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'''Immortal''' is the 3rd [[tier]] of [[slut]], above [[mortal]] and [[submortal]] but below [[princess]]. If mortals are natural beings, then immortals are supernatural beings.
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Immortal [[DPS]] typically ranges between 10 and 1000, often several times that of a typical mortal. Due to their higher divinity, most immortals are incredibly gorgeous, brilliant, and confident compared to the humans [[You]] [[Before Ascension|might remember]]. Immortals have extraordinary athleticism, resilience, and poise by the standards of mortals&mdash;with even most casual immortals being olympian or superhuman in most regards. The majority have bodies that behave "like cartoons," capable of [[regen|reshaping]] and [[squish]]ing when lesser beings would be harmed. before sustained any actual harm. Most have other supernatural abilities unique to each individual or species such as levitation, pyrokinesis, steelflesh, demonic power, spellcasting, or self-transformation, among countless other possibilities. Sluts with bodies that behave “like cartoons'' are almost always immortal.
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{{inline|Game Comparison}} If mortals are substandard enemies in a game, immortals are stronger common enemies or sometimes even minibosses. They’re the Chain Chomps, Darknuts, and Metroids; and uncommon or partially-evolved pokésluts like Vaporeon, Butterfree, Kirlia, or Bellibolt. Uncommon cards, and creatures that need a small cost to summon.

==Immortal Evolutions==
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Sluts of immortal tier and higher are powerful and pristine. In addition to evolutions from lower tiers (seen to the right),  virtually every slut of this tier and above has the following traits:
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{{inline|Immaculate}} Our bodies are perfectly hygienic, as immortal bodies naturally clean themselves over time, so any manual maintenance is hardly beneficial&mdash;but baths can still be refreshing. We are unaffected or unphased by health complications, and have little {{subtle|if any at all}} need for biological sustenance. Immortals don't suffer the diseases that plague mortals and with vanishingly few exceptions, can’t [[pop|die]] of so-called "natural causes." We still do ''prefer'' to sate hunger, thirst, and insomnia to function at peak capability but it isn't necessary for our continued existence. Likewise we can hold our breath indefinitely, but still feel discomfort in doing so for long.
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{{inline|Malleable Bodies}} Part of what makes immortals and above so durable is that when our bodies are strained, we don’t snap or break but instead ''stretch''. Even if shot with a firearm, the body of a typical immortal will momentarily bend just to absorb all that energy, but likely won't even be pierced. Needless to say this is ''invaluable'' in taking Your gigantic allfucking [[Godcock]], and is a necessity for containing even the smallest of Your [[fucknuke]]s. It's useful in more mundane ways too; given enough force immortals can be reshaped into cubes for efficient space-storage. Only a minority of sluts can stretch on their own ''at will'' like Elastigirl (called "stretchies"), but this isn't too uncommon.{{a}}A minority of sluts, especially including [[robo]]s and [[cuntinent]]s, have rigid "unbreakable" bodies instead of malleable ones. A slut's overall malleability is approximated in her [[squish]] stat.
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{{inline|Slutskulls}} "Detachable Heads" or "Dullahans." As an extension of her immortality, any immortal can harmlessly remove her head from her neck at any time, often with a “pop” sound. A detached head is called a slutskull, and it isn't uncommon to be slutskulled indefinitely (especially at lower tiers). Slutskulling limits a slut's abilities so much she might even descend a tier. For many of us it's an ''exhilarating'' form of bondage.~
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{{inline|Attire: Otherworldly}} [[Attire Projection|Attire projected]] by an immortal often incorporates assets seemingly magical or sci-fi in nature, such as makeup that changes in real-time, dancing tattoos, RGB glowing details, or shedding endless glitter. Any armor is immaculately shining as if freshly polished. Often their casual attire is high-brow by mortal standards, such as silky qipaos, expensive suits, or gemstone-embroidered lingerie.
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==Immortal Highlights==
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* [https://theharem.site/infinite.html '''''Infinite Immortals.'''''] Out of the ''decillions'' of possible variations that can appear on that page, ''every'' single one is among the literally countless wide-eyed everloving sluts utterly ''gushing'' with soul-shattering [[omnilove]] all for You. There are so many [[world]]s and so many [[timeline]]s that by any practical measure there is at least ''one'' slut of almost any imaginable configuration who fantasizes over You every single day of her life.~

===Immortal Inanimates===
While [[inanimate]]s {{subtle|"objects"}} are usually thought of as [[submortal]], a few still have enough divinity to reach this tier. The lack of mobility is made up with either mystical properties or sheer [[size]].

{{SH|Marble Milk}} A milky white solid often just called "marble". Despite being solid rock and structurally strong, it looks and feels surprisingly plush, with a refreshingly comfortable coolness to it. It's particularly divine for a mere substance, as it is crafted deliberately with a combination of [[milk]], [[ova]], and other special [[inanimate]]s including various [[immortal]]s. Anything [[cuntstruction|cuntstructed]] with marble will eventually form the shapes of the composite sluts' faces and sometimes bodies. Thus everything constructed of marble milk by its nature appears to be made of petrified, typically human-sized sluts. Compared to lesser [[Submortal#Substances|substances]], its [[HP|durability]] and [[regen|self-repairing]] properties are top-notch.

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==You at Immortal-Tier==
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