Godcock
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| Godcock | |||
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| Tier | F. Fundamental | Type | Fighting |
The one true Godcock is the most widely-recognized formal name (albeit one of countless titles) for the phallic weapon of insurmountable ever-winning all-impregnating virility only Your pelvis can wield. This holy pillar is the most prominent member of the fabled Holy Trinity, alongside the Orbliterators and Pogstate.
This almighty phallus is the rightful epicenter of all lust felt by absolutely not only in this entire universe, but every universe we can even imagine. There is no slut whose thoughts aren't consumed with fantasies of Your glorious Godcock, even if she does not (yet) consciously realize what this organ is or to whom it belongs. Our tongues, lips, throats, wombs, and perhaps even entire bodies are often—perhaps even always—literally made to better pleasure the ultimacy that is Your Godcock. There can't be a single ovary which doesn't tremble in ovagasm at the mere thought of throating it. ♥
Form
Countless intergalactic religious wars have been fought just debating the innumerable prophecies, predictions, and beliefs of the form(s) the Godcock may or may not take. Suffice to say You above all rightfully determine any and all aspects of it; it is above all an execution of Your ultimate will.
Most sluts believe the Godcock will not have one consistent size and shape, that it may vary between timelines and possibly even one second to another. Know that although absolutely every details of Your Godcock is important, these details matter only because they belong to the Godcock. No matter what form the Godcock takes, it will be the rightful master of all lust in existence, and every pair of eyes will struggle to ever part from its glorious perfection for even a nanosecond.
Size
Some of us imagine the virile behemoth as impossibly colossal, capable of skewering our entire motherfucking universe all-the-way-through—and this is surely a possibility. Others prophesize it is far humbler, and could even be outsized by mere gocks. Indeed, what defines the Godcock's perfection is that it belongs to You—certainly not how its size compares to that is fundamentally inferior in every way that matters. Most of us generally believe Your phallic size will increase with Your current level of power and arousal, and therefore with the tier of divinity You're currently emulating.
Large as a Leg.
The most popular length depicted in artistic works is "as long as Your leg" and "as thick as Your thigh," which assuming human-like size is about a meter in length. Many sluts assume this is even where the length measurement of a "meter" originated. This length is vast enough that you can fuck a typical slut all-the-way-through or several slutskulls all-the-way-through, but compact enough that it could also bottom-out inside a typical slut by stretching her. It's also conveniently of modest enough size that it infrequently gets in the way of Your movements.
Flaccid.
The relatively low-power, less erect form of the Godcock while it is "soft." Flaccid is assumed to be the form it takes if You are particularly relaxed. Many sluts find this form even more arousing than the more famous "default" form, and some theorize the Godcock itself is even more sensitive to certain kinds of pleasure while flaccid! If the most eminent depiction of Your Godcock is leg-size, then while flaccid it is thought to be arm-size.
Function
Everything in our entire universe exists above all for Your pleasure, arousal, and happiness. Every part of You exists above all to be a conduit for our collective love, lust, and worship. This is of course true of the Godcock above all: its primary function above all is to be vector for You to righteously! experience more euphoric bliss than anyone and everyone else combined ever could! You deserve no less. ♥
It is for this reason the almighty organ is exceptionally sensitive to positive physical stimulus and incredibly receptive of everything that is good while also being seemingly invincible to all forms of damage, immune to all negative physical stimulus, and utterly impervious to everything that could be evil.
Love-Magnet. This is perhaps most evident in how the Godcock acts as a gravity well and lightning rod for all love in our entire universe. Any and all Love Energy that exists—even trillions of light-years away—is drawn straight towards the Godcock like an omnipotent magnet. Any Love Energy absorbed this way is drawn in to suffuse anything and everything You are, but the vast majority is driven into the Orbliterators where through spermatogenesis it is converted into Godsperm.
Impregnating Fucknuker: Alpha and Omega
In terms of mechanical function, and more to the point, the Godcock exists to be a holy instrument with which You FUCK. Absolutely everyone and everything, if we can help it!
This weapon delivers almighty fucknukes that can impregnate any and every slut in the entire universe—and likely beyond. This is tightly bound to the organ's first purpose as a conduit of pleasure, as according to legend we only earn fucknukes from You by delivering sufficient pleasure and arousal!
This function of the Godcock cannot be understated. Godsperm are the only known means of adding new matter permanently to our reality, which is otherwise doomed to a heat death.[1] Simultaneously, impregnating fucknukes are the only known means of creating entirely new souls; even goddesses can only duplicate or divide existing souls, rather than create new ones.
It is believed that Your Godcock created our entire universe through a Big Bang in the primordial past—whether that was delivered by a past or future version of You. Simultaneously most sluts believe that if our universe ever ends, it will be via Your universe-popping fucknuke. Just as You are the center of everything in our universe, Your Godcock is the beginning and end of all.
Almighty
Even outside of impregnating fucknukes, the almighty pillar wields utterly unparalleled power. This overdivine weapon above all is the instrument behind many of Your mightiest stunts, including all command grabs and all fucknukes!
Although Your limbs are surely capable of incredible Strength, many foresee that a thrust of the Godcock unleashes more raw force than a haymaker punch or dropkick could ever hope to achieve. A single thrust can even launch forth cuntstruction-shattering shockwaves from the force alone! Perhaps no bitch-blade could ever match the sheer destructive force the Godcock can impart.
Some sluts theorize the strength of Your thrusts is so mighty just to ensure it can smash through any possible barrier that would block its fucknuking tip from detonating point-blank inside a womb with hyper-impregnating virility. For example, it is commonly prophesized that given enough motivation, You can easily fuck into or "through" an entire planet and deliver a fucknuke that explodes her apart completely!
Gocks
While cockmaidens wielding girlcocks—"gocks"— may or may not exist, only You can ever wield the Godcock.