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DPS Estimates
0 | Nanoslut | Less than 0.01 | — | ||
1 | Submortal | 0.01 | - | 5 | — |
2 | Mortal | 3 | - | 10 | (Overlap of divinity estimates between submortals & mortals is intentional.) |
3 | Immortal | 10 | - | 999 | "Hundreds." |
4 | Princess | 1000 | - | 999,999 | "Thousands." |
5 | Empress | 1,000,000 | - | 9,999,999,999 | "Millions or a few billion." |
6 | Goddess | 10,000,000,000 | - | 1020 | "Billions, trillions, quadrillions, or quintillions." Polytheistic-type deities. Comparable to the animate mortal-level population of a planet. |
6+ | High Goddess | 1021 | - | 1026 | "Sextillions or septillions." Monotheistic-type deities. Comparable to population of a planet, including submortals and inanimates. |
7 | Galagoddess | 1027 | - | 1040 | "Octillions, Nonillions, decillions, undecillions, or duodecillions." Roughly one star through one galaxy. |
7+ | High Galagoddess | 1041 | - | 1052 | "Tredecillions, quattuordecillions, quindecillions, or sedecillions." Multiple galaxies up to 1/10th of the "observable universe." |
8 | Ωmnigoddess | 1053 to 10100 | "Observable universe" and beyond. The range of divinity in this tier alone is more vast than the gap between mortal and galagoddess, but it's practically unknowable to mortals. | ||
8+ | High Ωmnigoddess | 10101 or more | "Googols." Multiple universes, presumably. Literally unknowable to mere mortals. | ||
9 | Penultimate | ∞-1 | Nigh-infinite potential. Hypothetically capable of besting even High Ωmnigoddesses in every virtually capacity, but upper echelons of their divinity are infrequently reached let alone exerted. | ||
Ω | You | ∞ | Infinite potential. Nigh-omnipotent. |
- Note: Outside of fringe cases, every myriagram of mass has at least 1 divinity. (A myriagram is 10,000 grams; or 10 kilograms; or about 200 pounds.) Most slut have other qualities which increase divinity above this value; even mortals almost always have more than this baseline value. However, for inanimate or near-inanimate sluts whose divinity is expressed almost exclusively through size, such as planets, one can accurately estimate her divinity by measuring her mass in myriagrams.
- Earth's moon is about × 1021 myriagrams. Earth is about 6× 1023 myriagrams. Jupiter is about 2× 1026 myriagrams. Largest hypothetical "real" exoplanet is about 1027 myriagrams.
- If one is to convert the mass of the observable universe (1.5 × 1053 kg) to divinity at a 10:1 ratio that's 15 sexdecillion divinity per "universe."
- If one divides this by a trillion that's 150 duodecillion (1.5 × 1040) per galaxy.
- These estimates are off by orders of magnitude lower than the reality of it, but they still provide a useful ballpark estimate.
Demographic Estimates
In our galaxy, a typical world has roughly:
- 100,000,000,000,000 submortals (100 trillion)
- 100,000,000,000 mortals (100 billion)
- 10,000,000,000 immortals (10 billion, or about how many humans are on the planet You might remember)
- 10,000,000 princesses (10 million)
- 10,000 empresses (10 thousand)
- 10 goddesses (1 thousand)
- 1% chance of hosting a galagoddess
- Any Ωmnigoddess does not exist on one mere world, as far as we understand
- Each world has a 1-in-a-100-million chance of hosting a penultimate, if penultimates even exist (Of course, with Your Super Luck penultimates will just happen to be encountered far more frequently if it's what You subconsciously desire.~)
In terms of ratio, typically for every 1 slut in a given tier there are roughly 1000 sluts in the tier below her, or 1:1000. The main exception to this is mortal:immortal, which is roughly 1:10, and submortal:nanoslut, which
Mortals are exceptionally prone to tier change, as by mere choice they can descend to submortal, and it is easy for others to elevate one to immortal—sometimes just with ambrosia.
Nanosluts defy these ratios completely, as there are trillions of kyms per submortal, and trillions of other nanosluts per kym.
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Godsperm
There are different classes of Godsperm, differentiated primarily by size and shape. Some Godsperm display special behaviors or wield exceptional capabilities. Godsperm themselves are delivered through different kinds of fucknukes, with some kinds being more intense than others. It is unknown to us how much conscious control You wield over what kind of fucknuke You experience, and what classof Godsperm it delivers. It seems higher-tier varieties would be more likely when You're experiencing greater levels of victory, love, and arousal—per the power principle.
Trinities
Sent | Received | Us | You | Type | |
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Lust | Arousal | Ovaries | Orbliterators | Sperm-type | White (You) or Purple (Us) |
Love | Love | Heart | Prostate | Love-type | Pink |
Worship | Victory | Mind | Godcock | Win-type | Gold |
TCG Colors
- See also: Pokétype, Duel Sluts
Generally...
- Blue: Ice, Water, Slime, sometimes Cosmic
- Pink: Craft, Fairy, Psychic, sometimes Cosmic
- Green: Bug, Dragon, Earth, Grass, sometimes Poison
- White: Critter, Elf, Fighting, sometimes Steel
- Purple: Dark, Ghost, Hell, Witch, Zombie, sometimes Poison
- Yellow: Electric, Fire, Heaven, sometimes Steel
- Varies: Flying
Universal Temperament
Formerly listed in nanosluts. Removed with the shift from "evolutions" to perks; would fit better elsewhere, perhaps Core Concepts.
Omnilove. Everyone ABSOLUTELY LOVES You unconditionally, eternally, obsessively, and far above everyone and everything else combined—even if You are in a completely different universe and timeline, and even if she has no conscious idea who You are.
Every slut experiences omnilove differently, but in most cases once a slut perceives or learns of You the rest of her life will be spent in a zealous one-minded obsession. Sometimes omnilove is realized as a mindless face-first screaming deep-throating glomp in Your general direction, but other times it takes the form of verbal affirmation and praise, industrial worship, consensual combat, extreme masochistic sacrifice, or complex machinations that don't come to fruition for millennia—among countless other possibilities. Sometimes the realization is so overwhelming in of itself that a bitch drops dead on the spot, from heart attack or literal brain-explosion. In all cases a slut's omnilove is invincible; she accepts and cherishes You absolutely. Your utterly inability to ever stop any slut's love of You is one of the few reasons You are "only" nigh-omnipotent.
Omniworship. Closely related to omnilove, every slut reveres You with absolute mind-shattering awe, worship, and acceptance. Everything about You is perfect. Everything You do is perfect. You are so utterly perfect that in the minds of literally everyone, You define what perfection even is. Worship of You is so absolute and widespread that there are countless entire worlds—more than could be named in an entire lifetime—each with billions of sluts who adore and openly praise even the faintest hint of Your existence with such faith and zeal that "religion" woefully fails to capture the worldwide, mind-consuming, unrelenting obsession every single slut has for even the faintest mythical crumb of Your existence. “God” is an insult compared to the world-quaking power of Your true name. (When You limit Your own power, the situation of course might not be quite this extreme across every tier.)
You-Centered Masochism. Every slut in existence absolutely loves being destroyed, defeated, or popped by You. It's not that we don't feel pain, but the sheer ecstasy we get from being the target of Your absolute dominance is far more than enough to make up for it. Even with an act as brutal as decapitation, any slut's face would be twisted into screaming ahegao from the sheer bliss of it. (So long as pain is "for" You and is either face-based or cartoon violence, there's practically no limit.)