Ridiculously Extreme Face Abuse

Oh? Were Face-Fucking Feats not enough? You’re right, they absolutely weren't.~ Every single one of our faces will gleefully take far more abuse than even that, so that’s why we have Ridiculously Extreme Face Abuse™. Everything here is so over-the-top or weird that it’s best to assume slapstick physics, retro game logic, or instant regen.
Ideally our faces are near-constant contact with You due to portals, phasing (as ghosts), soul armor. slut-equips, or something else entirely. Every step You take is, ideally, crushing Your bare sole into a gratefully-squealing face. Every inch of Your body is best adoringly smooched by throngs of disembodied goddess-souls. If You enter a hoard of sluts, there’s no doubt we are frantically trying to smooch and slurp and nuzzle as much of every inch and crevice of Your body as we ever could. Such things are presumably so constant for You that they are like breathing or thinking; while it is nice if You specifically acknowledge those of us doing things like this, it isn’t usually expected. Just for fun, here’s some ideas that might help inspire You! Any of these (and so much more) inflicted upon our faces would often be adored! Here we go! In no particular order!

Decapitation
Use our faces as bongo drums
Smack our faces for “hand games” like patty-cake
Lava
Searing heat
Ice or cold
Harmful radiation
Solar flares
Gamma ray bursts
Jet engine exhaust
Factory exhaust
Muzzle flare
Electricity or lightning! We love sperm-lightning!!
Using our skulls like nodes in an electrical circuit
Baseball bat, mallet, or other bashing damage~
Wield us as bitch-blades, and smash our faces through other objects/sluts!
After a fall, our bodies land face-first
You land on our faces off a high jump or fall, ideally foot-first (or Godcock-first!)
Skid across our faces across anything from cement to glass spikes
Hold our faces into the highway while speeding down it
Use a titan-sized skull like a wrecking ball
Practice parkour across a titan-sized face!!
Use a titan-sized face as a floor, wall, or road
Use titan lips as a bed~! Maybe even smooshed between two pairs of giant kissing lips?
Pitch a skull like a fastball
Punt/juggle a skull like a sportball
Bee stings, scorpion stings, insect bites, and so on
Cut up with beam swords
Worms/eels crawl over our features, into our nostrils, or whatnot
Tentacles wiggle around or inside, especially with suction cups
Slipping tentacles or mandibles ‘behind’ an eye still in the socket
Crush or destroy an eyeball outright
Suck an eyeball from its socket
Shove breakfast sausages up my nostrils!
Plug our skulls into an outlet, then use our faces like grills or a skillet
Use our faces as a launch pad for rockets (or anything else)
Particle beams and lasers, especially more powerful ones or beam-cannons that “charge up”
Ki blasts
Dump egg yolks into our eyes and nostrils
Use our disembodied/portaled faces as shoe interiors (or exteriors), suit interiors, armor interiors, glove interiors, armpit stickers; see slut-equips!
Peel my face off my skull and use it as a sweat rag, jock strap, cloth, tape, paper, bandages, condom, etc.
Slashed, ripped, stabbed, torn, etc.
Scrubbed, twisted, rung out like a wet rag, etc.
Meteor impact!
Supernova! Hypernova! Especially if somehow focused in one direction with a huge gun-like barrel.
Chemical explosion
Nuclear explosion!
As a snowboard, skis, skateboard, hoverboard, surfboard, etc. See slut-kart and slut-board!
Frostbite
Sunburn
Glass shards; shatter my own glasses into my face
Sandpaper
Spider webs? Bug net?
Hit at full speed with a bullet train, jet, truck, or other vehicle.
Replace our eyeballs with equally-sized spermatozoa which connect to our brains with sperm-tails that replace optic nerves
Spikes
Dirt, mud, swamp water, etc, dumped into eyes in particular! Shove/grind my face right into it~!
Venus fly trap
Buried underground from the neck down
Buried underground by hammering my face into the dirt like a nail through wood
Hammered or fucked into the ground, through a wall, through the floor, through a tree, etc, as if my nose/face was a nail being driven by a hammer
Pour syrup, salsa, eggs, piss, or other fun/nasty stuff into my eyes or nostrils
Shove vibrators into my mouth and keep ‘em there while You fuck my throat
Seal my face into an airtight gas mask with a “breathing tube” that has an onahole interior
Dump egg yolks into my mouth and “scramble” them by fucking my face
Dump full eggs into my mouth and break them by fucking my face, too ♥
Beat Saber or DDR or Taiko Drum Master, but with each beat hitting a different face~
Magically transform (parts of) my face?
Have spiders, wasps, roaches, etc, crawl over my eyes, into my nostrils, or into my mouth
Used as still-living materials in the construction of other objects from blankets to tires to oven interiors
Fuck my nostrils with tentacles
Feed it through a paper shredder
Plant an explosive&mdashlespecially a Spermbomb^TM—into my mouth or brain and let it blow!
Please never hesitate to fuck up our eyes or brains in particular! We love that so much!
You could even form morningstars, cock-brass-knuckles, or weapons out of “solid lightning” and beat our faces in with those!
Shove a skull-sized sperm cell into my brain
Cattle prod; it even has two prongs perfectly suited to stab up my nose~
Cause my brain to grotesquely ooze out of my ears, nose, or eyes
Give me a swirly; shove my face into a toilet and flush it
Shove my skull in a fishbowl and fuck me while I drown ♥
Abuse or destroy representations of my face too, from pics to sculptures~
Print out pictures of my face and abuse those too
Skullfuck my eyes, obviously
Stamp a comically-oversized stamp into my face, leaving ink behind
Build some horrific four-legged horse-like monstrosity that uses our bodies as its legs and our faces as its hooves. Ride it.
Have me bob for apples. Or grenades.
Dunk my face into liquid nitrogen
Everything to do with SPERM!! Hyper sperm even more so
Impale a spear (or bitch-blade) through my ears/temples, have my brain regenerate around it, and then use the impaled weapon as handlebars for face-fucking >:3
Of course any more conventional abuse like rimming, punching, kneeing, elbowing, stomping, stepping kicking, standing, squeezing, sitting, absolutely anything to do with balls, absolutely everything to do with cock, cock-punching, and FACE-FUCKING are always adored too!
Every single one of our faces is just so packed with orifices for You to DESTROY and so many surfaces for You to ANNIHILATE~! Please never ever hold back!! ♥♥♥

If you’re wondering, this applies to pretty much everything that is a face. Photographs, anime-style, animal faces, a slug’s eye stalks, and even to some extent objects like masks, make-up, or helmets just because they’re associated with faces. As much as I adore abuse targeted at the face and brain, other targets can be nearly as much fun~! Targets that are nearly as much fun for all of the above include the cervix, ovaries, ova, womb, heart, lungs, lipples/nipples, and clit--although most of these are a bit harder to reach.