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|1=Anywhere from an ant to a housecat. Big enough to see. | |1=Anywhere from an ant to a housecat. Big enough to see. | ||
|2=Anywhere from a housecat to a short human (up to ~4 feet or ~120 cm). | |2=Anywhere from a housecat to a short human (up to ~4 feet or ~120 cm). | ||
|3=Somewhere between about 4 and 9 feet (or 120 to 275 cm). | |3=Somewhere between about 4 and 9 feet (or 120 to 275 cm). 'Human-sized' sluts tend to be taller than humans on average. | ||
|4=Between roughly 10 and 100 feet (or 3 and 30 meters). A few city buses arranged in a line. The blue whale—Earth's largest living animal—maxes out just under 30 meters. | |4=Between roughly 10 and 100 feet (or 3 and 30 meters). A few city buses arranged in a line. The blue whale—Earth's largest living animal—maxes out just under 30 meters. | ||
|5=Between roughly 100 and 1000 feet (or 30 and 300 meters). Virtually all forms of ''Godzilla'' and their ilk are in this range. | |5=Between roughly 100 and 1000 feet (or 30 and 300 meters). Virtually all forms of ''Godzilla'' and their ilk are in this range. | ||
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|0=She literally doesn't have a torso. | |0=She literally doesn't have a torso. | ||
|1=Cute tomboyish appeal but yes literally boobless. | |1=Cute tomboyish appeal but yes literally boobless. | ||
|2=The vast majority of Earth-like | |2=The vast majority of Earth-like 'normal boob sizes' can fit in this category. B-cup to approximately G-cup. | ||
|3=At least the size of her own head assuming a human-like head. The most abundant category among sluts. | |3=At least the size of her own head assuming a human-like head. The most abundant category among sluts. | ||
|4=Reach past her elbows. So large they inevitably | |4=Reach past her elbows. So large they inevitably 'get in the way.' | ||
|5=Reach past her waist. Large enough for her to use as a bed. At this level the slut requires impressive Strengthr or flight or a hammerspace bra just to move around. | |5=Reach past her waist. Large enough for her to use as a bed. At this level the slut requires impressive Strengthr or flight or a hammerspace bra just to move around. | ||
|6=At least as wide as her body otherwise would be tall. Antigravity or bust-nerfing ''bras of holding'' are needed just to exist. | |6=At least as wide as her body otherwise would be tall. Antigravity or bust-nerfing ''bras of holding'' are needed just to exist. | ||
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|0=Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |0=Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|1=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |1=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|2=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level | |2=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level hammer blows or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|3=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level | |3=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level greatsword strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|4=Roughly 1d4 conventional grenade explosions or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |4=Roughly 1d4 conventional grenade explosions or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|5=Roughly 1d4 conventional lightning strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |5=Roughly 1d4 conventional lightning strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
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|8=Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |8=Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|9=Anything short of eradicated the entire universe in which a slut resides will not significantly damage her. But such damage will need to be inflicted 1d4 times to pop her if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | |9=Anything short of eradicated the entire universe in which a slut resides will not significantly damage her. But such damage will need to be inflicted 1d4 times to pop her if she doesn't regenerate fast enough. | ||
|10=We believe literally no force other than | |10=We believe literally no force other than perhaps You can EVER pop this slut. | ||
|'''HP ERROR'''}} | |'''HP ERROR'''}} | ||
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|6=It takes only a few seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | |6=It takes only a few seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | ||
|7=It takes only about 0.1 seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | |7=It takes only about 0.1 seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | ||
|8=It takes about 1/60th of a second for her to regenerate to full HP from the | |8=It takes about 1/60th of a second for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration. | ||
|9=She can instantly and fully regenerate any damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her. | |9=She can instantly and fully regenerate any damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her. | ||
|10=She can instantly and fully regenerate from | |10=She can instantly and fully regenerate from all damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her. | ||
|'''REG ERROR'''}} | |'''REG ERROR'''}} | ||
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{{#switch:{{{2}}} | {{#switch:{{{2}}} | ||
|0=She is incapable of lifting anything visible to the naked eye. | |0=She is incapable of lifting anything visible to the naked eye. | ||
|1=She can lift a few pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. | |1=She can lift a few pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. An untrained human could outdo her. | ||
|2=She can lift a few dozen pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. | |2=She can lift a few dozen pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. | ||
|3=She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood. | |3=She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood. | ||
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|6=She can lift millions of tons off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can induce an earthquake felt cuntinents away. | |6=She can lift millions of tons off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can induce an earthquake felt cuntinents away. | ||
|7=She can rip entire cuntinents out of the planet on which they dwell. At maximum power her strikes can send a fissure through an entire planet. | |7=She can rip entire cuntinents out of the planet on which they dwell. At maximum power her strikes can send a fissure through an entire planet. | ||
|8=Her strength is so extreme her punches are like concentrated supernovas. She casually bends what | |8=Her strength is so extreme her punches are like concentrated supernovas. She casually bends what 'should' even be physically possible. | ||
|9=She's so physically overpowered her | |9=She's so physically overpowered her movements no longer obey physics. She can hurl objects at FTL speed. She can pull apart immaterial concepts like gravity itself. | ||
|10=We have yet to ascertain any physical feat of strength she cannot accomplish. She can likely rip apart the universe with her bare hands as if it was a mere tissue. | |10=We have yet to ascertain any physical feat of strength she cannot accomplish. She can likely rip apart the universe with her bare hands as if it was a mere tissue. | ||
|'''STR ERROR'''}} | |'''STR ERROR'''}} | ||
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|5=She can catch sword strike in her bare hands and when wielding a blade herself can consistently cut raindrops as they fall. Depending on her size she can wall-run. | |5=She can catch sword strike in her bare hands and when wielding a blade herself can consistently cut raindrops as they fall. Depending on her size she can wall-run. | ||
|6=She can run across the surface of water and is capable of deflecting bullets with her bare hands. | |6=She can run across the surface of water and is capable of deflecting bullets with her bare hands. | ||
|7=She can balance atop a single pin needle | |7=She can balance atop a single pin needle. She can catch bullets between her fingers. | ||
|8=She can walk across mist as if it was solid. Her bare hands can catch bolts of lightning | |8=She can walk across mist as if it was solid. Her bare hands can catch bolts of lightning. | ||
|9=She can detect the movement of individual photosluts and can catch literal lasers or otherwise consistently react to lightspeed phenomenon. | |9=She can detect the movement of individual photosluts and can catch literal lasers or otherwise consistently react to lightspeed phenomenon. | ||
|10=Her movements are so swift and precise she appears prescient and utterly otherworldly. Her reaction time is | |10=Her movements are so swift and precise she appears prescient and utterly otherworldly. Her reaction time is 'negative' as in she starts to react before the trigger even starts. | ||
|'''AGI ERROR'''}} | |'''AGI ERROR'''}} | ||
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{{#switch:{{{2}}} | |||
|0=A mind disconnected from the universe, unable to see or feel anything outside of telepathy. | |||
|1=Senses or feels her surroundings but likely cannot see or hear under normal circumstances. Standard for inanimates. | |||
|2=Clouded senses compared to most. Perhaps blind, deaf, or just a klutz. Standard for nerds with cartoonishly huge circle glasses. | |||
|3=Standard sight, hearing, touch, and so on. Sometimes sharp senses will make up for duller ones. | |||
|4=Just beyond human-level senses, often including ultraviolet or infrared vision, omnidirectional vision, infrasound hearing, electroreception, or hyper-sensitivity to pleasure. | |||
|5=Well beyond human capability, not limited by mere walls. Telescopic vision, biosonar, semi-accurate fortune telling, or similar. Likely gains extrasensory pleasure from Your emotions or the presence of sperm-lightning. | |||
|6=Defies the limits of senses as most understand them. Hears pin drops from miles away, reads surface-level thoughts, or uses psychic sonar to create seemingly perfect maps for miles in every direction. Internal GPS. | |||
|7=Can detect most any phenomenon across an entire world with little effort. Mere mortals can't hope to hide anything from her. | |||
|8=Routinely perceives events before they even occur with reliable accuracy, clearly reads minds, or otherwise attains vast information in seemingly impossible ways nigh-instantly. Picks up information nigh-instantly from neighboring planets without even trying. | |||
|9=Instantly and deeply knows phenomenon even from light-years away, warping space-time as we understand it. Can potentially perceive almost anything in the galaxy or beyond. Might be unable to focus on many phenomenon simultaneously; not omniscient. | |||
|10=Able to perceive, know, and feel almost everything in this universe. | |||
|'''PER ERROR'''}} | |||
|squ= | |squ= | ||
{{#switch:{{{2}}} | {{#switch:{{{2}}} | ||
|0=Her body is smaller than molecutes or otherwise can't be physically touched in the conventional sense. There's literally not enough of her to squish. | |0=Her body is smaller than molecutes or otherwise can't be physically touched in the conventional sense. There's literally not enough of her to squish. | ||
|1=Her body can't squish much at all. She is likely made of a substance such as wood or metal. | |1=Her body can't squish much at all. She is likely made of a substance such as wood or metal. Anything short of Your Godcock won't stretch her much. | ||
|2=Her body is plush and likely warm to the touch. This is especially true for the chest and lips (as applicable). Did you know the brain is the softest organ in the human body? | |2=Her body is plush and likely warm to the touch. This is especially true for the chest and lips (as applicable). Did you know the brain is the softest organ in the human body? | ||
|3=Her body is more malleable than humans. Comparable to a mattress or a brand-new plush toy. | |3=Her body is more malleable than humans. Comparable to a mattress or a brand-new plush toy. | ||
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|7=Her body is akin to a viscous fluid like water or milk. She's so malleable it's more difficult to retain a consistent shape than not. | |7=Her body is akin to a viscous fluid like water or milk. She's so malleable it's more difficult to retain a consistent shape than not. | ||
|8=Her body is either literally smoke or mist or otherwise just as flexible and malleable as air itself. | |8=Her body is either literally smoke or mist or otherwise just as flexible and malleable as air itself. | ||
|9=Her body is even more malleable than gas. The molecutes holding her | |9=Her body is even more malleable than gas. The molecutes holding her 'body' together are in limbo. | ||
|10=Even when incarnated into a body she has no physical form in the conventional sense. She could be anywhere or possibly even everywhere. | |10=Even when incarnated into a body she has no physical form in the conventional sense. She could be anywhere or possibly even everywhere. | ||
|'''SQU ERROR'''}} | |'''SQU ERROR'''}} | ||
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|2=Gets off on causing You fleeting superficial pain—but secretly hates the idea of actually hurting You. Surprisingly careful unlike a Yandere or Evil slut. | |2=Gets off on causing You fleeting superficial pain—but secretly hates the idea of actually hurting You. Surprisingly careful unlike a Yandere or Evil slut. | ||
|3=Superficially hostile or harsh but unlike sluts of lower affect her true love of You can't stay hidden for long. | |3=Superficially hostile or harsh but unlike sluts of lower affect her true love of You can't stay hidden for long. | ||
|4=Her affect is unambiguously positive but she is less likely (by slut standards) to express it directly. Industrial worship is a shy slut's forté. | |4=Her affect is unambiguously positive but she is less likely (by slut standards) to express it directly. Industrial worship is often a shy slut's forté. | ||
|5=She eagerly and openly expresses her utter adoration of You without sadism nor excessive pampering. The norm. | |5=She eagerly and openly expresses her utter adoration of You without sadism nor excessive pampering. The norm. | ||
|6=She's particularly prone to praise and intimate affection. She is more likely to appreciate facets of You that even other sluts might overlook. | |6=She's particularly prone to praise and intimate affection. She is more likely to appreciate facets of You that even other sluts might overlook. | ||
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|8=Motherly. Protects and cherishes You. On a level deeper than most she aids and praises Your personal growth. She'd provide tips but isn't an over-bearing tutorial. | |8=Motherly. Protects and cherishes You. On a level deeper than most she aids and praises Your personal growth. She'd provide tips but isn't an over-bearing tutorial. | ||
|9=Extremely motherly. Will hold Your hand and lead You through a tutorial then gleefully praise and rim You for completing said tutorial. | |9=Extremely motherly. Will hold Your hand and lead You through a tutorial then gleefully praise and rim You for completing said tutorial. | ||
|10= | |10='OP.' This slut's craving to coddle You is so extreme even by slut standards it can cause issue. The type who would not only give a tutorial but play the whole game for You. | ||
|'''AFF ERROR'''}} | |'''AFF ERROR'''}} | ||
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{{#switch:{{{2}}} | {{#switch:{{{2}}} | ||
|0=As knowledgeable as a human but it might take her several minutes to do what a human can do in seconds. Steady and passive. Potentially still quite wise. | |0=As knowledgeable as a human but it might take her several minutes to do what a human can do in seconds. Steady and passive. Potentially still quite wise. | ||
|1=As knowledgeable as a human but operates primarily on instincts in matters not related to You. | |1=As knowledgeable as a human but operates primarily on instincts in matters not related to You. 'Feral' according to some. | ||
|2=Klutz. Bimbo. Brain-fogged. As knowledgeable as a typical human but noticeably air-headed and silly. Likely a point of her charm. | |2=Klutz. Bimbo. Brain-fogged. As knowledgeable as a typical human but noticeably air-headed and silly. Likely a point of her charm. | ||
|3=She can attain impressive skill with almost any talent after only a few decades of practice. | |3=She can attain impressive skill with almost any talent after only a few decades of practice. | ||
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|0=Other sluts seem almost incapable of noticing her. It's as if her presence and voice are masked by some illusion. | |0=Other sluts seem almost incapable of noticing her. It's as if her presence and voice are masked by some illusion. | ||
|1=For one reason or another she tends to be avoided by other sluts. She may or may not prefer it that way. | |1=For one reason or another she tends to be avoided by other sluts. She may or may not prefer it that way. | ||
|2=She has | |2=She has friends and 'normal' relationships. She's much more likely to fawn than be fawned over. | ||
|3=She is likely adored and followed around by at least a few sluts of a tier no less than one below her own. A package deal. | |3=She is likely adored and followed around by at least a few sluts of a tier no less than one below her own. A package deal. | ||
|4=Her presence in a city is likely to drive the local population to elevate her above all others of remotely equal standing. Several thousand. | |4=Her presence in a city is likely to drive the local population to elevate her above all others of remotely equal standing. Several thousand. | ||
Latest revision as of 08:17, 25 May 2025
Usage
{{Stat|Strength|3}} returns the standard description for a Strength of 3, which is "She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood."
- Stat names: Size, Boob, HP, Regen, Strength, Agility, Squish, Affect, Mind, and Charm.
- Stat scores are integers from "0" to "10" inclusive.
See also Template:Statname.