Target Me!

Target Me!
Tier	3. Immortal	Type	Dork
Variety	Defense	Speed	Instant (1)

Target Me! is a comically weak "defensive" move. Typically this move is used by a slut who's either exceptionally masochistic or with such high Affect that she can't help but aid You with tutorials even in consensual combat against her—or most likely both.
  Using this move causes a brightly-colored targeting reticle to momentarily appear upon me, or upon whichever slut used it. The reticle almost assuredly highlights not only me but one of my most vulnerable "weak points," such as my eye or cervix. While the reticle persists all stunts affecting me similarly have physics-defying accuracy and are likely to be even more effective than usual.
  If this single-frame move is used immediately in response a stunt intended to affect me, that stunt succeeds without fail — potentially distorting physics just to do so, such as causing a projectile to pass through walls or bend around obstacles — and lands an incredibly powerful clitical hit if possible!
  The move seemingly can't redirect a stunt that wasn't meant for me in the first place (tragically).