Spermberg

Spermberg
Tier	5. Empress	Type	Ice
Size	4. Boulder

Spermbergs are gigantic chunks of deep-frozen Godsperm, found most often floating in the depths of space or icy oceans. Typically these occur from fucknukes You delivered in the distant past—often from the Big Bang that created our entire universe.
  Particularly noteworthy are cosmic spermbergs. There are countless asteroid fields of spermbergs floating through every galaxy known to us. Exceptionally fortunate worlds might pull in these cosmic bodies to become meteor impacts, and such impacts are known to have seeded new life on otherwise inanimate worlds. Industrious sluts even harvest them via deep-space mining!
  Whenever a spermberg makes impact or otherwise melts, the Godsperm within break out of their stasis as vigorously as if they had just awoken from a nap—which often means impregnating all of us lucky enough to be nearby!