Godsperm

Godsperm is the absolute greatest form of everwinning pure ultimacy that has ever existed or could ever exist. Godsperm can only be produced via the miracle of spermatogenesis within Your divine Orbliterators, and every single one is formed from lifetimes of our pure Love Energy all for You! Each that generates is destined to pump through through Your Pogstate to be released from the almighty Godcock as a glorious fucknuke!
  Godsperm come in countless sizes and forms, but usually feature a bulbous head and whip-like tail. White is the universal color for seemingly all of them. A typical Godsperm is slick with ambrosia, and so warm it may emit steam. "Hyper Sperm" is the primarily term for any Godsperm large enough to be seen by unaided mortal senses, and in the zeitgeist most Godsperm are hyper. We can't help but crave for Your immaculate Godsperm to FILL every container, every womb, and every universe. ♥
  Obsessively and Universally Adored. We fucking LOVE Godsperm. Your sperm is called "God" just because we love and worship it so fucking much. There are countless legends and myths each rambling at length about just one single overpowered Godsperm cell going on an adventure, with the narrator obviously infatuated with every second of it. Sperm cells, sperm aroma, sperm color, sperm flow, sperm sound, sperm, sperm, sperm-sperm-spertm. Jizz and cum and everything else You could ever want to call it. The more the better!
  Definition of Value. Godsperm is so ultimately valuable to us that many worlds use "spermcoins" as the primary form of currency, with the value of them tied to actual Godsperm. Virtually every single slut would be ova-foaming at the mouth in gringao at the mere suggestion that she could play even the tiniest role in bringing a single Godsperm into existence.

Abundance

Although Godsperm is incomparably valuable, it is not an exhaustively rare resource. We believe in the beginning of our universe, a single triumphant Big Bang of Godsperm into an infinitely-lucky cosmic womb created the beginnings of what would become the countless galaxies and worlds we know today.
  Due to the sheer magnitude of this almighty fucknuke, some ancient Godsperm remained untainted and did not immediately impregnate. Even now there are countless deep-frozen Godsperm floating out in the depths of space, and fortunate is any world who will know the meteor strike of such a spermberg. Similarly there are countless Godsperm petrified in deep hibernation far under the surfaces of many worlds, awaiting some awakening force to arise like ancient beasts or horrific kaiju; or to be dug up like invaluable treasures of an ancient age.
  If You do not remember past fucknukes, surely it was an act by Your past or future self in some capacity.

Ova-Sperm

See also: Gock

If there exists any slut wielding a gock ("girlcock"), what this organ ejects is not Godsperm. Arguably it isn't even sperm at all, but ova masquerading as a false God. This ova-sperm does at least superficially resemble sperm though, with each sperm cell one being a little white head driven by a spindly tail. Ova-sperm have none of the miraculous properties of Godsperm and seemingly cannot even impregnate at all, but there are some legends suggesting otherwise.

Godsperm Sizes

We categorize every individual Godsperm You produce into one of several size categories. From smallest to largest: Nanosperm, Tadsperm, Fistsperm, Melonsperm, and Boulder Sperm. Godsperm larger than Boulder use the same sizes as sluts: Kaiju, Titan, Planet, Star, and Intergalactic!

Godsperm Forms

Your glorious Godsperm comes in countless forms and with varied capabilities! It is impossible for us to detail every possible variation Your divine Orbliterators can produce, but a quaint list follows below. Entire world-spanning religions revolve around specific classes of Godsperm not even mentioned here!
  Godsperm forms are classified by the capability of the cells or fluid itself, are not by delivery method — that, is not by how it emerges from Your Orbliterators. For that, see Fucknukes.
  When a Godsperm form is listed by tier, note that this applies to every individual sperm. A single Empress-tier Godsperm for example is likely to be on equal footing against any Empress in consensual combat.

Stunt	T	Type	Summary
Godsperm Grenade	4	Fire	A heavy Godsperm that eventually explodes into a violent burst of even more Godsperm.
Soulsperm	2	Ghost	A Godsperm imbued with the soul of a lucky slut!
Spermberg	5	Ice	Gigantic chunks of frozen Godsperm floating through the depths of space or icy oceans.
Spermspear	4	Steel	A single rigid Godsperm the size of a lance, with a head ending in a sharp point.
Spermsteel	1	Steel	Miraculous metal used for forging legendary weapons and armor wielded by Spermknights.