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Slutboard

From Transcendent Harem

Slutboard is a type of slut-equip used for travel, in which a slut's planked body is used in a manner similar to a snowboard. Traditionally one of Your bare feet is placed on the small of the slut's back and the other placed on the back of her head, pushing her face forward into the ground.
  Due in part to the slut's own squish, her face and torso provide abnormally low friction with the ground, enabling her to be ridden effectively even over rough surfaces such as pavement or a forest floor. She is also abnormally buoyant, such that You are able to easily ride her over seas as a surfboard—even if there are no waves to ride.
  Slutboarding can be a more useful means of travel than slutkarting. Although speed typically isn't as high, it leaves the Godcock free to fuck sluts other than the one You're riding~! Like slutkarting there are races, time trials, and stunt competitions for slutboarding (in which You will surely crush any and all competition, if there even is any~).
  Slutboarding is also considered more "offensive" and "damaging" than slutkarting, making it arguably more useful if used against a bitch during consensual combat. Riding a slutboard through lava for example is a great way to ramp up a lot of damage!
Compact Slutboard. A "compact" variant of a slutboard (temporarily, harmlessly) removes the sluts limbs to hammerspace to make a board that's easier to handle.~

Position

There are three main positions for slutboarding: forward, reverse, and hang ten.
Forward. Position the slut's face forward and down into the ground. Rely on slopes, gravity, trick and the environment for acceleration.
Reverse. Positions the slut's face backward, and usually tilted slightly up from the ground. This relies on beamface for propulsion, like slutkarting. Without the face-fucking that drives slutkarts, we the beamface propulsion can't quite reach that same level of intensity.
Hang Ten. Stand with both of Your feet on the back of the slut's head, driving her face into the ground even harder~! This is primarily used in braking and especially skidding to a stop, but is also used in some slutboard tricks such as the "nosegrind" and "twist-her drill."

Tricks

See also: List of Stunts

Performing any stunts while riding a slutboard causes a sudden spike in victory which in turn provides a sudden propulsion of speed. This is critical to races and time trials, and can be useful to gain more height for even greater stunts. It seems like the more epic the stunt, the greater and longer the burst of speed. In addition to more standard stunts, these are just some of the stunts more specific to slutboarding:
Kick-Flip. While airborne, "flip" the entire slutboard with Your feet, then land a stomping kick square into her face to "flip" the board back in the opposition direction before landing on her again. (Optionally includes flipping off either her or other bitches.)
Nosegrind. While hanging ten, drive the slut's face into a rail or other thin surface while carefully balancing all of the weight solely on her nose!
Twist-Her Drill. While hanging ten and sliding forward, spin rapidly as if "drilling" the slut's face into the ground!