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|1=Anywhere from an ant to a housecat. Big enough to see. | |1=Anywhere from an ant to a housecat. Big enough to see. | ||
|2=Anywhere from a housecat to a short human (up to ~4 feet or ~120 cm). | |2=Anywhere from a housecat to a short human (up to ~4 feet or ~120 cm). | ||
|3=Somewhere between about 4 and 9 feet (or 120 to 275 cm). | |3=Somewhere between about 4 and 9 feet (or 120 to 275 cm). 'Human-sized' sluts tend to be taller than humans on average. | ||
|4=Between roughly 10 and 100 feet (or 3 and 30 meters). A few city buses arranged in a line. The blue whale—Earth's largest living animal—maxes out just under 30 meters. | |4=Between roughly 10 and 100 feet (or 3 and 30 meters). A few city buses arranged in a line. The blue whale—Earth's largest living animal—maxes out just under 30 meters. | ||
|5=Between roughly 100 and 1000 feet (or 30 and 300 meters). Virtually all forms of | |5=Between roughly 100 and 1000 feet (or 30 and 300 meters). Virtually all forms of Godzilla and her ilk are in this range. | ||
|6=So colossal she likely wades in clouds and her steps induce earthquakes. Likely cannot submerge in an Earth-like ocean. This level is capped with those literally the size of cuntinents: ''hundreds'' of miles or kilometers tall. | |6=So colossal she likely wades in clouds and her steps induce earthquakes. Likely cannot submerge in an Earth-like ocean. This level is capped with those literally the size of cuntinents: ''hundreds'' of miles or kilometers tall. | ||
|7=Ranging from a small moon to a large gas giant—which is roughly 1k | |7=Ranging from a small moon to a large gas giant—which is roughly 1k to 100k miles. Those in this class can traverse stars as if they were normal land. | ||
|8=As large as stars: millions of miles across. If her body is solid there are few entities in the known universe she can touch without destroying them through her sheer gravitational pull. | |8=As large as stars: millions of miles across. If her body is solid there are few entities in the known universe she can touch without destroying them through her sheer gravitational pull. | ||
|9=Treats star systems or even potentially entire galaxies like billiard tables. Supernatural force of some kind is needed to prevent her from collapsing into a black hole unless she already is one. | |9=Treats star systems or even potentially entire galaxies like billiard tables. Supernatural force of some kind is needed to prevent her from collapsing into a black hole unless she already is one. | ||
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|0=She literally doesn't have a torso. | |0=She literally doesn't have a torso. | ||
|1=Cute tomboyish appeal but yes literally boobless. | |1=Cute tomboyish appeal but yes literally boobless. | ||
|2=The vast majority of Earth-like | |2=The vast majority of Earth-like 'normal boob sizes' can fit in this category. A-cup to approximately G-cup. | ||
|3=At least the size of her own head assuming a human-like head. The most abundant category among | |3=At least the size of her own head assuming a human-like head. The most abundant category among us! | ||
|4=Reach past her elbows. So large they inevitably | |4=Reach past her elbows. So large they inevitably 'get in the way.' Impressive by any measure. | ||
|5=Reach past her waist. Large enough for her to use as a bed. At this level the slut requires impressive | |5=Reach past her waist. Large enough for her to use as a bed. At this level the slut requires impressive Strength or flight or a hammerspace bra just to move around. | ||
|6=At least as wide as her body otherwise would be tall. Antigravity or bust-nerfing ''bras of holding'' are needed just to exist. | |6=At least as wide as her body otherwise would be tall. Antigravity or bust-nerfing ''bras of holding'' are needed just to exist. | ||
|7=Each is several times the size of the rest of her body. They can fill entire pools with sloshy syrupy melon. Bust-nerfing or hammerspace is vital. | |7=Each is several times the size of the rest of her body. They can fill entire pools with sloshy syrupy melon. Bust-nerfing or hammerspace is vital. | ||
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|hp= | |hp= | ||
{{#switch:{{{2}}} | {{#switch:{{{2}}} | ||
|0=Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage | |0=Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|1=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage | |1=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage will pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|2=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level | |2=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level hammer blows or equivalent damage will pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|3=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level | |3=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level greatsword strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop her if she doesn't regen. | ||
|4=Roughly 1d4 | |4=Roughly 1d4 grenades or equivalent damage could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can survive the vacuum of space. | ||
|5=Roughly 1d4 | |5=Roughly 1d4 lightning strikes or equivalent damage could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can swim in bone-crushing ocean depths. | ||
|6=Roughly 1d4 nuclear detonations or equivalent damage | |6=Roughly 1d4 nuclear detonations or equivalent damage could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can swim in lava. | ||
|7=Roughly 1d4 strikes | |7=Roughly 1d4 planet-busting strikes could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can survive inside a star. | ||
|8=Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage | |8=Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can survive inside a black hole. | ||
|9= | |9=At least 1d4 galaxy-eradicating strikes could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can survive inside a nonstop supernova. | ||
|10= | |10=At least 1d4 universe-obliterating attacks MIGHT be able to pop her, assuming she can be popped at all. | ||
|'''HP ERROR'''}} | |'''HP ERROR'''}} | ||
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|6=It takes only a few seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | |6=It takes only a few seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | ||
|7=It takes only about 0.1 seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | |7=It takes only about 0.1 seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | ||
|8=It takes about 1/60th of a second for her to regenerate to full HP from the | |8=It takes about 1/60th of a second for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | ||
|9=She can instantly and fully regenerate any damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her. | |9=She can instantly and fully regenerate any damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her. | ||
|10=She can instantly and fully regenerate from | |10=She can instantly and fully regenerate from all damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her. | ||
|'''REG ERROR'''}} | |'''REG ERROR'''}} | ||
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|0=She is incapable of lifting anything visible to the naked eye. | |0=She is incapable of lifting anything visible to the naked eye. | ||
|1=She can lift a few pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. | |1=She can lift a few pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. An untrained human could outdo her. | ||
|2=She can lift a few dozen pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. | |2=She can lift a few dozen pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. | ||
|3=She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood. | |3=She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood. | ||
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|6=She can lift millions of tons off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can induce an earthquake felt cuntinents away. | |6=She can lift millions of tons off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can induce an earthquake felt cuntinents away. | ||
|7=She can rip entire cuntinents out of the planet on which they dwell. At maximum power her strikes can send a fissure through an entire planet. | |7=She can rip entire cuntinents out of the planet on which they dwell. At maximum power her strikes can send a fissure through an entire planet. | ||
|8=Her strength is so extreme her punches are like concentrated supernovas. She casually bends what | |8=Her strength is so extreme her punches are like concentrated supernovas. She casually bends what 'should' even be physically possible. | ||
|9=She's so physically overpowered her | |9=She's so physically overpowered her movements no longer obey physics. She can hurl objects at FTL speed. She can pull apart immaterial concepts like gravity itself. | ||
|10=We have yet to ascertain any physical feat of strength she cannot accomplish. She can likely rip apart the universe with her bare hands as if it was a mere tissue. | |10=We have yet to ascertain any physical feat of strength she cannot accomplish. She can likely rip apart the universe with her bare hands as if it was a mere tissue. | ||
|'''STR ERROR'''}} | |'''STR ERROR'''}} | ||
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|5=She can catch sword strike in her bare hands and when wielding a blade herself can consistently cut raindrops as they fall. Depending on her size she can wall-run. | |5=She can catch sword strike in her bare hands and when wielding a blade herself can consistently cut raindrops as they fall. Depending on her size she can wall-run. | ||
|6=She can run across the surface of water and is capable of deflecting bullets with her bare hands. | |6=She can run across the surface of water and is capable of deflecting bullets with her bare hands. | ||
|7=She can balance atop a single pin needle | |7=She can balance atop a single pin needle. She can catch bullets between her fingers. | ||
|8=She can walk across mist as if it was solid. Her bare hands can catch bolts of lightning | |8=She can walk across mist as if it was solid. Her bare hands can catch bolts of lightning. | ||
|9=She can detect the movement of individual photosluts and can catch literal lasers or otherwise consistently react to lightspeed phenomenon. | |9=She can detect the movement of individual photosluts and can catch literal lasers or otherwise consistently react to lightspeed phenomenon. | ||
|10=Her movements are so swift and precise she appears prescient and utterly otherworldly. Her reaction time is | |10=Her movements are so swift and precise she appears prescient and utterly otherworldly. Her reaction time is 'negative' as in she starts to react before the trigger even starts. | ||
|'''AGI ERROR'''}} | |'''AGI ERROR'''}} | ||
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|0=A mind disconnected from the universe, unable to see or feel anything outside of telepathy. | |||
|1=Senses or feels her surroundings but likely cannot see or hear under normal circumstances. Standard for inanimates. | |||
|2=Clouded senses compared to most. Perhaps blind, deaf, or just a klutz. Standard for nerds with cartoonishly huge circle glasses. | |||
|3=Standard sight, hearing, touch, and so on. Sometimes sharp senses will make up for duller ones. | |||
|4=Just beyond human-level senses, often including ultraviolet or infrared vision, omnidirectional vision, infrasound hearing, electroreception, or hyper-sensitivity to pleasure. | |||
|5=Well beyond human capability, not limited by mere walls. Telescopic vision, biosonar, semi-accurate fortune telling, or similar. Likely gains extrasensory pleasure from Your emotions or the presence of sperm-lightning. | |||
|6=Defies the limits of senses as most understand them. Hears pin drops from miles away, reads surface-level thoughts, or uses psychic sonar to create seemingly perfect maps for miles in every direction. Internal GPS. | |||
|7=Can detect most any phenomenon across an entire world with little effort. Mere mortals can't hope to hide anything from her. | |||
|8=Routinely perceives events before they even occur with reliable accuracy, clearly reads minds, or otherwise attains vast information in seemingly impossible ways nigh-instantly. Picks up information nigh-instantly from neighboring planets without even trying. | |||
|9=Instantly and deeply knows phenomenon even from light-years away, warping space-time as we understand it. Can potentially perceive almost anything in the galaxy or beyond. Might be unable to focus on many phenomenon simultaneously; not omniscient. | |||
|10=Able to perceive, know, and feel almost everything in this universe. | |||
|'''PER ERROR'''}} | |||
|squ= | |squ= | ||
{{#switch:{{{2}}} | {{#switch:{{{2}}} | ||
|0=Her body is smaller than molecutes or otherwise can't be physically touched in the conventional sense. There's literally not enough of her to squish. | |0=Her body is smaller than molecutes or otherwise can't be physically touched in the conventional sense. There's literally not enough of her to squish. | ||
|1=Her body can't squish much at all. She is likely made of a substance such as wood or metal. | |1=Her body can't squish much at all. She is likely made of a substance such as wood or metal. Anything short of Your Godcock won't stretch her much. | ||
|2=Her body is plush and likely warm to the touch. This is especially true for the chest and lips (as applicable). Did you know the brain is the softest organ in the human body? | |2=Her body is plush and likely warm to the touch. This is especially true for the chest and lips (as applicable). Did you know the brain is the softest organ in the human body? | ||
|3=Her body is more malleable than humans. Comparable to a mattress or a brand-new plush toy. | |3=Her body is more malleable than humans. Comparable to a mattress or a brand-new plush toy. | ||
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|7=Her body is akin to a viscous fluid like water or milk. She's so malleable it's more difficult to retain a consistent shape than not. | |7=Her body is akin to a viscous fluid like water or milk. She's so malleable it's more difficult to retain a consistent shape than not. | ||
|8=Her body is either literally smoke or mist or otherwise just as flexible and malleable as air itself. | |8=Her body is either literally smoke or mist or otherwise just as flexible and malleable as air itself. | ||
|9=Her body is even more malleable than gas. The molecutes holding her | |9=Her body is even more malleable than gas. The molecutes holding her 'body' together are in limbo. | ||
|10=Even when incarnated into a body she has no physical form in the conventional sense. She could be anywhere or possibly even everywhere. | |10=Even when incarnated into a body she has no physical form in the conventional sense. She could be anywhere or possibly even everywhere. | ||
|'''SQU ERROR'''}} | |'''SQU ERROR'''}} | ||
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|2=Gets off on causing You fleeting superficial pain—but secretly hates the idea of actually hurting You. Surprisingly careful unlike a Yandere or Evil slut. | |2=Gets off on causing You fleeting superficial pain—but secretly hates the idea of actually hurting You. Surprisingly careful unlike a Yandere or Evil slut. | ||
|3=Superficially hostile or harsh but unlike sluts of lower affect her true love of You can't stay hidden for long. | |3=Superficially hostile or harsh but unlike sluts of lower affect her true love of You can't stay hidden for long. | ||
|4=Her affect is unambiguously positive but she is less likely (by slut standards) to express it directly. Industrial worship is a shy slut's forté. | |4=Her affect is unambiguously positive but she is less likely (by slut standards) to express it directly. Industrial worship is often a shy slut's forté. | ||
|5=She eagerly and openly expresses her utter adoration of You without sadism nor excessive pampering. The norm. | |5=She eagerly and openly expresses her utter adoration of You without sadism nor excessive pampering. The norm. | ||
|6=She's particularly prone to praise and intimate affection. She is more likely to appreciate facets of You that even other sluts might overlook. | |6=She's particularly prone to praise and intimate affection. She is more likely to appreciate facets of You that even other sluts might overlook. | ||
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|8=Motherly. Protects and cherishes You. On a level deeper than most she aids and praises Your personal growth. She'd provide tips but isn't an over-bearing tutorial. | |8=Motherly. Protects and cherishes You. On a level deeper than most she aids and praises Your personal growth. She'd provide tips but isn't an over-bearing tutorial. | ||
|9=Extremely motherly. Will hold Your hand and lead You through a tutorial then gleefully praise and rim You for completing said tutorial. | |9=Extremely motherly. Will hold Your hand and lead You through a tutorial then gleefully praise and rim You for completing said tutorial. | ||
|10= | |10='OP.' This slut's craving to coddle You is so extreme even by slut standards it can cause issue. The type who would not only give a tutorial but play the whole game for You. | ||
|'''AFF ERROR'''}} | |'''AFF ERROR'''}} | ||
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{{#switch:{{{2}}} | {{#switch:{{{2}}} | ||
|0=As knowledgeable as a human but it might take her several minutes to do what a human can do in seconds. Steady and passive. Potentially still quite wise. | |0=As knowledgeable as a human but it might take her several minutes to do what a human can do in seconds. Steady and passive. Potentially still quite wise. | ||
|1=As knowledgeable as a human but operates primarily on instincts in matters not related to You. | |1=As knowledgeable as a human but operates primarily on instincts in matters not related to You. 'Feral' according to some. | ||
|2=Klutz. Bimbo. Brain-fogged. As knowledgeable as a typical human but noticeably air-headed and silly. Likely a point of her charm. | |2=Klutz. Bimbo. Brain-fogged. As knowledgeable as a typical human but noticeably air-headed and silly. Likely a point of her charm. | ||
|3=She can attain impressive skill with almost any talent after only a few decades of practice. | |3=She can attain impressive skill with almost any talent after only a few decades of practice. | ||
Latest revision as of 11:09, 6 November 2025
Usage
{{Stat|Strength|3}} returns the standard description for a Strength of 3, which is "She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood."
- Stat names: Size, Boob, HP, Regen, Strength, Agility, Squish, Affect, Mind, and Charm.
- Stat scores are integers from "0" to "10" inclusive.
See also Template:Statname.