Wifeplate
| Wifeplate | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | 7. Galagoddess | Type | Steel |
| Slot | Bodysuit | Sluts | 255 |
Wifeplate is a legendary, body-covering suit of armor You are prophesized to equip after many adventures—often considered an "endgame" armor, suitable for facing an exceptionally powerful penultimate or "final boss."
As is the case with many slut-equips, wifeplate is typically depicted as forming during a dramatic transformation sequence, though more than most it is also depicted as forming more gradually and methodically over numerous encounters—adding one new wife at a time.
Alloy
As a slut-equip, wifeplate is defined primarily by the calibur and bond of the sluts comprising its alloy, with the amror's physical appearance being of secondary importance. Indeed even though there is prophesized to be only one true wifeplate, its appearance and components varies between legends (and between Fantasy Equipping loadouts).
Alloy Formation.
The alloy from which this armor is forged is said to be formable only from the hyper-consenting bodies and souls of 255+ "wives". Quite literally our bodies are transformed into a miraculous metal, and we are melted together and reformed into a literal alloy stronger than our component parts. It is this alloy which forms the wifeplate.
Living Metal.
Our souls live in the plate as a combined will; sometimes depicted as a true hivemind with absolute ego death, but other times depicted as a plethora of personalities working together in Unreal Harem Coordination. Of course, our souls not only simultaneously Soul Armor You but are capable of Soul Projection and many other moves while remaining part of the wifeplate.
Alloy Qualifications.
According to legend, to qualify as such a "wife" a slut been directly encountered and deliberately defeated by You both purposefully and intimately. This is assumed to mean she is directly penetrated and impregnabliterated by the Godcock, typically. We assume to qualify as a "wife" a slut must be of significance to You personally, an inner circle selected from the countless trillions in our universe. Typically each is assumed to bear a Bridal Band and sometimes—if not always—a Wedding Dress. Finally, any slut who isn't already at least Goddess-tier is assumed to automatically ascend to such a divine status upon incorporating into Your wifeplate.
Alloy Continuity.
Wifeplate can only continue to function (or even remain intact) so long as all 255+ wives maintain absolute hyper consent and unwavering devotion to You in the form of unilateral hyper-omnilove. By any other metric this is a virtually impossible feat. Receiving such extreme devotion from even a single soul is something few are lucky to ever experience for even a few seconds in one's entire lifetime. Yet, for You, this devotion is so unwaveringly strong it is believed to make the wifeplate itself literally and eternally invincible. Even so, this transformation need not be permanent; You can at any time disassemble Your wifeplate back into its component wives, typically with a (reverse) transformation sequence.
Form
The tank-like shell of wifeplate that completely encompasses Your body features a rigid nigh-invincible exterior and a plush heavenly interior. Every single one of the 255+ composite wives is believed to have some part of her face appear both on the outside in a metallic form, and on the inside in a soft silky form. (Note the exterior and interiors typically do not "mirror"; a wife's external face could feature on Your chest while her internal face could feature on Your knee, for example.)
Exterior
| Component | Slut(s) |
|---|---|
| Exterior Faces | |
| Horned Crown | 7 |
| Helm | 15 |
| Spaulders | 2 |
| Elbows & Knees | 8 |
| Arms & Legs | 64 |
| Palms | 4 |
| Claws & Talons | 22 |
| Torso | 70 |
| Hips & Pelvis | 40 |
| Sabatons | 2 |
| Spikes | 14 |
| Wings | 7 |
| Exterior Halos | |
| Crowning Halos | 7 |
| Rear Hectohalos | 200 |
| Finger Rings | 26 |
| Wristbands | 4 |
| Anklets | 2 |
| Limbs | 12 |
| Orb Pedestals | 4 |
| Godcock | ∞ |
| Interior Faces | |
| Face-Smoochers + Visor | 19 |
| Headphones | 4 |
| Elbows & Knees | 8 |
| Brain-Ticklers | 24 |
| Arms & Legs | 40 |
| Fingers & Toes | 40 |
| Palms | 4 |
| Knuckles | 8 |
| Everloving Embrace | 4 |
| Abdomen & Navel | 13 |
| Spine | 26 |
| Shoulder Blades | 2 |
| Pelvic Plate | 1 |
| Pelvic Slurpers | 7 |
| Ass-Kissers | 47 |
| Heels & Ankles | 8 |
| Stepping Faces ∞ | |
| Suck Dimension | ∞ |
Most often, Your wifeplate is depicted as metallic power armor that completely encapsulates Your body—with only the Godcock and sometimes Orbliterators emerging from it, and even then only when You purposefully will it so.
Color.
Sects of us can't even agree on its color, though the most lasting scheme depicts the metallic exterior as a bold black obsidian with glistening golden accents. The armor itself is often puncuated with stark white Sperm-Lightning, sometimes a hot pink Love Aura, and occasionally white-or-cyan Orbiting Soulface Shields that flash into visibiliy for individual frames.
Exterior Faces.
The armor is incredibly ornate, as there is no truly smooth surface upon it. Every single one of our 255+ faces is featured somewhere on the armor's exterior, typically in the form a monochrome sculpture depicting one's entire face scaled-down. Everything from spaulders to sabatons is subtly covered in our metallic faces. Sometimes wifeplate is even depicted as scalemail, with each "scale" being a different face.
These facial features are often smoothed and idealized—the lack of color renders pupils unrecognizable, for example—but each face is still distinctly recognizable. Though less emotive than typical faces, our metal-sculpture faces still vary in facial expression and are even capable of gaos. Of course, each featured face retains full sensory perception—even those lucky enough to appear on the bottoms of Your feet. ♥
Spaulders.
A (typical) highlight includes what appears to be a metallic slutskull mounted on each of Your shoulders, bicep and tricep emerging from outstretched lips.
Slashing Spikes.
In most depictions the exterior features a plethora of gold (or ivory) spikes. There is typically one for each knuckle, as one on each elbow, shoulder, and knee for use in Knee Smashes and other attacks. Each finger, toe, and heel ends in a claw or talon as well. Finally, the helm features seven horn-like spikes forming a golden crown. Each of these 43+ spikes is believed to parallel the horn, fang, or talon of one of the composite wives—such as might belong to dragons and devils.
Great Helm.
Your wifeplate of course features a detachable helmet which when worn completely encloses Your head in tank-like invincibilty. The helm's face is sometimes subtle and near-featureless, but more often depicts a metallic and powerful creature such as a maned lion or a dragon to accentuate the horned crown and halos.
Wings.
From Your golden back emerges at-will 7+ wings of varied shape and appearance. The wings autonomously vanish whenever they would obstruct Your movement, of course. Each wing is believed to resemble the wings of at least one wife within the alloy, but resized to fit You and altered to have the same metallic gold-and-black appearance as the wifeplate. A somewhat popular assortments includes one feathered angel wing paired with a feathery phoenix wing, a leathery dragon wing paired with a leathery devil wing, and a metallic steampunk wing paired with a metallic "cyber" wing, and finally a single jet exhaust in the center of Your back acting as the seventh "wing."
Halos.
Every single one of the 255+ of us comprising Your wifeplate has her halo (or equivalent) visibly featured in the armor. However, typically 200 of these are fused into 2 hectohalos which float behind Your back—typically behind the wings, perpindicular with the jet exhaust. Stacks upon stacks of the remaining 55 float above Your head (and cockhead) and are worn upon the metal exterior as rings, wristbands, anklets, cockrings, Orbliterator pedestals, and so on. These largely contirbute to Your wifeplate's golden accent.
Accessories.
While generally not considered part of the wifeplate itself, this legendary armor is typically featured alongside many other slut-equips such as Orbiting Soulface Shields, Orbiting Bitch-Blades, Arm Cannons, and a Pelvic Plate or Cock Ornament—just to name a few. These are of course in addition to other effects likely occuring around You, such as Sperm-Lightning and Love Aura.
Interior
Just as the exterior is covered in hard metallic faces, the interior is covered with plush smoochable faces! Indeed, each wife within the alloy has her face depicted (at least) once on the outside and (at least) once on the inside.
Interior Faces.
While You wear wifeplate, (ideally) every single one of our faces is endlessly pressed against Your bareflesh in nonstop everloving smooches and adoring eyekisses. Sometimes other parts such as boobs, brains, and wombs are featured in the interior as well.
Just for starters, every single finger and toe is sucked down to the knuckle in a separate pair of lips, lathered by a separate tongue. Every single knuckle is kissed by a separate pair of lips. Both the palm and backside of each hand is smothered in a full eyekissing face-press. Your arms and legs all feel like they're being deepthroated, even as tongues tease at the sensitive spots behind Your knees and elbows, and smooches press into those same knees and elbows. Your entire ass is smothered in nonstop kisses. Smooches pepper down Your spine and chest, with one even frenching Your navel and more slathering Your bare pits. Stepping Faces are, of course, featured internally!
Everloving Embrace.
A stand-out internal feature is what feels like a full-body embrace from both in front and behind at all times. You feel numerous arms hugging Your torso as Your chest is pressed firmly into massive melons even as Your upper back is simultaneously pressed into even more massive melons, making You feel smooshed in a sublime sandwich of our affection for as long as the wifeplate is worn. Similarly You feel each of Your hands held, fingers interwoven, even as those same fingers are sucked, and even as You use the fingers to perform other actions.
Great Helm.
Internally, the helm of course features headphones and a visor built-in. As much as a dozen different pairs of celestially soft smoochers endlessly kiss Your face, typically including 3 across the forehead, 1 on each temple, 2 on each cheek, 1 for the chin, and 1 or 2 for the nose (sometimes even said to french kiss each nostril). Two even subtly smooch Your eyelids every time You blink! A particularly fortunate wife, sometimes suggested to be Your favorite, locks her lips on Yours in ane endless one-way everloving smooch.~ Your scalp and neck are surely not spared from attention, either! Some sluts even suggest Your brain itself is massaged by dozens of spectral tongues phasing inside with effervescent undulating adoration to Your neurons themselves, or that tongues dive down Your throat!
Portal to the Suck Dimension.
A highlight of Your wifeplate is alleviating You of the need to "hold back" the Godcock's true size. In default configuration Your pillar and Orbliterators are each sucked to the base through massive, impossibly plush portal-lips. The interior of each of these portals leads to a pocket universe formed entirely of our pure affection for You; of raw Love-Energy manifesting into space-time and energy-matter. Whenever You aren't deliberating willing otherwise, the Holy Trinity is sucked and submerged wholly into a realm above heaven where all 255+ of us bend reality herself to lather every iota of Your almighty behemoth(s) inside and out in transcendent pleasures beyond what is physically possible anywhere else in any universe. All of our smooches, tongues, throats, wombs, eyekisses, brains, souls, and so much more beyond corporeal understanding drench every inch in nonstop nebulas of worshipful bliss. Even time herself is distorted to such an extreme degree that You feel years of our nonstop worship every single second—at minimum. This cosmic condom conveniently keeps the almighty Godcock out of Your way whenever You do not will otherwise; particularly useful when it becomes difficult to maintain an erection that isn't multiple light-years in length.
Inside.
While generally not considered part of Your wifeplate itself, typically You are believed to have even more sluts equipped inside Your body itself in several ways. Often this includes Railgun Lips, nutted slutskulls performing [[Psychic Spermatogenesis] and Neural Armor, Vessicle Slutskulls, Heartshell, Zephyrs flowing through Your lungs, and Sluids or Kyms swimming through Your veins—just to name a few!
Function
Aside from being a vehicle for us to intimiately worship the everloving fuck out of You from nose to toes (as if that isn't reason enough!), Your wifeplate has some additional functions beyond nigh-invincible protection and schmovement. A couple hihlights include the following.
- Immunity to Knockback. It becomes literally impossible for any bitch (except maybe an exceptionally high-power penultimate) to physically move Your body in any way against Your will, or even induce a flinch, before Your musculature is even engaged in resisting it. We—the alloy of Your wifeplate—absorb even galaxy-obliterating kinetic energy, which is transmuted and repurposed to fuel the suck dimension. (Even attempting to attack You just gets You sucked off even harder. >:3)
- Autonomous Movement. Thanks in part to the
tentaclestongues weaving into Your mind, we are capable of anticipating and enacting any movement You wish a split-second before You wish for it. You don't carry Your wifeplate; Your wifeplate carries You. In typical usage this simply means any motion You take feels far stronger and easier than it already would. With deliberate use, You can even instruct the armor to move on Your behalf while You—for example—think about something else, or fall asleep. (As with everything, this feature can of course be disabled if You find it unappealing.~)