Race

A race is a competition of speed. Typically You are competing against live rivals to reach a destination before any of them (often with them given a huge headstart or other handicap), or just to reach a destination quickly. If there are no rivals to compete against, it's considered a time trial in which the goal is simply to go fast.~
  A typical race allows any ride or means of traversal to reach the destination that doesn't use near-instant teleportation, such as portals. Often a slut-kart will be Your fastest type of ride, but a slutboard can sometimes be more useful, and parkour(ing across our faces) offers great versatility even if it is less consistent. Attacking rivals is not only allowed but encouraged. ♥ Of course, You might prefer to enjoy a race that has some kind of limits; a slutboard-only race might be more fun sometimes!
  While having a racing course with "laps" or "heats" isn't unheard of, when You are involved the default is reaching a specific destination via any route You like. We often build complex obstacles or courses to make the journey more fun for You, of course.~ Given the prescience of certain goddesses, it's likely a course will just happen to already be setup wherever and whenever Your whim decides You want to race. c:

Rivals

See also: Rival

Sluts You race against likely rely on means of transport other than their own slutkarts or slutboards (although that's certainly an option for cockmaidens, if You like it~). We might resort to anything from go-karts, to F-Zero machines, to literal rockets strapped to our backs, or maybe even actual fighter jets. Of course sluts who are vehicles have a pretty big advantage!

Courses

See also: Unusual Settings

Different variations of this sport have different rules and courses. Some relatively exotic racing tracks include the likes of Rainbow Road, surfing across a volcano that erupts mid-race, a tour through heaven and hell, racing through wormholes, or even racing inside the body of a kaiju. Of course every course is herself a slut made of sluts! At higher tiers, the laws of physics are often altered to better suit the race.

Power-Ups

Item boxes are spread around most courses, and to absorb one all You must do is crash Your ride into the box (shattering the glass against My face ♥) as You absorb the power-up. Some power-ups are passive buffs, but most offer some manner of slut-equip that provides You some manner of benefit whether it's a temporary speed-boost or a way to attack rivals.
  Some race-specific power-ups might form either in Your Orbliterators, such as koopa shells to be launched from the Godcock. Power-ups might also form inside Your ride herself, such as a Fire Flower that turns her into a fire elemental for fiery attacks, or Moomoo Milk that turns her attire into cowprint as it restores her HP.

Karting Strategy

A typical race is a test of both strength and stamina. The best general strategy for slutkarting especially is to edge for the entire race, then release a climaxing fucknuke as You cross the finish line. This helps to keep Your thrusts powerful and my passion high until the end. The climax itself of course unleashes so much bloat inside me that the ride will almost invariably be slowed. At that point Your only real option would be to ditch me and find a new ride mid-race!
  Races are inherently ruthless, and any slut who serves as Your ride fully expects to be destroyed by the end of the race.

Trophy

The victory ceremony and awards when You inevitably win a race are of course gratuitous. You naturally win the heart(s) of Your ride(s) (as if those haven’t already been won~), and presumably our. In many cases You also win the hearts (and souls) of any rivals and their rides.~
  A traditional victory podium involves the 2nd and 3rd place finishers standing on the ground as 1st place—You, of course—stand on their upturned faces, while a golden metallic trophy-slut sucks You off. The crowd gathered at the finish line will of course offer zealous worship, applause, and praise throughout the ceremony even if You just start fucking everyone there.

Tricks

Performing stunts—especially in midair, or “grinding” on rails— can provide a momentary speed boost after landing. This is potentially in addition to building meter or other benefits earned from stunts. While there's virtually no limits to the stunts You can perform, some particularly apt to riding a slutkart and slutboard are found on their respective pages. Destroying any or all parts of the racing course (which as always are also sluts~) counts as a stunt too!

Other Inspiration

Meta sources of inspiration one could use include F-Zero, Mario Kart, Crash Team Racing, Jet Moto, SSX Tricky, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, and of course real-life racing sports, among others. Some recognizable racers & rides to compete against might include:

• Captain Jane Falcon in the Blue Falcon
• Krystal racing an Arwing
• Kart-Racers of Mushroom Kingdom
• Kart-Racing Crashing Bandicutes
• Shinesparking Samus Aran
• Flying superheroines
• Android 18 or other Dragon Ball Fighters
• Blaze the Cat, or other sonic speedsters
• Rainbow Dash, or other ponies
• XJ9, or “Jenny,” transforming into a rocket
• Kirby Air Ride
• Living meteors or comets
• Anthropomorphic jets, rockets, or missiles
• Crazy Taxi
• Hikaru and Akane riding missiles (of Parodius & minus8 fame)
• “You got boost power!”