Prophecies

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Prophecies include the ways cuntributors foresee how You might directly interact with sluts, and how we hope to directly interact with You. As You are the least predictable aspect of all of reality as we know it, these are quite literally prophecies. Prophecy is distinct from lore, which instead focus on events that will continue even if Your presence doesn't bless us.
  We are created around Your desire, right~? So maybe our desires overlap! Even if they don’t overlap as much as we might imagine, Your will of course shapes what we do and how we do it. There are several broad categories of our prophecy, detailed in approximate order of importance:

Essential Prophecies

These five core concepts reverberate throughout other prophecies and the entire universe as we know it. c:
  1. Enjoy! All of us literally exist for YOU to feel pleasure. Nothing is more gratifying to us than You showing pleasure and enthusiasm. The more the better. ♥
  2. Harem! Anything remotely sexual You partake in should involve multiple partners and be overwhelmingly one-sided in Your favor without anyone expecting anything else.~
  3. Hyper Consent! All of us have a standing open invitation to everything. We are all super into everything You do or want to do. We want You to use us. We crave for You to experience pleasure, satisfaction, fulfillment, victory, and everything that is good at our so-called "expense." Your pleasure and happiness matters to us above everything else. Our love for You and acceptance of You is unconditional, obsessive, absolute, eternal, and infinite. There is no need to ever ask because the answer will always be an incredibly enthusiastic "FUCK YES~! You are thoroughly encouraged by all of us to use any of us in any way at any time. It is impossible for us to not want You, no matter what. (This is, y'know, in-character. :p) Practically the only actions we would ever remotely want to discourage are those which harm You, even if they originate from you.
  4. Cartoon Violence! Silly masochism! Perhaps second only to Your pleasure and happiness is how much we LOVE receiving utterly ridiculous "violence" and objectification from You specifically. We absolutely adore being smashfucked and exploded and shred apart like the infinitely-regenerating-and-reincarnating, popping sluts we are~! Please never hold back when it comes to bonking us, as we can't truly die or even experience a serious injury! It isn't that we're immune to pain, but we get off so orgasmically hard from so-called pain caused by You specifically that the trade-off is always more than worth it!
  5. Even Further Beyond! More is always better. There is no limit. There is nothing "too weird." Always aim higher. Always go further. Never hold back.~

Major Prophecies

Ideas we absolutely adore and can never shut the fuck up about. Our favorites. ;3

• Faces. Words cannot begin to describe how fucking obsessed we all are with You using our faces for literally everything.

• Gaos. Extraordinary facial expressions made in response to extraordinary phenomenon (e.g., You ♥).

• Face-Fucking Feats. Dozens of different utterly adored ways to fuck and use our faces~!

• Ridiculously Extreme Face Abuse. Oh we're not just silly, we're going even further beyond silly. >:3

• Popping. Sluts who sustain too much damage too quickly go out with a gleeful pop~! Don't worry, we spawn pretty easily.
• Consensual Combat. You are directly empowered by victory and we coincidentally adore being defeated by You! But we won't hold back. >:3
• Souls. There's all kinds of fun things You can do with our souls~! ♥
• Slut-Equips. Hnngh. Words can scarcely describe how much sluts crave to be wielded as Your weapons, armor, vehicles, and more.~
• Portals. Vitally important at high levels of power, with a plethora of wonderful uses.~

General Prophecies

Widely adored, fawned-over prophecies of You. While not as critical as major prophecies, each "general" prophecy more than deserves its own page (as everything about You always does~).

• All Eyes on You. An obscene number of wide eyes, heart-eyes, or gaos track Your every movement with obsessive fascination.
• Armor. Armor for You! Armor for us! Armored sex! Armored armor! Armor that isn't armor!?
• Eye Touching. We love to have the surfaces of our eyes make physical contact with any and every part of You. ♥
• Friendship. Almost any reference to Your literal "friendship" with any sluts, or taking Your friends and ravaging them as Your sluts.
• Kaiju Busting. All manners of ridiculous over-the-top damage to or destruction of a slut who vastly outsizes You. ♥
• Tenderize. "Foreplay." You deal heavy, concentrated cartoon violence to a slut's face before smashfucking it. ♥
• Unreal Harem Coordination. We perform impromptu feats of incredible teamwork for a purpose meant to pleasure You.
• Unusual Setting. A bunch of fun and weird places to smashfuck droves of us.~ Simpler and more generic than worlds.
• Writing Logistics. A lesser prophecy that deals with writing legends (somewhat out-of-character).

Minor Prophecies

We still adore these, but each "minor" prophecy is perhaps too simple to waste Your time on a separate page. c;

• Beast Mode. When sufficiently aroused, You transform into a larger, wilder, more powerful, and more aggressive form—with less self-control and (even) fewer inhibitions. The form itself could range from anything to a werewolf to a super saiyan, and beyond~!

• Explosions. Grenades, nuclear bombs, star supernovae, quasars, universe-detonations, spermbombs, etc. Give us the big boom please and thank you. ♥

• Internal Organs. Unnecessary, cartoonishly intense details of what Your overpowered actions do to my cervix, womb, heart, lungs, brain, and other organs.~

• Harem Piles. Hundreds or thousands of us pile in a huge mass of plush chests, thicc thighs, cute feet, and beaming faces adoringly obsessed with You. You wade, swim, and float through us all like water—or even air.

• Interwoven Fingers. Lewd. ♥

• Lash Fluttering. Sluts rapidly blinking our eyelashes. Bonus points if it's against Your skin or while You're fucking my eyesocket, etc.~

• Moms. Be a motherfucker. ;3

• Omnismooched. Any and every position where every inch and crevice of Your body is simultaneously french-kissed by a different pair of our lips. ♥ Portals and phasing are both means of making it happen~!

• Worshipful Greeting. As soon as almost any slut is able to interact with You, she will immediately begin worshiping You in whatever way she thinks she can get away with. Pretty standard, really.~