Controlher
| The Ultimate Game Controller | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | Galagoddess | DPS | 1030 or higher |
| Shape | Strange | Type | Psychic/Steel |
| Stats | |||
| Size | 1. Tiny | Boob | 0. Intangible |
| HP | 8. Supernovas | Regen | 6. Seconds |
| Str | 9. Snap‑Physics | Agility | 0. Immobile |
| Squish | 1. Solid | Affect | 8. Nurturing |
| Know | 6. Diviner | Charm | 1. Loner |
Controlher is a a legendary slut-equip created by fusing four eager sluts. She is presciently designed to be specifically Your perfect game controller. She also functions as "handlebar" attachment to virtually any slut, such as to give a steering bar to Your slut-kart or to give head-handles for any slut You face-fuck!
Main Form
Each half of Controlher is a an ergonomic bar with a shape somewhat long for a typical controller—a "Wiimote"—featuring a pair of triggers where Your forefinger and middle finger naturally rest. Each handle features a metallic brake bar like the handles of a motorcycle (but of course these are seldom used compared to other buttons~!).
Face Buttons. On either handle, where Your thumbs naturally rest, there are four big colorful face-buttons seated over a control stick. Though its subtle, each of these colorful buttons is the sparkling eye of one of the four composite sluts beaming up at You! Pressing any face button is the same as pressing her pupil, which of course she craves for You to vigorously do as much as possible. ♥ A bit towards the inside are two smaller black buttons on either handle, together labeled Pause, Options, Map, and Start.
Control Sticks. Plush black smoochers make up the control sticks. Each "stick" subtly smooches against Your thumb when pressed, providing just enough suction that it feels like a magnet. You'll never unintentionally lose grip, but it's effortless for Your thumb to swamp between control sticks and face buttons.
Configurations and Uses
Controlher can be wielded separately like a pair of "joy-cons," or brought together to magnetically fuse into a more conventional controller shape. In either form Controlher offers precise and responsive motion controls, but by default only gyro aiming is the only motion control in most (or perhaps all) games.
Controlher was designed for Your GodStation console and the numerous games she hosts! So long as You are wielding Controlher, the GodStation can be streamed laglessly to Your location through holoscreens projected from Controlher herself. (The GodStation of course innately runs the numerous games produced specifically for You through industrial worship from Cuntendo and numerous other cults. Highlights include The Legend of You: Omniloved Perfection, Super Smash Sluts Infringement, and Pro Cockfisher 3, among many others.)
Slut Control
Though both halves of Controlher can magnet-grip together, they can also magnet-grip onto any part of any slut. In effect, this means they can be used to put handlebars on anyone and anything in the universe! Controller's magnet-grip is as reliable as solid steel. This magnet-grip is only released when You specifically want it to, which is effortless.
Any slut magnet-gripped by Controlher can also be controlled in whatever way is most intuitive. Most of these interactions are not pre-programmed, so pressing random buttons will have unknown effects on different sluts. But the left control stick consistently controls movement direction, at least. Of course any controls can be customized to Your desire through the Options menu. Just a few possibilities include:
- Give Sims-like controls to customizing the Ωmnirealm.
- Give 4X-like controls and UI for managing mothertrees.
- Access an equip screen and inventory screens to more conveniently manage the potentially thousands of slut-equips, trinkunts, and feats You will quickly amass.
- Gain a proper, functional bike-handle to any slut-kart, even including buttons for deployable weapons or other features.