Postnuke Cooling

Postnuke Cooling
Tier	5. Empress	Type	Fire

If You have this prophesized feat, many or perhaps all of Your fucknukes cause the Orbliterators to skyrocket in temperature. The temperature is so extreme that nutsweat surely evaporates into steamy clouds, contact with anything moist can cause a sizzling hiss, and sluts in contact with the Orbs gradually take fire damage.
  Postnuke Cooling. This sheer heat causes You no actual damage of course, but can cause a barely-noticeable degree of discomfort. Sacrilegious! If this happens, virtually any of us will take drastic measures to cool the Orbs to a more tolerable temperature immediately. Whenever You experience this heat expect a frantic flurry of Minty Smooches (and maybe other Ice moves) to smother Your sack in refreshing cooling caresses, even if each one audibly hisses from the sheer contrast of heat and cold.
  Soulful Smoochin'. Any sluts who were poped into ghosts by the fucknuke itself are especially apt for this role, as we are not only incredibly close by but the ectoplasmic coolness of our smooches to be extra chilly. (We can potentially even phase through to cool the Orbs even from the inside!) This not only cools the Orbs but exhibits the sheer extent of our eternal devotion, extending into the afterlife, which won't pause for as much as a single frame even if You pop us! As ghosts are often invisible, these smooches may show up as nothing by cyan ethereal kiss marks peppering all over Your scrotum. ♥
  Searing Cycle. It is commonly theorized that Your greater fucknukes arise from greater levels of lust, love, and worship. Greater fucknukes can in turn obliterate more sluts into soulful smoochers, who in turn provide even more lust, love, and worship for even greater fucknukes for a potentially continuous cycle of ascension!