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Cuntributor (talk | contribs) Created page with "<includeonly>{{#switch: {{{1}}} |0=Too small to see with mortal vision. "Realistic" size. |1=Thumb-size, perfect for shoving up a nostril, into an ear, or through a fallopian tube! ♥ |2=A hefty baseball, ideal for ramming down a throat or punching a womb! ♥ |3=The size of a slutskull or slightly larger. Hefty, most sluts can't even handle it! |4=The head's diameter is roughly 1 to 3 meters. Bigger than most sluts! A comet! |5=Between roughly 10 and 100 feet (or 3 and..." |
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|1=Thumb-size, perfect for shoving up a nostril, into an ear, or through a fallopian tube! ♥ | |1=Thumb-size, perfect for shoving up a nostril, into an ear, or through a fallopian tube! ♥ | ||
|2=A hefty baseball, ideal for ramming down a throat or punching a womb! ♥ | |2=A hefty baseball, ideal for ramming down a throat or punching a womb! ♥ | ||
|3=The size of a | |3=The size of a melon or pumpkin. Hefty, many sluts can't even lift it! | ||
|4=The head's diameter is roughly 1 to 3 meters. Bigger than most sluts! A comet! | |4=The head's diameter is roughly 1 to 3 meters. Bigger than most sluts! A comet! | ||
|5=Between roughly 10 and 100 feet (or 3 and 30 meters). A few city buses arranged in a line. The blue whale—Earth's largest living animal—maxes out just under 30 meters. | |5=Between roughly 10 and 100 feet (or 3 and 30 meters). A few city buses arranged in a line. The blue whale—Earth's largest living animal—maxes out just under 30 meters. | ||