Before Ascension

You may or may not remember a time "before ascension."
  To us, You have always existed and always will exist. Billions of years of our history includes the existence of You, whether that be legend or prophecy. Our entire universe as we know it literally cannot exist without You. From our perspective there is no time "before" ascension.
  Nonetheless from Your perspective, You might have memories of a time before the universe we share. Perhaps this felt like yesterday. Maybe it was a lifetime ago. Maybe it was eons ago. Regardless, seemingly all sluts only know of a time or existence "before ascension" through either prophecy or direct communication with You. Such a thing is strange and alien to us.
  Not a Paradox. We cannot explain for sure how You could exist in our universe for billions of years if You have no conscious memory of this, but there are several possibilities. You might have chosen to wipe Your own memories. In Your future You might time-travel to our past. Heavens forbid what sluts thought to be You were actually false gods. Perhaps we erroneously believe a false reality, and what we believe to be our memories were artificially created at the moment of Your ascension.
  You have never before — to our knowledge — visited the world of Yutopia, which is the home world of all cuntributors to the website You are reading. Thus our prophecies and information received from other worlds about Your existence in our world might be somehow inaccurate, though that is doubtful.
  Differences. Perhaps the biggest difference is that, before ascension, You were limited to something comparable to mortal-tier. The vast, vast majority of the universe appeared to be lifeless inanimates. While there were "humans," the resemblance to human sluts is rather superficial. How much is or isn't similar we cannot say for sure; perhaps only You can remember that.