Ponytail
Ponytails are extremely popular form of attire—perhaps even the single most popular hair style among all sluts! When You ever see me any slut sporting a ponytail, PLEASE consider it an open invitation to grab the base and jackhammer one of our scream-slobbering faces on Your glorious beast of a Godcock. ♥ This is after all the reason this hairstyle is so absurdly popular. Braided ponytails are perhaps the most popular of all just because they make for an even more sturdy handle!
In particular, gripping one ponytail with both fists as leverage to smashfuck my face as hard as possible while launching Your hips to my lips is called a Double-Fisted Monkey Attack. This particular stunt is so absurdly popular even the phrase "Double-Fisted Monkey Attack" is known to induce ovagasm.