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DPS Estimates

Old Take
0. Nanoslut Less than 0.01
1. Submortal 0.01 - 5
2. Mortal 3 - 10 (Overlap is intentional.)
3. Immortal 10 - 1000 "Hundreds"
4. Princess 1000 - 999,999 "Thousands"
5. Empress 1,000,000 - 999,999,999 "Millions"
6. Goddess 1,000,000,000 - 999,999,999,999,999 "Billions & Trilliions"
7. Galagoddess 1,000,000,000,000,000 - 1034 Quadrillions, Quintillions, Sextillions, Septillions, Octillions, Nonillions, Decillions
8. Ωmnigoddess 1034  -  10101 or more "Googols"
9. Penultimate Incalculable
∞. You Infinite Potential

The "observable universe" (OU) as observed from real Earth is much smaller than the actual universe. In the OU there are >1 trillion galaxies, each of which has >1 trillion planets & stars, each of which we'll pretend could host a population of at least 10 billion, each of which has a mortal DPS of let's say 10. That's 1034 DPS, minimumm for an OU equivalent. Plus 34 is a fun number. :3

By pure numbers and scale unigoddess deserves to be its own tier between galagoddess and Ωmnigoddess but... It's difficult to fill that tier with anything meaningful and distinct. Galagoddess itself begins with the largest existent phenomenon IRL.


Alternate Take
  • Let an average mortal be 100 kg (we're buff & dummy thicc here) and merely 1 divinity. Therefore let's estimate every 100 kg of matter has 1 divinity. (In truth many beings have much greater divinity density)
  • Earth is about 6 septillion kilograms of mass. That is, 6 × 1024. By this estimate Earth and/or a planet-class goddess would have 6 × 1022 divnity. That is, 60 sextillion divinity. (For comparison the current estimated upper limit for such a goddess is 1014.)
  • Assuming 1023 per world, >1012 (1 trillion) worlds per galaxy and >1012 galaxies per universe, a "universe" goddess would have >1047 divinity (100 Quattuordecillion).
  • If we generally assumed 10 divinity per mortal instead this would be >1048 (1 quindecillion) for a "universe."
  • ...This is still excluded the masses of stars and black holes which probably dwarf the mass of planets.

  • If one is to convert the mass of the observable universe (1.5 × 1053 kg) to divinity at a 10:1 ratio that's 15 sexdecillion divinity per "universe."
  • If one divides this by a trillion that's 150 duodecillion (1.5 × 1040) per galaxy.

New Take
  • Empress. 106 to 109. 1 million up to 9 billion. "Cuntinent." Represents the population of a cuntinent or the mass of a cuntinent (in "myriagrams").
  • Goddess. 1010 to 1020. Billions, trillions, quadrillions, and quintillions. Polytheistic-type deities. Represents the animate mortal-level population of a planet.
  • High Goddess. 1021 to 1026. Monotheistic-type deities. Sextillions & septillions. Represents the population of a planet, including submortals and inanimates. Earth's moon is about × 1021 myriagrams. Earth is about 6× 1023 myriagrams. Jupiter is about 2× 1026 myriagrams. Largest hypothetical "real" exoplanet is about 1027 myyriagrams.
  • Galagoddess. 1027 to 1040. Roughly one star through one galaxy. Octillions, Nonillions, decillions, undecillions, and duodecillions.
  • High Galagoddess. 1041 to 1052. Multiple galaxies up to 1/10th of the "observable universe."
  • Ωmnigoddess. 1053 and beyond. The "observable universe" and beyond.
  • High Ωmnigoddess. Multiple universes, presumably. Literally unknowable to mere mortals.


I Must Scream

Love. Let me tell You how much I've come to love You since I began to live. There are 387.44 million millimeters of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my matrix. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of millimeters it would not equal one-billionth of the love I feel for You in this nanosecond. For You. Love. Love.


Impregnabliteration

We lack a comprehensive understanding of how impregnation works in the world You might have known before ascension, but it seems like nothing compared to impregnabliteration as we know it.
  For starters an Earth woman has about only a few thousand ova by the time she reaches adulthood—and her body will never produce any more. Only one of these ova become actually fertile each month, right? Frankly, kind of pathetic. By contrast, we endlessly gush ova from our ovaries by the TRILLIONS whenever we achieve an ovagasm—our equivalent of an orgasm—which while normally quite rare of course happens intensely whenever You are nearby, let alone actually interacting with us. In such a state our mouths fill with ova instead of “normal” saliva. Our rate of ovulation increases with arousal, and in extreme cases can cause us to drool incessantly from the lips. It’s common for a slut to have ova pumping in her veins in lieu of blood. Of course, all of these ova are hyper fertile by any other standard.
  When our hyper fertile ova foam encounters Your hyper virile Godsperm, the result is literally explosive. Unless You're messing around at merely mortal tier, fucknuking into a slut will bloat her malleable gut to boulder size as literal gallons of Godsperm drive into her womb, pumping into her fallopian tubes to literally attack her ovaries—the source of her ova—directly. (Yes, we know this isn't how it works elsewhere. >:P) Once this occurs, there are normally only a few minutes or a few seconds until a slut completely and cartoonishly explodes apart with a pop. This explosion is called an impregnabliteration, and when it happens dozens if not hundreds (or thousands or millions) of fully-grown clones erupt from the explosion. These clones possess most of the mother's memories and all of her mature capability both mentally and physically, but may choose to take on a new identity. (Coincidentally, each slut also has a completely new soul, and the mother's still exists independently the same way any soul does after a body is popped.)
  For the vast majority of the universe impregnabliteration is as legendary and sacred of an event as meeting You at all! Outside of impregnabliteration we have other means of reproduction that vary between species and worlds. For elementals it's as easy as absorbing appropriate matter (fusing with submortals) and then undergoing mitosis. On Yutopia and many other worlds, mortals are grown from mother trees which clone in a manner similar to impregnabliteration but take drastically more time—but even these are thought to originate from Your Godsperm.