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Tier | Submortal | DPS | 7 |
Stats | |||
Size | 2. Shortstack | Boob | 3. Melons |
HP | 3. Greatswords | Regen | 5. Minute |
Str | 1. Noodle | Agility | 4. Like a Fox |
Squish | ??? | Affect | 7. Lovey-Dovey |
Know | 1. Beastlike | Charm | 3. Entourage |
These cute, shortstack, mystical, cyan-colored bunny girls pop out gems or spermcoins after every time You give 'em a hump or a smack.
Rare and adorable, blupees are small mysterious critter-sluts often thought to be mythical. Some legends call them feral bunny-like creatures, while other stories say they are bouncing shortstack fursluts. Perhaps only You know for certain, as it's said their true form is only revealed to the most deserving.
True Form? A blupee's fuzzy, curvy little glows with a pale cyan that radiates an otherworldly serenity. Her face, hands, and feet are an even paler blue that resemble gloves and thigh-highs; the classic slutfit. Yellow, pupil-devoid eyes glow like lanterns. Her sapphire lips are reminiscent of a bunny's, in that they always seem to be nibbling or twitching. Her twisting sky-blue hair is crowned with golden laurel-like antennae, which resemble bunny ears.
Fortune. According to legend, just seeing a blupee at all brings good fortune. This agile little critter—whether a feral bunny or a bouncing shortstack—frolics through distant meadows and forests. They say a blupee will run from any who sees her—but, of course, might end up sprinting towards You should she ever be lucky enough to have the chance. According to legend, the "Lady of the Mountain" is a great blupee that grows to the size of a horse, and indeed gains some equine traits.
Pound for Pounds. Mysteriously, every thrust and impact You so gloriously deliver to a blupee pops riches from her body or face, spawned seemingly out of thin air. This seems to be a minor, submortal-level form of wish-granting.