Storm Storm is a niche melee attack some prophesize You will execute on a lucky slut, usually while in mid-air. This stunt is infamous for not only being particularly silly but exceptionally brutal!
Immediately after You STOMP down on my lips and nose with a footstool that would normally spring You upward, my eyes erupt into shocked awoogao. In that exact moment You awoograb my outstretched eyes, preventing them from snapping back into my head. Using this newfound grip You immediately begin to rain down a furious flurry of lightning-fast bare-foot STOMPS down into my face, each one dealing incredible damage to my lips, tongue, nose, cheeks, and forehead! The awoograb keeps me from being sent flying from each impact; the rubber-band like quality of My awoogao eyes instead causes me to bounce back face-first towards You after every kick!
Even though every single stomp feels to me like a motherfucking meteor strike square to the peckers, to You the impossible squish of my face feels like pounding a pillow of plush pudding. Not only that but You know I'll be delivering an everloving smooch to the sole with every single smashing stomp!!
While in theory this stomping storm can continue indefinitely, it might end early when my stretching eyes finally SNAP entirely out of my face, leaving me in voidgao (until my eyes regen) as the final double-footed dropkick either sends me soaring or smashes me down into the ground!
