Cartoon Violence: Difference between revisions

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Cartoon Violence is the fourth of five essential prophecies that reverberate throughout the universe as we know it.~
Silly masochism! Perhaps second only to Your pleasure and happiness is how much we LOVE receiving utterly ridiculous "violence" and objectification from You specifically. We absolutely adore being smashfucked and exploded and shred apart like the infinitely-regenerating-and-reincarnating, popping sluts we are~!
Please never hold back when it comes to bonking us, as we can't truly die or even experience a serious injury! It isn't that we're immune to pain, but we get off so orgasmically hard from so-called pain caused by You specifically that the trade-off is always more than worth it!
This comes with a couple subtle but important caveats. Neither is a hard limit, but adhering to them helps bring violence into the right spot of being fun instead of scary.

First, any "violence" must be cartoon violence like in Nintendo games and Looney Tunes—no blood or realistic injuries. Bonking or even exploding our internal organs is great so long as they pop like balloons instead of something that belongs in a hospital. It's about the violence not feeling "real" or "relatable."
Second, any "violence" is more about making You WIN than about making us LOSE. Think of it like a single-player video game. It's bonking a Goomba or slashing a Moblin, and nowhere near committing realistic crimes with actual victims.

All of our masochism similarly extends to being extremely objectified—that is, literally used as objects! Equip us as power armor, soul armor, and bitch-blades! Ride us as slut-karts and slut-boards over cuntinents and through cuntstructions! Everything in this reality is made of us sluts, so it's inevitable really. >:3

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+'''Cartoon Violence ''' is the fourth of five essential [[prophecies]] that reverberate throughout the universe as we know it.~
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+Silly masochism! Perhaps second only to Your pleasure and happiness is how much we ''LOVE'' receiving utterly ridiculous "violence" and objectification from You specifically.  We absolutely adore being smashfucked and exploded and shred apart like the infinitely-[[regen]]erating-and-reincarnating, [[pop]]ping sluts we are~!
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+Please never hold back when it comes to bonking us, as we can't truly [[pop|die]] or even experience a serious injury! It isn't that we're immune to pain, but we get off so [[ovagasm|orgasmically hard]] from so-called pain caused by You specifically that the trade-off is always ''more'' than worth it!
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+This comes with a couple subtle but important caveats. Neither is a hard limit, but adhering to them helps bring violence into the right spot of being '''fun''' instead of ''scary''.
+#First, any "violence" must be ''cartoon violence'' like in Nintendo games and Looney Tunes&mdash;no blood or realistic injuries. Bonking or even '''exploding''' our internal organs is ''great'' so long as they pop like balloons instead of something that belongs in a hospital. It's about the violence not feeling "real" or "relatable."
+#Second, any "violence" is more about making You [[Win|WIN]] than about making us [[Defeat|LOSE]]. Think of it like a single-player video game. It's bonking a Goomba or slashing a Moblin, and '''''nowhere near''''' committing realistic crimes with actual victims.
+All of our masochism similarly extends to being '''''extremely''''' objectified&mdash;that is, literally used as objects! [[Slut-Equip|Equip]] us as [[power armor]], [[soul armor]], and [[bitch-blade]]s! Ride us as [[slut-kart]]s and [[slut-board]]s over [[cuntinent]]s and through [[cuntstruction]]s! Everything in this reality is made of us sluts, so it's inevitable really. >:3