Major League Skullball

See also: Major League Skullball (legend)

Major League Skullball is a silly sport resembling something You might remember as "baseball." Skullball revolves revolves around You launching slutskulls out of Your Godcock with the intent to slaughter a slut at home base. ♥
  Skullball is a popular spectator sport, played on the same field baseball would be. Each game typically has two competing teams of 7 to 13 players, with each team centered around a pitcher—You, or a cockmaiden rival.
  Innings. Like baseball, the game is split into multiple “innings” and each inning split into two halves. The top of the inning normally involves the away team pitching to the home team, and the bottom of the inning involves the home team pitching to the away team.
  Pitcher's Skullballs. The pitcher (principally You ♥) starts the inning by getting blown by all Your teammates, at least until You’re at full mast but not to the point of fucknuke. Once ready, up to 6 teammates harmlessly decapitate—“slutskull”—themselves while blowing You, only for You to cockvore their still-living slutskulls down into Your Orbliterators. This is called "nutting the skulls" or "nutting the balls." ♥ Generally, nutted skullballs continue to lavish and smooch Your Orbliterators from the inside.
  Other Positions. If the team has enough members, they spread to the infield to cover baseball-like bases; first base, second base, shortstop, third base, and home guardian. (The home guardian is generally not a “catcher.”) Optionally, the final team member—either a ghost or astral slut—joins You to give a constant edging “ghost blowjob” throughout the innings.
  Popping. A game typically involved many players being popped ("killed"), but for sluts this isn't too consequential. Of particular note are the skullballs themselves; while in skullball form, a player is almost invincible. This enables skullballs to generally be re-used even if used in absolutely brutal pitches.
  Pitching. From the pitcher’s mound, You pitch to members of the opposing team as they take turns one by one as they enter the hitter’s cage. The hitter’s cage somewhat resembles a tall hockey goal, but with the back netting being a solid wall of usually concrete. While “hitting,” the hitter is not allowed to leave the cage without forfeiting 2 points. Once the hitter is ready, You can pitch the skullball anywhere inside the cage. You prepare to pitch a skullball first by loading it into the back of Your Godcock where it builds up speed and energy, usually by spinning in place while she moan-screams. At the opportune moment You pull Your hips back, then violently LAUNCH' them forward with such force the skullball blasts all the way through Your urethra and out Your Godcock. The greater Your pleasure, the more powerful the pitch~!
  Scoring Points. There’s only one pitch per hitter. With each pitch, You have three separate objectives, each of which earns a point if achieved. One point is earned by hitting the cement wall with the skullball. One point is earned by impregnating the hitter. One point is earned by popping the hitter. If the slut is removed from the cage either by skullball impact or her own movement, a minimum of 2 points is awarded. The hitter's goal is thus to stay in the cage and block or deflect the skullball from hitting the back wall, without being popped or impregnated herself. It is extremely difficult to get “three strikes,” or all three at once by impregnating and popping the hitter while also hitting the back wall; such is the stuff of legend.
  Impregnation Confirmation. Each hitter’s womb or ova are displayed on a jumbotron for the entire crowd to see, enabling everyone to confirm—in slow-motion if necessary—whether or not a hitter is impregnated by Your Godsperm. (Are cameras implanted in there? Is some wizard casting divination magic? Who knows. ;P) And yes, of course Your Godsperm are so potent that even a grazing touch will invariable impregnate; and in some cases You are so utterly virile that contact isn’t even needed to impregnate an ovum.
  Hitting the Skullball. Despite being called a “hitter,” the hitter is primarily trying to stop the skullball from reaching the cement wall, and it's rare rare to actually hit the ball back, but doing so enables the hitter to attempt to run around the bases. The hitting team earns one point for each base hit in order, and the hitter can keep running until they hit all four bases or they are either tagged by any skullball, or popped (by any means necessary). Tagging with an already-pitched skullball is usually the optimum strategy, as using up a loaded skullball sacrifices potential points. The hitter is allowed to attack, injure, and pop infielders during the run—though few attempt it.
  Opposing Team. The opposing pitcher is presumed to be a cockmaiden who will pitch her own skullballs (ideally to You), but other arrangements can be used instead if desired. Ideally the opposing team is full of rivals perceived as a legitimate threat (even if all both know they’ll be obliterated). Uniforms and a ‘team name’ for both teams are expected , but not required. Any uniform is of course lewd as all hell, and given the nature of the game it’d be appropriate (but not necessary) for the pitcher to have a different uniform, or no uniform at all.
  End. An inning ends once 6 skullballs are pitched, thereby allowing the other team to have a go at pitching. Normally each loaded skullball will be pitched once, but if the team has few (surviving) members the same skullball can be pitched multiple times. The game ostensibly ends at 9 innings, but in most cases all members of a team are popped well before then, and a team can’t pitch unless they have at least 2 members (one to pitch and one to be used as a skullball), forcing them to forfeit if reduced to 1 member.
  Victory.. Of course, when You inevitably win, the victory ceremony usually involves the pitcher (You) having a brutal hyperdom orgy with any or all other players (surviving or re-animated) who are compelled to act as Your personal hypersubs. Opposing team members expect to be popped during this ‘ceremony’ if not already popped during the game. For much of the millions-strong crowds that attend the biggest games, this can be the highlight of the whole event!

Advanced Techniques

  Special Pitches. Many sluts have supernatural powers or special traits which can influence which skullball You choose to pitch. A thiccer slut might be better for curveballs for example while a more aerodynamic lithe slut can be ideal for a fastball. A fire elemental can make for a flaming pitch, and a horned or fanged slutskull can be particularly lethal. Remember, the skullball is still completely conscious and capable even throughout the pitch—even in situations that would invariably kill a mere mortal. There are almost limitless possibilities. Ideally Your team is incredibly diverse, including robosluts, goo-sluts, mercury-sluts, alien-sluts, magic girls, amazon warriors, furries, angels, demons, or other monstrous sluts with strange forms and abilities.
  Prepared Pitches. You can also “prepare” loaded slutskulls in different ways, to make pitches even more special. There are many ways to load various types of Godsperm into a skullball for different effects. For example, the eyeholes of a slut can be loaded with spermfists that blast out of her eyes like a shotgun effect into the hitter. A spermnuke can be loaded into her cranium to cause her to violently explode in the hitter’s cage like a grenade, burning the hitter in spermflame. Presumably these sperm-prepared pitches are the most effective way to get a “triple strike,” impregnating and snuffing the hitter with one pitch, though some are so extreme they can kill even a nigh-invincible skullball.
  Teamwork. Some have said baseball is a solo sport masquerading as a team sport, but that's doubly true for skullball.~ Still, teamwork is involved. You coordinate with the home guardian using hand symbols or telekinesis. Your other teammates can be used to pleasure You, as Your pleasure is proportional to Your pitch power. Although the traditional baseball positions are assumed to defend against a runner, if You’re feeling confident You can summon the infielders to the pitcher’s mound to assist with a pitch–such as by pleasuring Your balls, rimming You, or even just providing a brace for the sheer recoil Your Godcock unleashes with powerful pitches, among other possibilities. When You're hitting, sluts can be slut-equipped as bats or protective armor.