Spermbeam Cannon

Spermbeam Cannon
SFX
Tier	5. Empress	Type	Electric
Variety	Ranged	Speed	Epic (60)

Spermbeam Cannon (also known as Hyper Spermbeam Cannon or simply Spermbeam) is an iconic Empress-tier fucknuke You are prophesized to detonate. Launch a single deafening, blinding quasar-like particle beam of Godsperm!
  Description. In the build-up to detonation, Your Orbliterators begin to visibly glow white or cyan-and-white in addition to any other effects of verging. Immediately before detonation, a white-and-cyan light visibly collects in cocktip's opening. Upon detonation, a titanic white laser beam of power BLASTS from the Godcock with a thunderous sonic boom, shattering the sound barrier as its searing white light roars like a nuclear detonation. The beam lasts anywhere from several seconds to several minutes, normally consisting of only a single sustained shot. The diameter of this sustained beam is no less than an entire foot.
  Effects. Despite how the beam might appear to be mere light, it is packed with Godsperm blasting by so fast that they blur together in what appears to be a completely solid streak. The sheer sustained thunderous roar is so intense it likely shatters mortal ears and can even sear mortal eyes into voidgao, at least until these senses regen. The sheer forward velocity is so immense the beam will almost inevitably escape the gravitational pull of any world or even star if not intercepted, likely forming interstellar spermbergs.
  Legends tell of one launching to Gaia's moon within a few seconds, and striking the slut so hard the beam skewers all-the-way-through the moon herself and keeps blasting into the depths of space!