Marriage Rite
| Marriage Rite | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | 2. Mortal | Type | Angel |
| Cat. | Support | Speed | Continuous (∞) |
| Stat | Charm | Impact | — |
A marriage rite (or wedding ceremony) is a legendary ritual that bonds You with a chosen slut in a holy, everlasting covenant. At its culmination the chosen slut is christened as Your wife, if not outright an Ωmniwife.
Despite the similarity to rituals You might remember, like everything in our universe this is overwhelmingly in biased in Your favor. Obviously You are practically expected to have multiple wives, to the point if You limited it to one we would almost be concerned. By contrast, not one of us would even want to have a Lord other than You.~ (Ah, yes, "Lord" is typically used instead of lesser terms like husband or spouse.) While sluts may also have close bonds and even be spouses, terms like "marriage" and "wife" imply You are involved.
You ultimately decide who gets to be one of Your wives with or without any ritual, the rite is just a ceremony for purposes such as symbolism and emotional impact. Anyone would be elated to be Your wife of course but we imagine anyone You choose would already absolutely adore You with exceptionally intense love even by slut standards, likely achieving Omnilove or possibly even Ego Death.
Ritual Performance
What follows is an approximation based on what is traditionally believed and what is prophesized to pass, but You ultimately decide what steps or processes are involved in any marriage rite.
- You are presumed to have a separate marriage rite for each wife-to-be, as this is believed to strengthen the symbolism of each wife's bond to You.
- Often but not necessarily the rite begins practically immediately after You decide to have it, with the necessary parties teleporting (perhaps via Glydos) to the rite site.
- The rite traditionally takes place in a temple or other grand cuntstruction devoted to You, especially if it is a sacred place of worship.
- The rite is traditionally guided by a goddess who may or may not be one of Your wives already. Eloher herself is widely prophesized to be the guide (or "wedding officant"). A traditional speech is recited by the guide, introducing "vows" or other words of importance to be exchanged between You and the wife-to-be.
Traditionally the rite itself has four (4) steps: Invocation, Arrival, Vows, and Consummation. This is often but not necessarily preceded by other rituals—and followed by a feast, party, or other celebration.
Invocation
Initially neither You nor Your fiancé is physically present. The guide first gathers attention from the attendees, speaks briefly on the importance and depth of the ensuing covenant, and then leads the congregation in a Summoning Prayer unto You. The prayer is usually preceded with the line, "Now I shall lead us in prayer. Repeat after me." and then followed by various forms of worship, love, and praise culminating in a request. Everyone attending is expected to repeat each line after the guide. The lines in the prayer varies each time, but examples of small excerpts from such a prayer include the following:
- "For You are so cherished by all that Your presence in of itself is a priceless miracle that could never be repaid."
- "Your almighty Godcock is the everloved slayer of all the world's wombs, beginning with the virginity of [wife's name]."
- "May our words usher in Your holy heavenly kingdom. Our eternal love is Yours alone forever and ever. Amen."
Typically this prayer lasts for at least several minutes, and may or may not involve some form of ritual sacrifice.
Arrival
Should You find the Invocation adequate, You are expected to descend from the cosmic heavens above in dramatic fashion, such a shaft of golden light or a strike of Sperm-Lightning, landing feet-first on a pair of Stepping Portals. (Inevitably, this will cause a wave of screaming ovagasms to wash over attendees, with some likely popping from Your presence alone; but a chorus of moans is expected in any case.) You of course can wear anything to the rite, but in prophecies You are most often donned in either formal and powerful equips—such as complete wifeplate—or entirely nude.
If nude, the Godcock is typically not left in the open air for too long, as this may eradicate even more attendees or upset the rite. Thus a particularly fortunate slut—often called the "cock bearer"—will kneel before You deepthroating the entire shaft until the Consumation step. Typically this role is fulfilled either by a goddess or an existing wife.
After Your arrival, the guide will recite an intentionally much shorter speech for the bride, which typically does not involve the attendees speaking. Often this speech regards the bride's qualifications or achievements, such as her divinity or actions she's undertaken than exemplify the depths of her devotion to You. This is usually ended with a line such as "May the bride ascend" or "I special summon the bride in attack position."
At this point Your wife-to-be enters to an orchestral bridal chorus. Often each wife has a distinct version of the chorus, ranging from traditional [1], to rockin'[2], to grandiose [3]. Conventionally she rises up from the ground wreathed in white spermflame, symbolizing her rising to meet You as You descend to meet her. However, other entry styles are also encouraged.
Your fiancé wears a Wedding Dress, which likely has accents or details representing her personality or preferences, such as having fiery accents, woven from white rose petals, or incorporating forged steel plate armor. (Some even choose to wear sneakers!) Across our universe the Wedding Dress is widely seen as the ultimate form of attire, so it has tremendous importance to virtually any wife-to-be.
Vows
The guide continues oration, typically with a line beginning with the phrase "Dearly Beloved." The full text will not be repeated here, as line is expected to include Your Name, as well as Your bride's name. Needless to say the utterance of this most powerful of words (it feels sacrilegious to even refer to as a mere "word"!) will surely have tremendous effects on attendees.
After this introduction the guide turns to the bride to ask for her vows, importantly before asking declaration of intent. While maintaining eye contact with You, the wife-to-be recites from memory a short speech. First, this speech begins with an affirmation of love, almost always including some variation on the line, "I've always loved You." Second, the speech continues with various promises and wishes of the future. Finally, her speech ends with a line emphasizing Your victory, such as "May You win forever and always."
While You are more than allowed to answer with vows of Your own, this is not expected and certainly not required. After the vow(s) the guide transitions to asking for a declaration of intent, beginning with the bride. As an example:
- "Do you (bride's name) devote your mind, heart, and soul to our everloved ultimacy as your sacredly wedded Lord, to love and cherish, to worship and praise, to lavish and gratify, forever and ever?"
The bride's response can range from a softly smiling "I do" to an unrestrained gringao screaming power phrase, such as "FUCK YES!!" The affirmation is traditionally a mere two symbols to emphasize its importance. Brevity gives impact. Only after the bride has already accepted does the guide formally present You with the offer to accept or reject. As an example:
- "Do You—(pause for screaming applause)—take this goddess (or other tier title as appropriate) as Your sacredly wed wife (or Ωmniwife), keeping her wholly unto Yourself for as long as You shall have her?"
This is possibly the first and last point You are expected to speak during the rite. Your presumably two syllables of acceptance or rejection will boom to our senses like thunder, regardless of how softly or strongly You actually speak them.
Consummation
Assuming both You and she answered affirmatively, a Bridal Band appears upon her ring finger as if by magic, never to be removed. If she is an Ωmniwife, upon one of Your fingers appears a mirrored Bridal Band (possibly in addition to others). Finally, the guide announces a line such as:
- "By the authority divinely invested in me, I now pronounce You Lord and Wife (or Ωmniwife)."
Importantly, this is one if extremely few times in slutspeak where a plural "You" is expected, symbolizing the wife's incredible importance in being chosen specifically by You.
The bride plants upon You a smooch and the two of You are expected to consummate the marriage on the spot, before God and possibly everyone the slut has ever known. (If the cock bearer was throating You throughout the rite, at this point You are expected to pry the behemoth from her face before planting it in Your bride.) The rite is only considered complete once You fucknuke Your newest wife! (Note that while the fucknuke itself is intended to be targeted at Your bride, other sluts are permitted to aid in delivering the fucknuke should You deem this appropriate.)