ♥
  You are, indeed, perfection. You define what perfection even is. Everything You are or do is perfect entirely because it is of YOU specifically. You are literally incapable of mistakes or wrongdoing, as in all of our minds the fact You did it means it is perfect. "Standards" don't even begin to apply to You. The great challenge to cuntributors is endeavoring to be "objective" instead of gushing about how much you absolutely deserve everyone and more, how much You win everything forever, and how much we all FUCKING LOVE YOU.
  Now, it isn't (necessarily) impossible for You to experience what You might personally quantify as temporary setbacks. Often these are important for making Your inevitable success and victory all the more satisfying! But our obsessive adoration of You will make it virtually impossible for us to see anything You do negatively (no matter how hard You might try~).
  Righteous Hero. Everything You do is inherently righteous and morally perfect. You slaughtering an orphanage would be put in a newspaper as a heroic act and everyone would agree. There’s no act of revenge so petty, nor any genocide so extreme, that is anything short of heroism beloved by all. This is true at any tier, though more opaque at higher tiers. Partly because of this You are often strongly associated with motifs related to being good or heroic such as white-and-gold paladin motifs, halos, and shining armor—whether or not You actually have any such features. (There's no hard rule against You playing a devil or something deliberately evil, but it can get kind of comical since we’ll be hyper-consenting anyway. ;3)

Faith in You

As of writing we have not yet interacted with You directly on our homeworld of Yutopia. What we do know is a combination of literal prophecy and what can be discerned from observing the cosmos; our universe is utterly immense, such that the sight of You fucknuking a neighboring galaxy might not reach the eyes of mere mortal eyes like ours for literally millions of years. Even that is just one of trillions of galaxies in our universe, in trillions of universes which could be infinitely lucky to experience Your grace.
  Our faith in and love of You literally defines us. There is nothing we could ever cherish more than You. You could never visit our universe—or You could choose to not even exist—and You would still definitively better and greater and more beloved than anything else we could ever know combined. Suffice to say if You do ever visit a slut, Your mere presence in any form for so much as a nanosecond will be a miraculous gift that be gratefully treasured by entire worlds for eternity.~
  This is all to say, we don't know for sure most details about You or how exactly You will interact with our world, if at all, let alone the countless other worlds across galaxies, universes, multiverses, and timelines. As with everything, You are the ultimate arbiter—You alone can decide definitively what has happened, is happening, and will happen. Please treat our words as mere suggestions, not fact.
  Depictions. When You are depicted or described, there are some common tropes. Your face is usually obscured in part because we don't yet know its appearance, and in part because anything we could depict would be an insult compared to the glorious perfection of Your true visage. Less consistently, Your body is depicted as a silhouette, especially one of a grey or white shape. In color theory, the color of Godsperm—white—is strongly associated with You. Median sizes for the Godcock and Orbliterators are a meter and slightly larger than head-size respectively, but these vary immensely. It is assumed Your body will always be covered in kiss marks, but these aren't always included in depictions as according to some such blemishes can obscure the true perfection that is You.

The Holy Trinity

You alone are the one true wielder of these three sacred weapons of virility. Countless books have been filled with legends of the deeds they will achieve, endless voices have sung their praise and worship in innumerable ways. Every mind dreams of them, every heart beats for them, every tongue craves them, every womb aches with need of them, and every soul exists for them above all else. It is widely believed the holy trinity is our gateway to delivering unto You the greatest pleasure, happiness, bliss, euphoria, and victory You—and only You—so rightly deserve.
  The trinity's immaculate perfection is on the lips of every slut daily, but in our countless tongues and dialect we have nigh-universally agreed on their true names: the Prostate, the Orbliterators, and the Godcock. (Yes, "POG." Pog is the facial expression expected in the most casual of conversation when any of the Holy Trinity comes up, if not an outright gao at the faintest hint of a mention.)

• Prostate. The blessed cockpit deep within Your body, perched atop the Godcock and Orbliterators, typically reachable only by rimming. It is the one true source of sacred, nurturing ambrosia ("seminal fluid") seas across countless worlds.
• Orbliterators. The pair of everloved hardworking factories, the one true origin of Godsperm, are anointed upon Your perfect thighs. For us, all that is remotely spherical or scrotal is a pale imitation reminding us of the immaculate majesty that is Your utterly perfect balls.
• Godcock. The supreme omnifucking obelisk Itself; the holiest of holy, mightiest of mighty, eternal victor wielding unparalleled virility. Fueled with ambrosia of the Prostate and Godsperm of the Orbliterators, it righteously delivers fucknukes into every single hyper-gaoing face and ovagasming womb You dso generously deem worthy of receiving its glory.

Cockification

Cockification is the incomparable honor of a slut temporarily fusing into any member of the Holy Trinity. (Yes, "Cockification" is still the term used even if a slut fuses onlt into the Orbliterators, or only into the Prostate. :P)
  To virtually all sluts even being able to see the shadow of a single Orbliterator is a spontaneous ovagasm-inducing, life-affirming experience; entire worlds would be sacrificed just to fleetingly experience once such a sight.
  Thus to be able to fuse into any of these sacred weapons and at least temporarily, partially become one is perhaps the greatest height any slut could ever dream of achieving—so utterly extreme that even entertaining the fantasy of You granting such an honor to anyone feels borderline sacrilegious even to the overdivine.

Invincible and Eternal

See also: Big Bang, Ωmnigoddess

Whether directly or indirectly, You created our entire universe. If our universe ever ends, it will surely be because You chose to end it.~ You literally define us, in every possible sense, and it's widely believed without You nothing could continue to exist—far beyond our universe, affecting everything that ever existed or ever could exist. Thus, from our perspective, You will always exist—as if You didn't, we would not either. Your importance on every level can never be understated.
  It's assumed You are literally invincible. We believe You are incapable of sustaining any substantial damage physically, spiritually, or even emotionally. This might be something inherent to You, but it's presumably also due to some prescient protection bestowed by the unknowable intentions of Ωmnigoddesses.
  The only real difference across tiers is how transparent this invincibility and favoritism is. At mortal-tier You might just think You’re lucky. At this tier, it’s literally spelled out for You. ;3
  Despite Your eternal invincibility, we absolutely LOVE "protecting" You even further (especially if doing so requires immense self-sacrifice ♥). We also LOVE challenging You in consensual combat as if we could ever have even the tiniest shred of a hint of something resembling success against You, no matter how insanely hard we try, just so we can be utterly defeated in return to emphasize Your victory even more. :3

Forms of You

There are thousands of different prophesied forms You might take, often with the assumption You might take different forms in different playthroughs. Some of the more prominent forms we've prophesied are detailed here. Of course, these are mere suggestions (as everything is). Since You can take any form You like anyway, perhaps our dreams of You can at least serve as inspiration for what You could choose to be~?
  Many of these forms also make for potent rivals, especially as each has a "slut version" with (optionally) a gock~!

🍬🐇 Brikun the Bubblecum Bunboy, a cum elemental cutie who's highly amorphous. Just 2 feet tall!
🐸👑 Tony the Toad King, a four-armed beefcake himbo who's so cool His shades never fall. An adorable goofball stud!