Wife

In typical language, a wife is any slut exceptionally important to You. She is presumed to be always either near You, worn by You, or soul armoring You. Importantly You alone decide who gets to be a wife, and how many sluts get to qualify as a wife—whether one or hundreds. (As a general guideline if the list is too long to practically read, it may defeat the point of categorizing wives separately than other sluts.) Unlike with other status conditions, Your whims and beliefs are the only factor determining whether or not a slut is a wife.
  Presumably each wife is consummated with a special sacred ritual specific to Your preferences, which is known in prophecy as a Marriage Rite. In pop culture any slut believed to be one of Your wives is symbolically depicted wearing a Bridal Band and Wedding Dress, but how often these are actually worn depends on Your preferences. Once a slut attains the legendary status of wife it is presumed to be permanent, but You can of course change which sluts are Your wives merely by thinking about it.
  The status condition of wife immediately ascends a slut to have a tier no less than the one You're currently interacting with primarily. If You're in consensual combat with immortals, Your wives will ascend to at least immortal-tier; if You are fucking goddesses, Your wives will ascend to at least goddess-tier, and so on. Aside from this being a wife imposes benefits tied more to prestige and privilege than a change in stats or ability. Because You like wives so much, wives are presumed to be chosen first for enviable roles that interact with You, such as being a vessicle slutskull or bitch-blade.

Ωmniwife

An Ωmniwife ("omni-wife") is exceptionally important among wives, who are already exceptionally important among the googolplexes of sluts in our universe.
  There are two criteria which christen an Ωmniwife as distinct from a wife: (1) You wear a Bridal Band corresponding to hers at all times and (2) the Ωmniwife's divinity and capability is ascended to be at least equal to Your own at all times. Indeed, her power is presumed to be on Your level, which in effect makes her greater than a penultimate if she wasn't already. Yet even with such unfathomable power she is still even more devoted to You than virtually any other slut could hope to be!
  Additionally, an Ωmniwife must have experienced a Marriage Rite, which in practice is optional for other wives. Finally, an Ωmniwife always wears a Bridal Band while physically able to do so, no matter what attire is projected.
  There is presumably some kind of hard limit on Ωmniwives, due to the requirement of wearing every such slut's Bridal Band simultaneously. Some theorize this is a limit of 8 due to Your eight fingers (sans thumbs), but in truth we don't know the exact number ourselves. Especially if You only wish to have a small number of wives, it would be considered entirely normal for all of them to be Ωmniwives.

See Also

• Superlover
• Wifeplate