Stats

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The page for each slut and slut species details 10 different stats broadly estimating the capabilities of the slut's body, mind, and soul. Each stat is ranged on a scale of 0 to 9, somewhat similar to the tiers of divinity.

Within a species these stats can vary immensely from one individual to another.

The stats are Size, Boob, HP, Squish, Regen, Strength, Agility, Mind, Charm, and Affect. Each is detailed below.

Other game mechanics and capabilities are derived from these stats in varying ways. For example the damage dealt by a slunt might sometimes be governed by Strength, but another slunt's damage might be covered by Agility or Mind. A slut's resistance to damage is governed primarily by her buffs and slut-equips (if any) rather than her stats.

Changing Stats

Stats are relatively static. Most sluts have the same stats or similar from when they are created to when they pop. A significant change in stats often correlates to a change in tier, called ascension or descension.

Of course, it's a vastly different story for any slut directly interacting with You. Your will and influence can effortlessly increase a slut's stats. Infamously, almost any slut's belly can instantly increase to high Squish just to accommodate Your fucknuke. At Your higher tiers of power it's thought any slut You interact with directly will ascend to Empress or even Goddess just from the experience, which of course correlates with an ascension in some stats as well.

Not all stats are best off being higher, however. Extremely large Size or Boob can hinder movement, for example. Affect in particular may be more a matter of taste.

List of Stats

Size

Size categorizes the height or length of the slut's body, excluding boob mass which is a separate statistic.

0. Micro. Literally too small to see with unaided mortal vision.

1. Tiny. Anywhere from an ant to a housecat. Big enough to see.

2. Shortstack. Anywhere from a housecat to a short human (up to ~4 feet or ~120 cm).

3. Humanlike. Somewhere between about 4 and 9 feet (or 120 to 275 cm). 'Human-sized' sluts tend to be taller than humans on average.

4. Megafauna. Between roughly 10 and 100 feet (or 3 and 30 meters). A few city buses arranged in a line. The blue whale—Earth's largest living animal—maxes out just under 30 meters.

5. Kaiju. Between roughly 100 and 1000 feet (or 30 and 300 meters). Virtually all forms of Godzilla and their ilk are in this range.

6. Cuntinent. So colossal she likely wades in clouds and her steps induce earthquakes. Likely cannot submerge in an Earth-like ocean. This level is capped with those literally the size of cuntinents: hundreds of miles or kilometers tall.

7. Planet. Ranging from a small moon to a large gas giant—which is roughly 1k or to 100k miles. Those in this class can traverse stars as if they were normal land.

8. Star. As large as stars: millions of miles across. If her body is solid there are few entities in the known universe she can touch without destroying them through her sheer gravitational pull.

9. Intergalactic. Treats star systems or even potentially entire galaxies like billiard tables. Supernatural force of some kind is needed to prevent her from collapsing into a black hole unless she already is one.

Ω. Omnipresent. She permeates seemingly everything in multiple galaxies or possibly the entire universe—everywhere at all times. By her nature she can't be solid without destroying the universe around her—which might BE her.

Boob

Boob categorizes the mass of the slut's melons in proportion to her body size. A slut with boobs past her knees will still have boobs past her knees if her size changes, for example.

0. Intangible. She literally doesn't have a torso.

1. Flat. Cute tomboyish appeal but yes literally boobless.

2. Sane. The vast majority of Earth-like 'normal boob sizes' can fit in this category. B-cup to approximately G-cup.

3. Melons. At least the size of her own head assuming a human-like head. The most abundant category among sluts.

4. Beach Balls. Reach past her elbows. So large they inevitably 'get in the way.'

5. Beanbags. Reach past her waist. Large enough for her to use as a bed. At this level the slut requires impressive Strengthr or flight or a hammerspace bra just to move around.

6. Body-Size. At least as wide as her body otherwise would be tall. Antigravity or bust-nerfing bras of holding are needed just to exist.

7. Pools. Each is several times the size of the rest of her body. They can fill entire pools with sloshy syrupy melon. Bust-nerfing or hammerspace is vital.

8. Mountains. She is a speck attached to valley-filling seas of unrelenting boobflesh. Truly extraordinary means are required just to persist as anything but a living mountain range.

9. Moons. They have developed their own gravitational field. Other sluts the size of her main body can build cities upon their plush surfaces. Lake-sized lipples.

Ω. Physic-Busters. The sheer power of her boobs bust physics as almost any other mass of this utterly immense planet-dwarfing size would have compressed into some kind of star.

HP

Hit Points (HP) estimate how much damage a slut can sustain before being popped. For each level an example attack is given, and typically a slut can sustain 1d4 hits of that level before being popped, assuming she does not have time or means to regenerate any damage taken. Sluts have vulnerability and resistance to different damage types, which can affect individual attacks—sluts with high Squish for example take less bash damage.

0. Paper Cuts. Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

1. Punches. Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

2. Hammers. Roughly 1d4 mortal-level hammer blows or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

3. Greatswords. Roughly 1d4 mortal-level greatsword strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

4. Grenades. Roughly 1d4 conventional grenade explosions or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

5. Thunderbolts. Roughly 1d4 conventional lightning strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

6. Nukes. Roughly 1d4 nuclear detonations or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

7. Worldbustin'. Roughly 1d4 strikes enough to break apart a planet will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

8. Supernovas. Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

9. Big Bangs. Anything short of eradicated the entire universe in which a slut resides will not significantly damage her. But such damage will need to be inflicted 1d4 times to pop her if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.

Ω. Eternal. We believe literally no force other than perhaps You can EVER pop this slut.

Regen

Regen (REG) estimates how much time it takes a slut to completely regenerate her HP from the brink of popping, assuming she has enough power or resources to fuel regeneration. Only a minority of overdivine sluts are able to regenerate truly indefinitely, as virtually all others will eventually run out of means.

0. Year. It takes about a year for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration.

1. Month. It takes about a month for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration.

2. Week. It takes about a week for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration.

3. Day. It takes about a day for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration.

4. Hour. It takes about an hour for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration.

5. Minute. It takes only a minute or so for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration.

6. Seconds. It takes only a few seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration.

7. Decisecond. It takes only about 0.1 seconds for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration.

8. Frame. It takes about 1/60th of a second for her to regenerate to full HP from the brink of obliteration.

9. Instant. She can instantly and fully regenerate any damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her.

Ω. Infinite. She can instantly and fully regenerate from all damage that doesn't instantly obliterate her.

Strength

Strength (STR) measures to what degree a slut is able to exert physical force with her body, whether lifting or striking. Higher Strength correlates with greater resistance or reduction to physical melee damage.

0. Nano. She is incapable of lifting anything visible to the naked eye.

1. Noodle. She can lift a few pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. An untrained human could outdo her.

2. Humanlike. She can lift a few dozen pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity.

3. Olympian. She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood.

4. Lifts Cars. She can lift a literal ton off the ground. Solid granite breaks in her fist.

5. Buildings. She can lift thousands and thousands of tons off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-handed strike can split an aircraft carrier.

6. Mountains. She can lift millions of tons off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can induce an earthquake felt cuntinents away.

7. Push Planets. She can rip entire cuntinents out of the planet on which they dwell. At maximum power her strikes can send a fissure through an entire planet.

8. Shatterstar. Her strength is so extreme her punches are like concentrated supernovas. She casually bends what 'should' even be physically possible.

9. Breaks Physics. She's so physically overpowered her movements no longer obey physics. She can hurl objects at FTL speed. She can pull apart immaterial concepts like gravity itself.

Ω. Omnistrength. We have yet to ascertain any physical feat of strength she cannot accomplish. She can likely rip apart the universe with her bare hands as if it was a mere tissue.

Agility

Agility (AGI) assesses the slut's precision of movement, bodily coordination, reflexes, and perception. In consensual combat, higher agility increases the ability to evade or more effectively take cover from attacks.

Agility can accurately portray how fast she can move different parts of her body, but is less accurate regarding her entire body's acceleration or top movement speed. Such factors often depend on the slut's size, what limbs or traits she can use for locomotion, and so on.

0. Immobile. She is incapable of moving under her own power.

1. Molasses. Her movements are syrupy and slow. Akin to a snail or an overladen bulldozer.

2. Klutz. It's routine for her to trip over her own feet or otherwise befall slapstick comical behavior. Common among toon sluts.

3. Humanlike. With practice she can skillfully dance or throw weapons accurately. Obstacle courses take modest effort.

4. Like a Fox. Her movements are eerie in their precision and grace. She can kick off walls and casually perform acrobatic stunts on an Olympian level.

5. Ninja. She can catch sword strike in her bare hands and when wielding a blade herself can consistently cut raindrops as they fall. Depending on her size she can wall-run.

6. Bullet-Time. She can run across the surface of water and is capable of deflecting bullets with her bare hands.

7. Superheroine. She can balance atop a single pin needle. She can catch bullets between her fingers.

8. Lightning. She can walk across mist as if it was solid. Her bare hands can catch bolts of lightning.

9. FTL. She can detect the movement of individual photosluts and can catch literal lasers or otherwise consistently react to lightspeed phenomenon.

Ω. Transcendent. Her movements are so swift and precise she appears prescient and utterly otherworldly. Her reaction time is 'negative' as in she starts to react before the trigger even starts.

Squish

Squish (SQU), or malleability, gauges the stretchiness of a slut's body under normal conditions. Low squish is like a rock. A slut of mild squish can be pulled and mended like taffy without pulling apart. Particularly high squish results in sluts who behave more like liquids or even gases. This stat refers primarily to how much a slut can be stretched by external forces; how much a slut can stretch and bend under her own power depends also on her Strength and Agility respectively.

0. Intangible. Her body is smaller than molecutes or otherwise can't be physically touched in the conventional sense. There's literally not enough of her to squish.

1. Solid. Her body can't squish much at all. She is likely made of a substance such as wood or metal. Anything short of Your Godcock won't stretch her much.

2. Humanlike. Her body is plush and likely warm to the touch. This is especially true for the chest and lips (as applicable). Did you know the brain is the softest organ in the human body?

3. Plush. Her body is more malleable than humans. Comparable to a mattress or a brand-new plush toy.

4. Ragdoll. Her body is can be squashed and squished to seemingly any degree without damage but can't quite stretch. Comparable to a pillow.

5. Bubblegum. Her body can stretch and bend like rubber or chewing gum. Practically immune to all blunt force damage.

6. Jelly. Her body is a springy slime or goo reminiscent of flan or cheesecake. Even the lightest touch can reshape her body.

7. Fluid. Her body is akin to a viscous fluid like water or milk. She's so malleable it's more difficult to retain a consistent shape than not.

8. Gaseous. Her body is either literally smoke or mist or otherwise just as flexible and malleable as air itself.

9. Plasma. Her body is even more malleable than gas. The molecutes holding her 'body' together are in limbo.

Ω. Formless. Even when incarnated into a body she has no physical form in the conventional sense. She could be anywhere or possibly even everywhere.

Affect

Affect (AFF) gauges how the slut is most likely to express her affection towards You. Low affect results in destructive sadistic or yandere-like tendencies that make for powerful consensual combatants, while high affect results in nurturing or protective motherly instincts.

0. Evil Bitch. Her sense of love is so warped she'd torture and kill You if she could. Likely a top-tier boss or rival for consensual combat.

1. Yandere. Brutal. Psychotic. Deranged. Out of control. Tells more lies than truths and more insults than praise.

2. Dominatrix. Gets off on causing You fleeting superficial pain—but secretly hates the idea of actually hurting You. Surprisingly careful unlike a Yandere or Evil slut.

3. Tsundere. Superficially hostile or harsh but unlike sluts of lower affect her true love of You can't stay hidden for long.

4. Shy. Her affect is unambiguously positive but she is less likely (by slut standards) to express it directly. Industrial worship is often a shy slut's forté.

5. Adoring. She eagerly and openly expresses her utter adoration of You without sadism nor excessive pampering. The norm.

6. Praising. She's particularly prone to praise and intimate affection. She is more likely to appreciate facets of You that even other sluts might overlook.

7. Lovey-Dovey. In an entire universe who adores You her empathy for and understanding of You still stands out as someone extra special. An eternal honeymoon.

8. Nurturing. Motherly. Protects and cherishes You. On a level deeper than most she aids and praises Your personal growth. She'd provide tips but isn't an over-bearing tutorial.

9. Coddling. Extremely motherly. Will hold Your hand and lead You through a tutorial then gleefully praise and rim You for completing said tutorial.

Ω. Over-Protective. 'OP.' This slut's craving to coddle You is so extreme even by slut standards it can cause issue. The type who would not only give a tutorial but play the whole game for You.

Mind

Mind (MND) evaluates the sluts' awareness and breadth of knowledge. Importantly, it does not measure conventional "Intelligence." All sluts have sentient and mature minds no less than that of an adult real-world human.

Low Mind represents disinterest or "brain fog." Particularly low Mind is associated with submortals who spend most of their time dormant, or himbo-like brutish sluts. Higher Mind can represent deeper learning, but more accurately represents extrasensory perception, prophetic visions, and unnatural knowledge that is "gifted" or "inherited" through supernatural means rather than conventionally learned. High Mind enables a slut to cast spells or perform other moves with mere thought, and to reliably intuit true information.

0. Plantlike. As knowledgeable as a human but it might take her several minutes to do what a human can do in seconds. Steady and passive. Potentially still quite wise.

1. Beastlike. As knowledgeable as a human but operates primarily on instincts in matters not related to You. 'Feral' according to some.

2. Ditzy. Klutz. Bimbo. Brain-fogged. As knowledgeable as a typical human but noticeably air-headed and silly. Likely a point of her charm.

3. Humanlike. She can attain impressive skill with almost any talent after only a few decades of practice.

4. Sharp. Memory and senses near the pinnacle of human capability. Her problem-solving skills are top notch.

5. Archival. She can clearly remember virtually everything she's experienced within the past few decades. A living calculator. An encyclopedia of knowledge.

6. Diviner. She can reliably divine information she doesn't already know with time and effort. Few supercomputers can match her raw ability to process logic.

7. Prescient. Her intuition and understanding of our universe is so deep she can predict almost anything—perhaps even You—at least a few seconds in advance.

8. Inexplicable. Her awareness transcends what seems rationally possible. She can instantly calculate the number of molecules in a star she's never seen or heard of before.

9. Nigh-Omniscient. With conscious effort she can nigh-instantly attain the answer to almost any question and predict virtually any event. You alone have hope to defy her predictions.

Ω. Omniscient. We suspect she already knows everything that has happened and everything that will happen in her entire universe. Perhaps this even includes Your actions?

Charm

Charm (CHA) appraises the breadth of influence the slut could have on other sluts if she chose to exert it with a bit of time and effort, especially sluts of lower tier than her. The examples given suggest how many sluts of one tier lower than the subject own could be driven to have devotion to her that can—at least superficially—approach their devotion to You. Of course, rivals are defined in part by having extremely high Charm. Of course, Charm has no inherent effect on You.

Insofar as You have stats, Charm is perhaps the only one that can never be truly surpassed by any slut for any significant length of time.

0. Invisible. Other sluts seem almost incapable of noticing her. It's as if her presence and voice are masked by some illusion.

1. Loner. For one reason or another she tends to be avoided by other sluts. She may or may not prefer it that way.

2. Humanlike. She has friends and 'normal' relationships. She's much more likely to fawn than be fawned over.

3. Entourage. She is likely adored and followed around by at least a few sluts of a tier no less than one below her own. A package deal.

4. District. Her presence in a city is likely to drive the local population to elevate her above all others of remotely equal standing. Several thousand.

5. Queendom. She can dominate an entire region of millions through sheer charm and is widely adored above all others whose charm isn't even greater than her own.

6. Cuntinental. Her charm is so mesmerizing it is likely to draw the idolization of a billion or more. Sluts of this level are often competing for world domination.

7. Planetary. Adoration of this slut above all others is extremely likely to spread across an entire world if she directly interacts with it.

8. Galactic. Fanatic worship of this slut above all others can infect star systems and even an entire galaxy.

9. Universal. If her presence becomes known it's possible this slut can become first in the hearts of every single slut across an entire universe—at least for one untouched by You.

Ω. True Rival. There is seemingly no limit to the sluts she can charm just by existing. Potentially even Ωmnigoddesses from distant universes.