Melonbag Chair

A melonbag chair is a simple but abundant cuntstruction that serves as furniture for casual lounging.
  One consists of a single massive disembodied boob of celestial softness one or two meters across, typically laid on any floor. Effectively a pillow, the massive melon is eager to be sat or laid upon—ideally by You, of course. The central "seat" of the chair consists of an equally massive nipple, or more often a pair of huge and plush lipples. Needless to say such lipples are eager to make out with Your Prostate, guzzle Your Orbliterators, or slurp Your Godcock for as long as You are gracious enough to rest any such everloved weapons of virility upon her. ♥
  Melonbag chairs are a common occurrence virtually anywhere cuntstructions can be found. They seem to be the most abundant form of seating, perhaps due to their simplicity and ease of creation—as only a single slut can provide all necessary body parts for two entire seats.