Human
| Familiar Flavors | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | Mortal | DPS | 3 |
| Shape | Humanoid | Type | Dork/Critter |
| Stats | |||
| Size | 3. Humanlike | Boob | 3. Melons |
| HP | 3. Greatswords | Regen | 2. Week |
| Str | 2. Humanlike | Agility | 3. Humanlike |
| Squish | 2. Humanlike | Affect | 4. Shy |
| Know | 3. Humanlike | Charm | 2. Humanlike |
Humans are the species of slut You seem to be most familiar with by far, so we won't go into excessive detail. Because of Your familiarity however, many other species superficially resemble humans or have human-like traits, despite the low divinity humans tend to have.
Vanilla With a Pinch of Spice. Humans in our universe have all the qualities expected of sluts, with melon-sized busts, naturally gorgeous faces, and attire projection for example all being standard. Often humans will have traits beyond the scope of what You might've considered normal, such as naturally purple hair or grabbable horns among countless other possible perks!
Plentiful Like Weeds. Humans are the most abundant form of mortal and so can be found almost anywhere. An equivalent(?) slut for every single You would ever want to remember can be found at least on on Gaia, possibly in addition to other worlds. Absolutely every single human woman who could have ever existed "before ascension" who could ever be of any interest to You exists in our universe in a hyper-idealized form and inexhaustible quantity; she has spent every single day of her entire life unconditionally loving You and every single night excitedly dreaming of You. Just like the rest of us she cannot think of You as anything but perfect, nor would she ever want to.~