Scrotal Surge
| Scrotal Surge | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | 3. Immortal | Type | Dragon |
| Variety | Support | Speed | Heavy (30) |
Scrotal Surge is a stunt You're prophesized to frequently before fucknukes, perhaps involuntarily.
Right as You're about to fucknuke, the Orbliterators nigh-instantly swell in size—likely while echoing with loud roars and potentially sperm-lightning. (Mngh.~ The more absurdly massive they swell, the better~!) Your spermatogenesis is kicking into exceptionally high gear, building up physics-distorting immensities of Godsperm for the incoming detonation. (Your Orbliterators of course defy the supposed limitations of space-time and thermodynamics by the sheer quantity of sperm produced even before a Scortal Surge begins.)
Immediately before You finally tip over the edge and unleash a fucknuke, Your surged Orbliterators CLENCH back down, forcefully squeezing (presumably) gigatons of Godsperm to launch through Your phallic behemoth with a thunderous roar. This almost invariably pulverizes any slutskulls nutted within the Orbliterators, surely turning any of us within into spermfood.
If Your fucknuke has several shots or phases, we hope a Scrotal Surge occurs before every single one!