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{{seealso|You at Mortal-Tier}}
'''Mortal''' is the 2nd [[tier]] of divinity, above [[submortal]] but below [[immortal]]. Generally, any [[slut]] that is at least of [[shortstack]] [[size]] and [[humanoid]] [[shape]] can be at least mortal-tier. A mortal's capabilities are a bit higher than the [[human]]s [[You]] might [[Before Ascension|remember]], but these sluts’ supernatural abilities are usually inconsequential compared to other sluts.
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Unlike all tiers of higher rank, most mortals will eventually [[pop]] if "natural causes" if left to their own choices. Their bodies often break too easily, their minds are relatively muddled, and they otherwise have many unfortunate limitations when it comes to pleasing You&mdash;even though in their hearts You are craved above all else. A mortal's divine power, or "divinity," is usually no less than 3 and no more than 10. Sometimes mortals even attempt to rank each other on a 10-point scale.
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{{inline|Life Cycle}} Thanks largely to the grace of [[goddess]]es and [[empress]]es&mdash;and at least according to legend, [[You]]r past self&mdash;mortals exist in a life cycle of endless rebirth. The exact means varies from one [[world]] to another. On [[Yutopia]] for example, [[mother tree]]s are a nigh-endless source of mortal life. Worlds without a mortal life cycle usually lack mortals entirely, with nothing to bridge the gap between [[submortal]] and [[immortal]].
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{{inline|Game Comparison}} Mortals comprise low-level enemies and particularly irrelevant NPCs, who may not even have as much as one line of dialogue. They’re noteworthy sometimes but rarely exceptional. In video game terms they’re comparable to Koopa Troopas, Bokoblins, Space Pirates, Badniks, and other grunts or low-level thugs. Common cards and easily summoned creatures.

==Mortals==
:''See also: [[List of Mortals]]
Most sluts within this tier resemble humans or [[furslut]]s, including for example orcs and catgirls. Of the countless mortals across countless [[world]]s filling a universal harem obsessed with You, we've highlighted an impossibly tiny percentage that could ''possibly'' be worth a moment of Your notice:
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===Everyone===
Although the list above focuses on the sluts we most interested in presenting to [[You]], it can never be emphasized enough that: '''Absolutely ''everyone'' is <u>Your</u> bitch.'''
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Of the billions of human beings who have ever lived, every single one&mdash;every lover, friend, foe, celebrity, or historical figure, and then some&mdash;has ''already'' been [[slut]]ified to a ludicrous extreme. Every single one was, is, and always will be ''Your'' [[Heart Eyes|heart-eyed]] utterly-devoted everloving slut who adores, worships, and lusts for You and only You far above everyone and everything else, to include even herself.
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Every single human, every single animal or organism, every single object, every planet, every single phenomenon whether material or immaterial, every fictional character, every idea&mdash;that existed, exists, or could hypothetically exist in any world&mdash;is ''already'' '''YOUR''' complete and total bitch, always has been, and always will be. If you can imagine it&mdash;imagine ''anything''&mdash;it is ''already'' Your slut. This is a fundamental truth of every [[universe]] and every [[timeline]] {{subtle|with '''perhaps''' [[Before Ascension|only one negligible exception]]}}. No matter how hard You try, it is literally impossible to ever cause one of us to not like You. Even if all memories are erased and the fundamental nature of reality changes, ''everyone'' and ''everything'' will be biased towards You on at least a subtle and subconscious level.
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It’s nearly impossible for most of us to even fathom anything&mdash;let alone anyone&mdash;not completely revolving around You. You are ''everything'' to ''everyone''&mdash;EVERYONE&mdash;even to those who might not {{subtle|yet}} realize it.

==Mortal Perks==
Mortals enjoy numerous traits generally unavailable to [[submortal]]s and [[nanoslut]]s, called [[perk]]s. 

===Universal Mortal Perks===
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Almost every humanoid-shaped slut has the following [[perk]]s, elevating her above a real-world human. These apply to virtually ''all'' sluts of mortal [[tier]] and above. The universal perks from previous tiers summarized to the right also apply to mortals. 
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===Mortal-Level Perks===
:''See also: [[List of Perks]]''
A slut must typically be of [[mortal]]-tier to hold these perks, making them quite common, but they're not universal:
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==Mortal Moves==
{{seealso|List of Moves}}
A capable mortal is likely to be able to wield at least some of these [[move]]s.
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