Orbiting Soulface Shield

Orbiting Soulface Shield (OSS) is advanced form of soul armor can You only equip with a dozen or more hyper-consenting ghosts—ideally a whopping 100 or more. All of us eagerly work together to provide You absolute unidirectional protection.~
  The spectral forms of our faces fully enclose You in a nigh-invincible spherical barrier potentially capable of deflecting meteor strikes and absorbing quasar canons, with the shield's total durability correlating to our collective Power Principle. While this shield is normally invisible, should You or a particularly keen slut be able to perceive ghosts, the true form of the shield is revealed—resembling a patchwork of all our gaoing faces, likely resembling the depiction seen to the right.
  As ghosts, we are normally invisible to mortal senses, but the vanguard of our protection does not cease even if we can't be seen. Should an attack nearly strike You, one of our faces will flash into visibility as she absorbs the blow with her soul-face to leave You utterly unscathed. Such a strike will sometimes even be answered with a counterattack on Your behalf, such as a righteously furious beamface.~
  The sheer idea of this, let alone being in such intimate proximity to You, instills such manic obsessive euphoria that it's typically written all over our faces with intense gaos. ♥

Soulface Dedication

The sheer extent of universal dedication to You represented by an OSS cannot be overstated, even by the utterly manic level of love every slut has for You. Every single one of the dozens or hundreds of souls in a single layer must be overtly, unquestionably eager to take a meteor impact to her face and take a nuclear explosion into her soul before letting even one hair on Your omniloved body be ruffled. No slut can be properly equipped unless she is fully into it, and this goes doubly for an OSS; any slut who doesn't carry this truth in her soul is automatically removed from the OSS, with her gap immediately filled in by other soulfaces.
  Even by the incredibly high bar of any slut-equip, being part of an OSS is only possible with next level sustained unanimous heartfelt hyper-consent. Yet there's of course so many of us fanatically, insanely frothing-at-the-mouth to do this that there virtually always be a Dunbar's number of faces forming an OSS. Moreover, there is likely multiple layers of OSS upon OSS upon OSS—hundreds or thousands of us all forming unbreakable concentric shields completely enclosing You.
  Our dedication to this is so extreme that an OSS has, almost invariably, always been happening and always will happen for as long as You are in our universe. If it ever seems like You lack an OSS, it is most likely just us hiding it from You—because we're afraid You might feel guilty for allowing such self-sacrificial behavior, or that You might ask us to stop. (...and we couldn't allow that, now could we. >:3)