Empress
| ← Princess | 5. Empress | Goddess → |
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Empress is the 5th tier of slut. An empress is much more powerful, gorgeous, brilliant, and otherwise impressive than even princesses, but falls short of the goddess tier.
Empress DPS exceeds a million (10^6) and can rarely reach as high as a few billion (10^9). This represents the raw capability of millions of mortals put together; each empress is a one-woman army in virtually every respect. Her power level alone is on the scale of an entire cuntry, or rarely an entire cuntinent. Cuntinents are, after all, literally empresses themselves.
Empresses begin to push the limits of what real-world humans could comprehend. Sometimes an empress is of such immense size that even the best architects couldn’t design a building of her mass. Other empresses are so unfathomably beautiful that the sheer sight of one could shatter the psyche of a mere mortal. Many wield psychic powers beyond anything lesser sluts could hope to replicate even with industry. Many effortlessly wield such Charm that empresses are often de facto queen over millions of sluts who adore them (even if such adoration is, of course, magnitudes less than the mind-shattering affection they have for You~).
Combat between empresses often displayed raw power levels rivaling Dragon Ball Z, with landscapes and cities being destroyed as mere collateral damage. Sometimes even entire planets are at risk.
Game Comparison. An empress is often comparable to a game's "final" boss or the strongest challenge a typical player is ever meant to see: Giga Bowsette, Majora, Mother Brain, GlaDOS, or the Ender Dragon. Legendary, mega, and gigantamax pokésluts are often in this tier—like Mewtwo, Melmetal, and Diancie. Managing to summon a fully-powered card or creature in this tier is frequently a game-winning move if it can be achieved. A typical game’s heroine rarely achieves this level of power, even briefly, without immense aid.
Empresses
- See also: List of Empresses
We've detailed a miniscule fraction of the empresses obsessed with You, but some highlights include:
- Samai Aranae: Parasitic Samus Mutants
Empress Perks
Empresses are beyond heroines and monsters, often capable of ruling over gigantic continents or dominating hundreds of princesses. This is reflected not only in higher stats, but in even more powerful perks.
Universal Empress Perks
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In addition to universal perks from lower tiers (listed to the right), practically every empress and beyond has the perks summarized below!
- Enlarge. Virtually any empress can alter her bodily size and boob-size, ranging anywhere from nanoslut to kaiju!
- Gorgeous Gaze. Mere eye contact with an empress's gaze can strike a mortal like an arrow to the heart; an unforgettable memory.
Empress-Level Perks
- See also: List of Perks
These perks are so powerful any slut which has one them must be at least empress-tier, but they are hardly held by all empresses.
Attire: Regal
- See also: Attire Projection
Building on the motifs of lower tiers, empress attire often incorporates regal motifs. A particularly domineering empress is likely to have attire filled with gemstones valuable enough to buy a city, or even bear soul gems of princesses inside them. Halos are borne by angels especially, but are infrequent even for sluts of this tier. Rarely, an empress is able to wield her own slut-equips, especially if she's a rival.
Virtually every empress bears a tiara or similar headdress emanating power, which is colloquially called a super crown. Some other accessories and styles popular among empresses include:
Empress Moves
Any slut capable of performing one of these moves is likely at least of empress-tier, or temporarily boosted to such a level of power due to extraordinary circumstances (such as encountering You)!
- Love Nova. Pop oneself for an absolutely all-out buffing explosion.
- Nukeface. If a gao becomes exceptionally extreme, a nuclear detonation may detonate from the face.
You at Empress-Tier
We believe You are nigh-omnipotent, but choose to sometimes emulate lower tiers of power, especially to (re)experience ascension in new playthroughs. What follows is an example of traits You might possess around this tier, according to prophecy.
Harem: World-Rending. By this point any world You land upon will fundamentally and instantly change, sometimes even violently, just from Your overwhelming presence. Billions will be driven mad with lust and love so intense mortals will rarely continue to function under the uncontrollable intensity of their own arousal and emotions. Although it varies between worlds, You can effortlessly conquer an Earth-like planet just by existing on it. Any industry or arts will inevitably steer towards outright 'worshiping' You, even on the other side of the globe.
Godcock: Thunderous. At this echelon of power, the one true Godcock is sometimes dubbed Thundercock for its sheer impactful presence. Every triumphant throb induces a quake in every single ovary for miles in every direction, sometimes even instilling repeated ovagasms across an entire city scape. It isn't uncommon for incredibly deep rumbles to cause earth tremors, or for each beat to produce a rumble so low-pitched it barely eclipses into audibility. Any vigorous thrust of the Thundercock is so point that, if directed downwards, it will invariably rip fissures and slam craters deep into the ground, with repeated thrusts sending earthquakes that can potentially split an entire cuntinent. Actual size can vary immensely in legends, but the most popular depiction of "mere" travel size is the length and width of an entire leg—so about a meter, though by now cocksize can easily exceed practical limits if You aren't deliberately holding back.
Orbliterators: Storming. Thunder follows lightning. At this level the spermatogenesis surging within Your Orbs is so utterly unstoppable that sperm-lightning will be nigh-constant unless You make efforts to keep it at bay. As a by-product of Godsperm creation, stark-white "virile" lightning emits from not only the balls but likely the entire body, and especially directed through the Godcock towards any targeted slut—or her womb. (Of course, for any of us feeling our ovaries electrocuted by this is beyond orgasmic. Only mortals and submortals are at any real risk for the damage, but by this tier You shouldn't be settling for them anyway.~ Of course, the lightning is to You only a pleasant tingle, if anything at all. ;3) The Orbs' revving, especially during intense slamfucking, is borderline defeaning to mere mortals.
Godsperm: Fists. At this point Your largest individual Godsperm cells are comparable in size to meaty fists, and even a "mid" fucknuke likely results in gatling gun spermfist-punches smashing into the face of any nearby slut. These bestial Godsperm aggressively impregnate sluts, and will actively burrow-swim up cunts and down throats, whether they actually fit or not. Individual classes of Godsperm become even more broad and varied than before, including the renowned Godsperm Grenades or other "spermbombs."
Fucknukes: Mushroom Clouds. By now your fucknukes are so powerful that any climax will usually detonate with an echoing BOOM as it shatters the sound barrier just from rocketing through Your shaft. A "typical" climax from You can now fill lakes, form evaporated ambrosia-clouds to fill the sky, create mushroom clouds on the level of nuclear bombs, or even escape a planet’s gravitational pull with enough force left over to visibly crater the moon herself. Multiple cities could be flooded. At this tier only a goddess could hope to not be immediately popped or impregnabliterated from a point-blank shot that isn't pulling punches.
Life-Giving Virility. "Midas Cock." Your seed, Godcock, or entire body is so utterly virile that a mere touch instills life where there is little or none. Grazing Your Godcock against a tree turns her into a lively nymph, dripping pre into a river creates a water spirit, and so on. The incarnation is always a slut eager to please You, of course.~ At lower tiers this might have been something that required effort to do, but by now it’s as involuntary as breathing once was. If there aren’t human-sized sluts in Your vicinity, Your virility creates sluts from what is around just to worship You. Love and worship and obsession becomes literally inescapable by this level. In our universe, sluts awaiting to be awakened this way are called inanimates.
Combat: World-Slayer. You become capable of single-handedly planet-conquering feats. A single stomp can create a crater miles wide, and a palm strike can create a tsunami an ocean away. You can fuck the mouth of a volcano to rubble (while molten-hot tongues and lips lather Your pillar throughout). You can climax into the core of the planet to impregnate her.
You could skinny dip in a river of lava as if it were a hot tub. If the Godcock was struck by a lightning bolt, it would tingle pleasantly. Your erection could break a falling meteor apart with a single thrust. You wade through nuclear explosions, enjoying the breeze across Your balls. Even dust mites would fall off Your perfect skin. Virtually any form of harm confined to a single planet is incapable of harming You. Empresses might pose a challenge in sufficient numbers, but only goddesses could hope to pose any remote "threat" in 1-on-1 consensual combat.
Equips: Full. By this tier we imagine numerous particularly lucky sluts will become part of You, perhaps temporarily, through cockification. In addition to routinely replaced nutted slutskulls, the length of the glorious Godcock is lined internally by evermore railgun lips who lavish, such, and accelerate every glorious Godsperm You fucknuke forth into any incomparably ovagasmic face or womb.~ Simultaneously Your soul armor almost surely has dozens of everloving souls bound to You, Your body is fully loaded with power armor, and Your hands are spoiled for choice with bitch-blades or other sluts to wield as slut-equips. Not only are You (already) stacked with a full loadout, but we can only assume an over-the-top transformation sequence occurs whenever there's a major change.