Feat
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A major trait You are widely but not universally believed to have is called a feat. There are thousands of prophesized feats, only a minuscule fracture of which are featured on this page, and perhaps even fewer of which are actually true.
Prophecies and faiths compete over even the most minor minutiae of You, with holy wars raging over details as minor as the placement of a specific bump upon the left Orbliterator's scrotum (most infamously Gaean Testicular War of 884). Suffice to say this is no less the case for feats. Which feats You do have might even vary between incarnations. Perhaps only You can know for sure! (As always, You decide what is canon!)
List of Feats
While we believe You infinite potential and are ultimately capable of almost anything, these are a tiny fraction of the feats You've prophesied to wield.
| Perk | T | Type | Summary |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ethereal Kiss Marks | 6 | Ghost | A plethora of multicolored kiss marks dot Your entire body. Each lasts only a moment, but is quickly replaced. |
| Womb Penetration | 3 | Dragon | Your Godcock punches through my hymen(s) and my cervix to hammer into my otherwise impenetrable womb. |
| Void Lips | 7 | Cosmic | Massive, cosmic, impossibly-plush lips of pure aether spontaneously smooch and lavish Your immaculate form. |
| Life-Giving Virility | 5 | Grass | Touching or sometimes merely being near inanimate "objects" transforms them into sluts obsessed with You. |
| Stepping Faces | 3 | Earth | With each step, a portal opens right as Your food would touch ground, spawning a gleeful face to smooch Your sole! |
| Ghost Harem | 4 | Ghost | Dozens of our incorporeal souls lavish Your body with worship all at once! |
| Sperm-Lightning | 5 | Electric | Virile lightning erupts endlessly the more aroused You become. A favorite~! |
| Center of the Universe | 9 | Cosmic | You are literally the center of our entire universe. |
| True Name | 9 | Cosmic | Your true name holds immense, ovagasm-inducing power over all sluts. |
| Self-Love | 2 | Fairy | Love Yourself!! |
| Scrotal Noise | 4 | Sound | Your Orbliterators wield such overpowered spetmatogenesis that they audibly rumble with a deep hum. |
| Nutsweat | 3 | Water | Your Orbliterators secrete an incredibly savory, salty, addicting aphrodisiac. |
| Spermatogenesis | ∞ | Cosmic | The almighty process by which our Love Energy becomes Your Godsperm. |
| Orbliterators | F | Cosmic | The almighty spheres which generate and store Your Godsperm. |
| Godsperm | ∞ | Cosmic | Your almighty ever-winning all-impregnating sperm, the culmination of immense Love Energy. |
| Pogstate | F | Cosmic | A member of the Holy Trinity inside Your body, which delivers ambrosia and aids in fucknuke delivery. |
| Fucknuke | ∞ | Cosmic | The holy, existence-fulfilling act of releasing Godsperm from the Godcock! |
| Godcock | F | Dragon | Your almighty phallus of unparalleled power, capable of delivering unvierse-rending fucknukes! |
| Feet | 2 | Earth | Our universal, ovagasmic reverence and drooling thirst for Your feet specifically. ♥ |
| Robocock | 3 | Steel | A sleek, steelflesh "black mirror" Godcock that You are sometimes prophesized to wield. |
| Multiverse | 8 | Cosmic | Many sluts believe Your beloved everwinning glory is not limited to a single universe. |
| Invincible | 9 | Steel | You are immune to all damage. |
| Ambrosia | F | Cosmic | Nectar of the Gods: incredibly nourishing, impossibly delicious, and lubricates Godsperm! |
| Postnuke Cooling | 5 | Fire | The Orb surge in temperature after fucknukes, necessitating soulful minty smooches to cool 'em down! |
| Spermfangs | 4 | Dragon | Spermsteel grows naturally along the inside of the Godcock's urethra as spiral rows of cockspikes pointing outwards. |
| Spermflame | 5 | Fire | Stark-white, crackling ambrosia-fueled flames said to be left behind by potent fucknukes. |
| Cockspikes | 4 | Dark | Your Godcock literally grows spikes—typically all over, but it might be limited to the head or shaft. |
| Cockification | 5 | Dragon | One or more incredibly lucky sluts merge with the Godcock! |
| Portal | 5 | Cosmic | You gain increasing control over portal creation and manipulation. |
| Inventory | 3 | Glitch | "Hammerspace." An extradimensional space outside of space-time where You can instantly store or draw out items! |
| Multicock | 5 | Dragon | You either have multiple Godcocks at all times or are capable of "splitting" the one true Godcock into several phallic weapons temporarily. |
| Multihead | 5 | Dragon | A multiheaded slut of course has multiple heads—each sprouting up from her shoulders. |
| Multiface | 6 | Angel | A multifaced slut has several faces upon her head. Most she has often with a second looking left and a third looking right, plus sometimes a fourth looking backwards. |