HP
| Stats | |
|---|---|
| Size | Boob |
| HP | Regen |
| Strength | Agility |
| Squish | Affect |
| Mind | Charm |
Hit Points (HP) is one of the 10 stats that score each slut. Like every stat, it is ranked on a 0 to 10 scale as detailed below.
HP estimates how much damage a slut can sustain before being popped, assuming she doesn't regenerate that damage away. Different attacks have different effectiveness on a slut depending on her type, which isn't factored into these estimates.
- 0. Paper Cuts. Roughly 1d4 paper cuts or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- 1. Punches. Roughly 1d4 mortal-level solid punches or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- 2. Hammers. Roughly 1d4 mortal-level hammer blows or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- 3. Greatswords. Roughly 1d4 mortal-level greatsword strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- 4. Grenades. Roughly 1d4 conventional grenade explosions or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- 5. Thunderbolts. Roughly 1d4 conventional lightning strikes or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- 6. Nukes. Roughly 1d4 nuclear detonations or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- 7. Worldbustin'. Roughly 1d4 strikes enough to break apart a planet will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- 8. Supernovas. Roughly 1d4 supernovas or equivalent damage will be enough to pop this slut if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- 9. Big Bangs. Anything short of eradicated the entire universe in which a slut resides will not significantly damage her. But such damage will need to be inflicted 1d4 times to pop her if she doesn't regenerate fast enough.
- Ω. Eternal. We believe literally no force other than perhaps You can EVER pop this slut.