Sarah
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| A Normal Person | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | Mortal | DPS | ??? |
| Stats | |||
| Size | 3. Humanlike | Boob | 3. Melons |
| HP | 9. Big Bangs | Regen | 9. Instant |
| Str | 2. Humanlike | Agility | 3. Humanlike |
| Squish | 5. Bubblegum | Affect | 7. Lovey-Dovey |
| Know | 3. Humanlike | Charm | 2. Humanlike |
Sarah "Sandbag" Standard appears to be an ordinary, mortal elvenoid girl. Her pale, curvy body sports fuckable melons, plush lips, wide green eyes framed by glasses, and shoulder-length brunette hair.
There are two particularly notable characteristics to Sarah.
Firstly, she seems to have levels of durability and regeneration vastly in excess of her apparent tier, and an extreme masochistic craving for cartoon violence, gleefully throwing herself face-first into the path of extreme violence. Even compared to other sluts, her obsessive fantasies about You are maniac in their intensity.
Finally, and most notably: Sarah's plain appearance, by some inexplicable quirk of the cosmos, seems to be the 'default' slut. As a generic enemy mob in video games, as an extra in movies, as the image next to the word 'human' in a dictionary or encyclopedia. Some worlds even use "a Sarah" as a standard unit of measurement.