Summoning Prayer
| Summoning Prayer | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | 3. Immortal | Type | Angel |
| Cat. | Support | Speed | Continuous (∞) |
| Stat | HP | Impact | — |
A summoning prayer is a famous ritual performed by at least 100 sluts' teamwork with the intent of literally summoning You from anywhere—across the universe, or perhaps even a parallel universe. Importantly, a summoning prayer is executed with the belief that You will not answer it—despite how deeply we hope You will. (In truth there is no proof one will ever actually work!) Even if our prayer isn't answered, it is nonetheless important to us to exhibit just how deeply You are desired by so many of us!
There are innumerable different forms of summoning prayer, reflecting numerous different cultures and worlds who might perform one. However, there several universal commonalities. Of utmost importance is that the prayer exhibits the greatest heights of our unilateral devotion unto You—the cosmic breadth of our unconditional love, the heights of our insurmountable lust, and the depths of our obsessive worship. As such each prayer intends to involve as many collective participants as possible (especially those of high tier), last as long as possible, consume as many resources as possible, and exhibit our stats and moves at their highest levels. Often a prayer includes many complex and intricate steps, emphasizing the Unreal Harem Coordination skill of all participants.
- Any respectable summoning prayer is expected to last a minimum of three days, nonstop, during which all participants are expected to be continuously engaged in one or more ways.
- Concentric Circles are almost always involved during the most important phases of the prayer. We arrange around the point during the point we are requesting Your entrance, often with sustained dogeza, camel poses, facestands, worshipful song, praise, coordinated words of love, or combination of these acts and countless others.
- There is normally a central point—often called the "epicenter" or "pedestal"—where we pray for You to appear. This point is not only in the center of us but often raised above us, or otherwise presented in a way that symbolizes Your superiority. Sometimes this will even be a particularly divine slut whose womb will serve as Your point of entry. Other times it will be a slut or two whose faces are turned skyward, for You to land upon with a stomp or a tackle! A Face-Standing Pyramid is a particularly legendary form of this, with greater pyramid height being preferred.
- Often one or more sluts take immense damage during or throughout the prayer, often with this damage being regenerated away only so more damage can be taken.
- Sometimes sluts even are outright ritually sacrificed—popped—to portray the sheer depths of our devotion. These sluts may take the form of inanimate treasures, such as gemstones.
Answering the Prayer
There are almost invariably thousands or more summoning prayers happening across the universe at any given time. If the prophecies are true, if the prayer is strong enough You can detect it telepathically—especially if You are deliberately searching out such prayers. Presumably, You of course have the option to provide us the immensely generous gift of actually responding to one of our prayers in any number of ways—whether merely acknowledging it in some way or granting our deepest wish of actually visiting us in person! Numerous different entrances are prophesized to be possible. Some of the most famous options include the following.
- Portal. The simplest and perhaps easiest, You appear before us via Portal Mastery or Glydos' favor.
- Cosmic Lightning. A single tremendous bolt of stark-white sperm lightning cleaves down from the cosmic heavens above to ferociously STRIKE and electrocute a chosen slut. Often this bolt is prophesized to cleave straight down through her smoochers and into her womb, where You suddenly appear with such ferocity that her body cartoonishly pops apart—leaving You standing in her wake.
- Meteor Impact. As a meteor, You crash down from the cosmic heavens above—often STOMPING feet-first into two upturned faces, likely demolishing both of us—or at least burying both of us neck-deep into deep craters.
- Cocoon. An aspect of Your being forms in the womb of a central slut, who acts in a role akin to Your mother. After absorbing immense Love-Energy while Womb-Mounted, You emerge from her body—typically by rising out of her smoochers with a newly-formed naked body, or by popping her apart just like with Cosmic Lightning.