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Usage

{{Stat|Strength|3}} returns the standard description for a Strength of 3, which is "She can lift hundreds of pounds or kilograms off the ground under typical gravity. Her bare-hand strike can shatter solid wood."

Stat names: Size, Boob, HP, Regen, Strength, Agility, Squish, Affect, Mind, and Charm.
Stat scores are integers from "0" to "10" inclusive.

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-|0=Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage  will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|0=Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
-|1=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage  will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|1=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage will pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
-|2=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level hammer blows or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|2=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level hammer blows or equivalent damage will pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
-|3=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level greatsword strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|3=Roughly 1d4 mortal-level greatsword strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop her if she doesn't regen.
-|4=Roughly 1d4 conventional grenade explosions or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|4=Roughly 1d4 grenades or equivalent damage could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can survive the vacuum of space.
-|5=Roughly 1d4 conventional lightning strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|5=Roughly 1d4 lightning strikes or equivalent damage could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can swim in bone-crushing ocean depths.
-|6=Roughly 1d4 nuclear detonations or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|6=Roughly 1d4 nuclear detonations or equivalent damage could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can swim in lava.
-|7=Roughly 1d4 strikes enough to break apart a planet will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|7=Roughly 1d4 planet-busting strikes could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can survive inside a star.
-|8=Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|8=Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can survive inside a black hole.
-|9=Anything short of eradicated the entire universe in which a slut resides will not significantly damage her. But such damage will need to be inflicted 1d4 times to pop her if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
+|9=At least 1d4 galaxy-eradicating strikes could pop her if she doesn't regen. Can survive inside a nonstop supernova.
-|10=We believe literally no force other than perhaps You can EVER pop this slut.
+|10=At least 1d4 universe-obliterating attacks MIGHT be able to pop her, assuming she can be popped at all.
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