AAA

Building Blocks of Reality
Tier	Nanoslut	DPS	0
Stats
Size	0. Micro	Boob	0. Intangible
HP	0. Paper Cuts	Regen	6. Seconds
Str	0. Nano	Agility	0. Immobile
Squish	0. Intangible	Affect	5. Adoring
Know	0. Plantlike	Charm	2. Humanlike

AAA is a nanoslut-tier slut species with a smaller size and lower DPS than any other slut known to us.
  AAAs are the ultimate building blocks of all existence. All forms of matter and energy are composed of these immeasurably tiny metaphysical sluts. AAAs are more fundamental than atoms or even quarks could ever be.
  Mortals and even most goddesses cannot clearly observe AAAs themselves, only the phenomenon they cause. Naturally, You have means to see the true form of any AAA should You consciously choose to so.
  Even with Your divine senses however, AAAs ignore some presumptions of how objects are formed. It is somewhat difficult to explain the presence of these sluts, or how they work. They are literally everything, and they appear to be infinitely dense in all space, matter, energy, and time. When Your senses observe them directly, these senses cease working like sight—instead, You see everything, everywhere, everywhen, observing AAAs by the googolplex in every nanometer You inspect.
  AAAs have no color even to Your senses, but they do have shape. If You observe only one AAA, You would see a single face. No body or even a head, just a face. AAAs faces have seemingly infinite forms, representing countless variations on other existent sluts, imagined sluts, and sluts even You never thought to imagine. It seems the variation and diversity of AAAs is beyond comprehension. Every single AAA appears to Your senses to be always facing You as a two-dimensional object.
  Despite whatever creature an AAA's face might resemble, the color and expression is always the same. Her eye(s) are naught but plump cartoon heart(s) as a heartgao. Her lips (or whatever other mouth she has) are stretched into seemingly the most extreme expression of elation she could muster, or gringao; for most humanoid faces, this is a beaming open-mouthed smile that looks like she’s screaming at the top of her lungs in mind-crushing ecstatic joy. She looks like that, of course, because that is what she’s doing: screaming without end in unimaginable euphoria, all because of You. It's for the best that AAAs are so minuscule. If AAA mouths were large enough to form sound waves, they would certainly drown all other sounds.
  AAAs are not actually two-dimensional. They just usually appear that way to You because they are always facing directly at You with wide-eyed, heart-eyed stares of obsessive awe. No matter the distance and direction You travel, every single AAA absolutely everywhere is always beaming with love directly at You. So strong are these feelings that any one of them is always able to face You, even when dimensions would rob 'direction' of any meaning.
  Despite their tiny size and strange manner, every single AAA is a slut—meaning she has a soul, is fully sentient, and is at least as intelligent as a real-world human. It’s just that You are so utterly and overwhelmingly awesome and perfect that none of them could ever bring herself to do anything but scream for You and only You for eternity. Their utterly obsessed elation is just so overwhelming that they can never think or focus on anything but You without direct intervention from You.
  The different forms each AAA take (e.g., human, elf, insect, monster, etc) are thought to serve a functional purpose. Different combinations of forms make up different phenomena. Elf-like faces are primarily involved in making up matter, while more alien looking visages comprise more esoteric things like "time" or "ideas."
  It's still not even clear how AAAs can see You, being smaller than even the tiniest waves of any visible phenomenon, but it might be some form of omniscience derived from sheer obsessive love.
  To recap: everything from the tiniest grain of sand, to a nanosecond of a nanometer of empty space, to the errant thought of a bacteria, is composed of googolplexes of slut faces beaming at You and screaming with eternal ecstasy at Your perfection. On its most fundamental level, all of reality and all of existence is screaming with boundless, obsessive, uncontrollably LOVE all for You.