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Usage

{{Stat|Strength|3}} returns the standard description for a Strength of 3, which is "She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood."

Stat names: Size, Boob, HP, Regen, Strength, Agility, Squish, Affect, Mind, and Charm.
Stat scores are integers from "0" to "10" inclusive.

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 |Size=
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+|0=Literally too small to see with unaided mortal vision.
+|1=Anywhere from an ant to a housecat. Big enough to see.
+|2=Anywhere from a housecat to a short human (up to ~4 feet or ~120 cm).
+|3=Somewhere between about 4 and 9 feet, or 120 to 275 cm. "Human-sized" sluts tend to be taller than humans on average.
+|4=Between roughly 10 and 100 feet, or 3 and 30 meters.  A few city buses arranged in a line. The blue whale, Earth's largest living animal, maxes out just under 30 meters.
+|5=Between roughly 100 and 1000 feet, or 30 and 300 meters. Virtually all forms of ''Godzilla'' and their ilk are in this range.
+|6=So colossal she likely wades in clouds, and her steps induce earthquakes. Likely cannot submerge in an Earth-like ocean. This level is capped with those literally the size of cuntinents, ''hundreds'' of miles or kilometers tall.
+|7=Ranging from a small moon to a large gas giant&mdash;which is roughly 1k or to 100k miles. Those in this class can traverse stars as if they were normal land.
+|8=As large as stars, millions of miles across. If her body is solid, there are few entities in the known universe she can touch without destroying them through her sheer gravitational pull.
+|9=Treats star systems or even potentially entire galaxies like billiard tables. Supernatural force of some kind is needed to prevent her from collapsing into a black hole, unless she already is one.
+|10=She permeates seemingly everything in multiple galaxies, or possibly the entire universe&mdash;everywhere, at all times. By her nature she can't be solid without destroying the universe around her&mdash;which might BE her.
+|'''SIZE ERROR'''}}
 |Boob=
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+|0=She literally doesn't have a torso.
+|1=Cute tomboyish appeal but yes literally boobless.
+|2=The vast majority of Earth-like "normal boob sizes" can fit in this category. B-cup to approximately G-cup.
+|3=At least the size of her own head, assuming a human-like head. "Watermelons." The most abundant category among sluts.
+|4=Reach past her elbows. So large they inevitably "get in the way."
+|5=Reach past her waist. Large enough for her to use as a bed. At this level the slut requires impressive Strength, flight, or a hammerspace bra just to move around.
+|6=At least as wide as her body otherwise would be tall. Antigravity or bust-nerfing ''bras of holding'' are needed just to exist.
+|7=Each is several times the size of the rest of her body, and can likely fill entire pools with sloshy syrupy melon. Bust-nerfing or hammerspace is vital.
+|8=She is a speck attached to valley-filling seas of unrelenting boobflesh. Truly extraordinary means are required just to persist as anything but a living mountain range.
+|9=They have developed their own gravitational field, and other human-sized sluts can build cities on their plush surfaces. Lake-sized lipples.
+|10=The sheer power of her boobs bust physics, as almost any other mass of this utterly immense planet-dwarfing size would have compressed into a star.
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 |7=Roughly 1d4 strikes enough to break apart a planet will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
 |8=Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
-|9=It is believed anything short of eradicated the entire universe in which a slut resides will not significantly damage her, and such damage will need to be inflicted 1d4 times to pop her if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|9=Anything short of eradicated the entire universe in which a slut resides will not significantly damage her, and such damage will need to be inflicted 1d4 times to pop her if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
-|10=We believe literally no force other than ''perhaps'' You can ''ever'' pop this slut.
+|10=We believe literally no force other than ''perhaps'' You can ''ever'' pop this slut. She is eternal.
 |'''HP ERROR'''}}
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 |Charm=
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+|0=
+|1=
+|2=
+|3=She is likely adored and followed around by at least a few sluts of a tier no less than one below her own. A package deal.
+|4=Her presence in a city is likely to drive the local population to elevate her above all others of remotely equal standing. Several thousand.
+|5=She can dominate an entire region of millions through sheer charm, widely adored above all others whose charm isn't even greater than her own.
+|6=Her charm is so mesmerizing it is likely to draw the idolization of a billion or more. Sluts of this level are often competing for world domination.
+|7=Adoration of this slut above all others is extremely likely to spread across an entire world if she directly interacts with it.
+|8=Fanatic worship of this slut above all others can infect star systems and even an entire galaxy.
+|9=If her presence becomes known, it's possible this slut can become first in the hearts of every single slut across an entire ''universe''&mdash;at least for one untouched by You.
+|10=There is seemingly no limit to the sluts she can charm, potentially even Ωmnigoddesses from distant universes, just by existing.
 |'''CHA ERROR'''}}
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