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|0=Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |0=Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|1=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |1=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|2=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level | |2=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level hammer blows or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|3=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level | |3=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level greatsword strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|4=Roughly 1d4 conventional grenade explosions or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |4=Roughly 1d4 conventional grenade explosions or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|5=Roughly 1d4 conventional lightning strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |5=Roughly 1d4 conventional lightning strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
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|8=Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |8=Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|9=Anything short of eradicated the entire universe in which a slut resides will not significantly damage her. But such damage will need to be inflicted 1d4 times to pop her if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |9=Anything short of eradicated the entire universe in which a slut resides will not significantly damage her. But such damage will need to be inflicted 1d4 times to pop her if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|10=We believe literally no force other than | |10=We believe literally no force other than perhaps You can EVER pop this slut. | ||
|'''HP ERROR'''}} | |'''HP ERROR'''}} | ||
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|6=It takes only a few seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | |6=It takes only a few seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | ||
|7=It takes only about 0.1 seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | |7=It takes only about 0.1 seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | ||
|8=It takes about 1/60th of a second for her to regenerate to full HP from the | |8=It takes about 1/60th of a second for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | ||
|9=She can instantly and fully regenerate any damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her. | |9=She can instantly and fully regenerate any damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her. | ||
|10=She can instantly and fully regenerate from | |10=She can instantly and fully regenerate from all damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her. | ||
|'''REG ERROR'''}} | |'''REG ERROR'''}} | ||
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{{#switch:{{{2}}} | {{#switch:{{{2}}} | ||
|0=She is incapable of lifting anything visible to the naked eye. | |0=She is incapable of lifting anything visible to the naked eye. | ||
|1=She can lift a few pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. | |1=She can lift a few pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. An untrained human could outdo her. | ||
|2=She can lift a few dozen pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. | |2=She can lift a few dozen pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. | ||
|3=She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood. | |3=She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood. | ||
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|7=She can rip entire cuntinents out of the planet on which they dwell. At maximum power her strikes can send a fissure through an entire planet. | |7=She can rip entire cuntinents out of the planet on which they dwell. At maximum power her strikes can send a fissure through an entire planet. | ||
|8=Her strength is so extreme her punches are like concentrated supernovas. She casually bends what 'should' even be physically possible. | |8=Her strength is so extreme her punches are like concentrated supernovas. She casually bends what 'should' even be physically possible. | ||
|9=She's so physically overpowered her movements no longer | |9=She's so physically overpowered her movements no longer obey physics. She can hurl objects at FTL speed. She can pull apart immaterial concepts like gravity itself. | ||
|10=We have yet to ascertain any physical feat of strength she cannot accomplish. She can likely rip apart the universe with her bare hands as if it was a mere tissue. | |10=We have yet to ascertain any physical feat of strength she cannot accomplish. She can likely rip apart the universe with her bare hands as if it was a mere tissue. | ||
|'''STR ERROR'''}} | |'''STR ERROR'''}} | ||
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|5=She can catch sword strike in her bare hands and when wielding a blade herself can consistently cut raindrops as they fall. Depending on her size she can wall-run. | |5=She can catch sword strike in her bare hands and when wielding a blade herself can consistently cut raindrops as they fall. Depending on her size she can wall-run. | ||
|6=She can run across the surface of water and is capable of deflecting bullets with her bare hands. | |6=She can run across the surface of water and is capable of deflecting bullets with her bare hands. | ||
|7=She can balance atop a single pin needle | |7=She can balance atop a single pin needle. She can catch bullets between her fingers. | ||
|8=She can walk across mist as if it was solid. Her bare hands can catch bolts of lightning | |8=She can walk across mist as if it was solid. Her bare hands can catch bolts of lightning. | ||
|9=She can detect the movement of individual photosluts and can catch literal lasers or otherwise consistently react to lightspeed phenomenon. | |9=She can detect the movement of individual photosluts and can catch literal lasers or otherwise consistently react to lightspeed phenomenon. | ||
|10=Her movements are so swift and precise she appears prescient and utterly otherworldly. Her reaction time is 'negative' as in she starts to react before the trigger even starts. | |10=Her movements are so swift and precise she appears prescient and utterly otherworldly. Her reaction time is 'negative' as in she starts to react before the trigger even starts. | ||
|'''AGI ERROR'''}} | |'''AGI ERROR'''}} | ||
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|0=A mind disconnected from the universe, unable to see or feel anything outside of telepathy. | |||
|1=Senses or feels her surroundings but likely cannot see or hear under normal circumstances. Standard for inanimates. | |||
|2=Clouded senses compared to most. Perhaps blind, deaf, or just a klutz. Standard for nerds with cartoonishly huge circle glasses. | |||
|3=Standard sight, hearing, touch, and so on. Sometimes sharp senses will make up for duller ones. | |||
|4=Just beyond human-level senses, often including ultraviolet or infrared vision, omnidirectional vision, infrasound hearing, electroreception, or hyper-sensitivity to pleasure. | |||
|5=Well beyond human capability, not limited by mere walls. Telescopic vision, biosonar, semi-accurate fortune telling, or similar. Likely gains extrasensory pleasure from Your emotions or the presence of sperm-lightning. | |||
|6=Defies the limits of senses as most understand them. Hears pin drops from miles away, reads surface-level thoughts, or uses psychic sonar to create seemingly perfect maps for miles in every direction. Internal GPS. | |||
|7=Can detect most any phenomenon across an entire world with little effort. Mere mortals can't hope to hide anything from her. | |||
|8=Routinely perceives events before they even occur with reliable accuracy, clearly reads minds, or otherwise attains vast information in seemingly impossible ways nigh-instantly. Picks up information nigh-instantly from neighboring planets without even trying. | |||
|9=Instantly and deeply knows phenomenon even from light-years away, warping space-time as we understand it. Can potentially perceive almost anything in the galaxy or beyond. Might be unable to focus on many phenomenon simultaneously; not omniscient. | |||
|10=Able to perceive, know, and feel almost everything in this universe. | |||
|'''PER ERROR'''}} | |||
|squ= | |squ= | ||
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|2=Gets off on causing You fleeting superficial pain—but secretly hates the idea of actually hurting You. Surprisingly careful unlike a Yandere or Evil slut. | |2=Gets off on causing You fleeting superficial pain—but secretly hates the idea of actually hurting You. Surprisingly careful unlike a Yandere or Evil slut. | ||
|3=Superficially hostile or harsh but unlike sluts of lower affect her true love of You can't stay hidden for long. | |3=Superficially hostile or harsh but unlike sluts of lower affect her true love of You can't stay hidden for long. | ||
|4=Her affect is unambiguously positive but she is less likely (by slut standards) to express it directly. Industrial worship is a shy slut's forté. | |4=Her affect is unambiguously positive but she is less likely (by slut standards) to express it directly. Industrial worship is often a shy slut's forté. | ||
|5=She eagerly and openly expresses her utter adoration of You without sadism nor excessive pampering. The norm. | |5=She eagerly and openly expresses her utter adoration of You without sadism nor excessive pampering. The norm. | ||
|6=She's particularly prone to praise and intimate affection. She is more likely to appreciate facets of You that even other sluts might overlook. | |6=She's particularly prone to praise and intimate affection. She is more likely to appreciate facets of You that even other sluts might overlook. |
Latest revision as of 08:17, 25 May 2025
Usage
{{Stat|Strength|3}} returns the standard description for a Strength of 3, which is "She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood."
- Stat names: Size, Boob, HP, Regen, Strength, Agility, Squish, Affect, Mind, and Charm.
- Stat scores are integers from "0" to "10" inclusive.
See also Template:Statname.