Ambrosia
| Ambrosia | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | F. Fundamental | Type | Cosmic |
Ambrosia (also known as nectar or seminal fluid) is a mystical, white-colored, viscous fluid which can be produced only by Your luscious and legendary Pogstate.
This syrup's salty-savory flavor, salivation-inducing aroma, intense nutritional value, and other mystical properties make it a legendary delicacy among all sluts who have ever been fortunate enough to experience a single taste. It is objectively the most nourishing and delicious substance any cuntributor has discovered in our entire universe. It is for these reasons and more ambrosia is oft called Nectar of the Gods—with "Gods" in this case referring to the Holy Trinity.
Function
The primary purpose of this fluid is to lubricate Godsperm as they travel through the Godcock whenever You detonate a glorious fucknuke.
- Above all this slick lubrication aids in each fucknuke bringing You even more of the deserved pleasure each fucknuke delivers.
- Secondarily, this lubricates the Godsperm themselves. Such can be particularly important with hyper sperm wriggling and cramming through undersized orifices, such as tadsperm squeezing into noses and fallopian tubes.
- Finally, this substance is overwhelmingly nutritious. Mortals in particular are thought to be sated for weeks or even months from a single drop. While sluts of higher tier have no inherent need for food and drink, consuming even the tiniest amount can provide immense increases in power. Sometimes such buffs are temporary, but in other cases they can permanently ascend a slut to an entire new tier of divinity!
Creation
This is all despite the fact Your body does not necessarily create or eject ambrosia. You can absolutely detonate fucknukes without it, after all.
As far as we can tell ambrosia is a special synthesis of milk and other food or drink You consume. As You have no need to eat or drink, it is theoretically possible that starvation or dehydration might result in a dearth of ambrosia. Even so consuming delicious treats is something we believe brings You both satisfaction and pleasure despite not "needing" to do it, so we are already highly motivated to ensure You frequently enjoy tremendous banquets and lavish feasts. Perhaps a lack of ambrosia could only result if You intentionally starved.
(What is to us the single most delicious and nutritious substance in the entire universe is something Your body sees as so worthless it is expelled almost as if it was mere waste. If we can help it, the lavish meals You enjoy without limit are so overwhelmingly nutritious and calorie-dense that the sheer excess of it all produces ambrosia from the nutrients Your body deems not valuable enough to be completely absorbed. Similarly, ambrosia might be spiked with excess Love Energy; Your Orbs already contain so many incalculable magnitudes of our love that the least pure or least valuable portions of it might be scraped off and expelled through synthesized ambrosia.)
Instances
Any time You detonate a fucknuke we assume this will release an amount of ambrosia commensurate with the amount of Godsperm released. However, while Godsperm are animate and may swim away to find wombs to impregnate, ambrosia is not. If left ungulped (what a tragedy!) the syrup is liable to remain where it was gushed forth indefinitely, but it will remain pure and warm seemingly for eternity.
Just as there are spermbergs floating through the cosmos as leftovers from the Big Bang, there are numerous nebula-like clouds of ambrosia. Some prophecies even foretell of legendary lakes somewhere in our universe that are filled with pure ambrosia, which may even have immortal melonsperm still swimming through them! Such a location would be a miraculous marvel for any slut to discover. More than a few tales tell of sluts adventuring forth in search of such wonders. We can only hope they exist!