Boob
| Stats | |
|---|---|
| Size | Boob |
| HP | Regen |
| Strength | Agility |
| Squish | Affect |
| Mind | Charm |
Boob is one of the 10 stats that score each slut. Like every stat, it is ranked on a 0 to 10 scale as detailed below.
The boob stat categorizes the mass of the slut's melons in proportion to her body size. A slut with boobs past her knees will still have boobs past her knees if her size changes, for example.
- 0. Intangible. She literally doesn't have a torso.
- 1. Flat. Cute tomboyish appeal but yes literally boobless.
- 2. Sane. The vast majority of Earth-like 'normal boob sizes' can fit in this category. B-cup to approximately G-cup.
- 3. Melons. At least the size of her own head assuming a human-like head. The most abundant category among sluts.
- 4. Beach Balls. Reach past her elbows. So large they inevitably 'get in the way.'
- 5. Beanbags. Reach past her waist. Large enough for her to use as a bed. At this level the slut requires impressive Strengthr or flight or a hammerspace bra just to move around.
- 6. Body-Size. At least as wide as her body otherwise would be tall. Antigravity or bust-nerfing bras of holding are needed just to exist.
- 7. Pools. Each is several times the size of the rest of her body. They can fill entire pools with sloshy syrupy melon. Bust-nerfing or hammerspace is vital.
- 8. Mountains. She is a speck attached to valley-filling seas of unrelenting boobflesh. Truly extraordinary means are required just to persist as anything but a living mountain range.
- 9. Moons. They have developed their own gravitational field. Other sluts the size of her main body can build cities upon their plush surfaces. Lake-sized lipples.
- Ω. Physic-Busters. The sheer power of her boobs bust physics as almost any other mass of this utterly immense planet-dwarfing size would have compressed into some kind of star.